This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Thursday, March 21 2019

06:00Peppa Pig Animated series. Gerald Giraffe is new to the playgroup and he's trying to make friends, but he finds being so tall makes playing hide and seek quite a challenge! (S5 Ep 3) 
06:05Peppa Pig Pig tales. Peppa and her family go on holiday in a special van. (S3 Ep 5) 
06:10The Day Henry Met 2D animation. A house needs building, but Digger's builder has a tummy ache, so it's up to Henry to save the day. (S1 Ep 21) 
06:15Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Brenda's twelve Labrador puppies are growing up fast. They learn about sounds and try solid food for the first time. (S2 Ep 4) 
06:25Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Impish animation. The children pay a visit to a big farm to find out where milk comes from. (S1 Ep 33) 
06:35Wissper Animation. Beavers Ed and Ted have found a hive of honey to give to Daddy and Honey Bear when they wake from hibernation, but they can't reach it. (S2 Ep 19) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective CGI-animation. Noddy's excitedly looking forward to his first ever go at driving Train, but Revs starts playing up and won't listen when Noddy asks him to stop. Why is Revs not listening? (S2 Ep 5) 
06:55Thomas & Friends:... ...Big World! Big Adventures! Animation. When Merlin the stealth engine comes to Sodor from the mainland for the first time, Percy is determined to see this 'invisible' engine. (S22 Ep 13) 
07:05Shane the Chef Animation. Mama Polenta and Sam Spratt agree to a cook-off to determine who makes the best pasta sauce. But it's Izzy and her home-grown basil sauce that wins the day. (S1 Ep 24) 
07:20Peppa Pig Shadows Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and George realise that they have shadows and no matter what they do, they can't escape from them. (S4 Ep 7) 
07:30Peppa Pig International Day Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and all her friends at playgroup dress up as different countries from all over the world. (S4 Ep 8) 
07:35Top Wing Animation. It's time for the big goat-cart race! But when a Treegoat veers off-road into the river, Team Top Wing have to rescue both the goat and the race. (S1 Ep 19) 
07:55New: PAW Patrol Animated series about a team of search-and-rescue puppies. The water in the duck pond mysteriously drains away... (S5 Ep 3) 
08:05Digby Dragon CGI animation about a Dragon. (S2 Ep 14) 
08:20Floogals Animation. When Boomer crashes his Fizzer into a tree, all the leaves fall off and he assumes he broke it. The Floogals race to repair the broken tree. (S2 Ep 29) 
08:35Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Queen Thistle's Day Off Impish animation. Holly, Ben, Nanny and the King have to look after naughty twins Daisy and Poppy for the day. (S1 Ep 34) 
08:55Shimmer and Shine CGI-animated series about twin genies. Zeta's relaxing night at the treehouse is disturbed when the girls also show up, so she tries to scare them away. (S3 Ep 23) 
09:05Secret Life Of Puppies A dog's-eye view of life. Willy's owner tries everything to get him to learn to stay and fetch. Teddy is learning to walk on the lead for the first time. (S1 Ep 8) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door Documentary about feuding neighbours. What happens when one person's idea of a friendly generous gesture is deemed as an unwanted invasion of privacy by another? (S5 Ep 6) 
12:105 News Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! Seasonal edition of the reality series. The agents grapple with moral dilemmas as a young family are made homeless and an off-licence battles to stay open for the holidays. (S3 Ep 12) 
13:10Access Entertainment round up. 
13:15Home and Away Brody gets between the sheets with Simone, unaware that Ziggy has collapsed with heatstroke during the half-marathon and has been rushed to hospital. 
13:45Neighbours Elly tells Mark her life-changing news. Paul's machinations prove too much for Amy. Dipi and Shane are not happy that number 32 is up for sale, but Aaron sees an opportunity. 
14:15Nightmare Nanny Film Mystery thriller starring Ashley Scott and Kip Pardue. A mother hires a dangerously unstable nanny to look after her three-year-old daughter. (2013) 
16:00Friends Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. And could Chandler and Joey's friendship end over a spoon-licking incident? (S2 Ep 16) 
16:30Friends Joey and Chandler both miss living with each other, but neither will admit it until Chandler gets a new flatmate. (S2 Ep 17) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Elly tells Mark her life-changing news. Paul's machinations prove too much for Amy. Dipi and Shane are not happy that number 32 is up for sale, but Aaron sees an opportunity. 
18:00Home and Away Brody gets between the sheets with Simone, unaware that Ziggy has collapsed with heatstroke during the half-marathon and has been rushed to hospital. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Summer In Alaska: A Year In... ...The Wild. Documentary series narrated by David Suchet. Summer has arrived in Alaska.This sets the scene for one of the world's greatest migrations, the Alaskan salmon run. (S1 Ep 3) 
20:00New:Secrets Of Your Supermarket... ...Food. Consumer series with Sian Williams and Stefan Gates. What secrets are the small print labels on children's food hiding? Stefan eats nothing but ready meals for a whole month. (S1 Ep 3) 
21:00New: Mega Volcano: Draining The... ...Pacific. Cutting-edge scientific technology reveals what lies beneath the Pacific ocean, including many of the world's most potent volcanoes. 
22:00Sex Business: Pain For Pleasure Documentary series exploring how people buy, sell and market sex. (S2 Ep 1) 
23:00Die Hard With A Vengeance Film Action sequel starring Bruce Willis and Jeremy Irons. A maverick New York cop pulls out all the stops to save the city from a crazed bomber. (1995) 
00:05Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
00:10Die Hard With A Vengeance Film Action sequel starring Bruce Willis and Jeremy Irons. A maverick New York cop pulls out all the stops to save the city from a crazed bomber. (1995) 
01:30Criminals: Caught On Camera Documentary series. Journalist Nick Wallis joins police forces across the country to reveal how CCTV is helping to ensure convictions against criminals. (S2 Ep 7) 
01:50High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:20High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
02:50High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:20High Street TV Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
03:50Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
04:00NCIS Enemies Domestic US crime drama series. After an ambush changes the course of their investigation, the NCIS team has to find answers quickly. (S8 Ep 9) 
04:45House Doctor Highlights from the home improvement series presented by Californian interior designer Ann Maurice. (S6 Ep 13) 
05:10Divine Designs Documentary series exploring Britain's religious art. Paul Binski visits Liverpool to view the city's two radically different cathedrals. (S2 Ep 13) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 13) 
06:00Peppa Pig Animation. When Peppa's bike gets a flat tyre that needs mending, Peppa and her friends have fun riding their imaginary bikes and jumping in pretend muddy puddles! (S5 Ep 5)