This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Five on Wednesday, February 19 2020

06:00Peppa Pig Painting Animated series. Peppa, George and Daddy are in the garden painting a picture of a cherry tree when the ducks run through the paint and all over their masterpiece. (S2 Ep 28) 
06:05Peppa Pig Grandpa's Little Train Animated series. Grandpa Pig has built a little train called Gertrude. When he takes Peppa and George for a ride, there is room for lots of their friends. (S2 Ep 29) 
06:10Peppa Pig The Baby Piggy Animated series. Peppa and George are visiting their cousin Chloe and will get to meet Chloe's new baby brother, Alexander, for the first time. (S2 Ep 30) 
06:15Peppa Pig Animated series about a lovable little pig. Peppa and her family go for a day's cycle ride and Peppa instigates a downhill race. (S2 Ep 33) 
06:20Mya Go Animated series about a little girl whose enthusiasm for life infects everyone around her. Mya Go doesn't want her shiny new wellies to get muddy and wet. (S1 Ep 3) 
06:30Fireman Sam Mike's Rocket Mike has built a rocket and is preparing to launch it. Norman has become fascinated by Mike's project and wants to build and launch one of his own! (S7 Ep 25) 
06:40Noddy Toyland Detective Animated series based on Enid Blyton's character. Someone has been playing with the Builders' equipment and broken the pulley. (S2 Ep 40) 
06:50Shane the Chef Animation. Eddy disappears after Mario lets him off his lead. Shane is looking for a recipe to get Mario to eat spinach - but can he also find Sam's beloved dog? (Ep 17) 
07:00Thomas and Friends Animation. Daisy's springs need fixing after Diesel deliberately bumps into her. Thinking that she is asleep, Diesel explains why he did it - to make friends! (S21 Ep 1) 
07:15New: Milkshake! Monkey's... ...Amazing Adventures. Live action series featuring an inquisitive puppet monkey. Milkshake! Monkey hikes up an extinct volcano in Edinburgh! Lily demonstrates what happens when they erupt. 
07:20Peppa Pig Animation. Mummy Pig is determined that George's new hat doesn't get muddy when Peppa and George visit Grandpa and Granny Pig. (S5 Ep 24) 
07:30New: Peppa Pig Animated exploits of a lovable piglet. Miss Rabbit shows Peppa's family around the Botanical Gardens. (S6 Ep 30) 
07:40Top Wing Children's animation. Rod is excited to sing at Rhonda's until Chomps and Rocco take the piano. (S2 Ep 4) 
07:55PAW Patrol Children's animation. The bouncy turkey from the Thanksgiving feast at City Hall has flown away with Mayor Humdinger and his kittens. (S5 Ep 53) 
08:10New: Floogals Animated series about three tiny aliens exploring our world. The Floogals find an activity book of Girl Hooman's, but the pages contain only jumbled up numbers. (S3 Ep 13) 
08:25New: Becca's Bunch Animated adventures of a young bird in a bobble hat. Becca's Bunch find a UFO that has crash-landed in the woods. But where is the alien? (S1 Ep 33) 
08:40Little Princess I Want Your Tiara Animated series. Princess is delighted when Scruff finds a sparkly tiara for her to wear, until she finds out that it belongs to Maid. (S3 Ep 23) 
08:55Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom Miss Cookie's Nature Trail Animation. Miss Cookie organises a nature trail for Lucy and her class, but it goes right through the Little Kingdom! (S2 Ep 16) 
09:10Sunny Bunnies Animated antics of five colourful balls of light. Hopper makes mischief with Iris's magic wand as the Sunny Bunnies prepare for St Valentine's Day. (S3 Ep 10) 
09:15Jeremy Vine Jeremy Vine discusses and dissects the latest news, views and opinions, with co-host Storm Huntley helping on the live phone-ins. 
11:15Paddington Station 24/7 Documentary series. As Storm Eleanor strikes a fly-away plastic bag causes a power outage trapping three trains, and in Hungerford a falling tree hits a Penzance-bound service. (S2 Ep 7) 
12:105 News At Lunchtime National and international news. 
12:15GPs: Behind Closed Doors Documentary series. Caroline has relatively simple throat nodules, but she is convinced it is cancer. Thelma worries that her varied symptoms suggest a stroke. (S4 Ep 32) 
13:10Access National and international news. 
13:15Home and Away Ryder sees Jade taking money from the till at Salt. Dean's despondency about Ziggy leads to self-destructive behaviour. Justin gets a call from the hospital. 
13:45Neighbours Will Chloe's risk pay off? Hendrix is devastated by the death of his cat Clementine. Harlow feels terrible and resolves to help him through his grief. 
14:20Deviant Love Film Thriller about a young woman who leaves her cheating husband only to fall for her charming cousin, an obsessively possessive and dangerous paranoid schizophrenic. 
16:00Friends Ross confides a sexual fantasy to Rachel, who cannot keep a secret. Meanwhile, Chandler resumes an old relationship. (S3 Ep 1) 
16:30Friends Ross is hoping for some moral support as he prepares to make a speech at the museum, but the others are taking far too long getting ready for the event. (S3 Ep 2) 
17:005 News At 5 National and international news. 
17:30Neighbours Will Chloe's risk pay off? Hendrix is devastated by the death of his cat Clementine. Harlow feels terrible and resolves to help him through his grief. 
18:00Home and Away Ryder sees Jade taking money from the till at Salt. Dean's despondency about Ziggy leads to self-destructive behaviour. Justin gets a call from the hospital. 
18:305 News Tonight National and international news. 
19:00Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast Hands-on history travelogue. Tony visits the Lake District, where he gets an exclusive tour of the only inhabited island on Derwentwater and learns how to cook chutney. (S1 Ep 2) 
20:00New: Emergency Road Rescue Documentary series following those who keep road users safe in brutal conditions. Dramatic scenes from the 2019 Yorkshire floods, and winds blow over a lorry on a busy motorway. (S6 Ep 1) 
21:00New: At War With The Noise Next... ...Door. Following the heroes of Britain's Noise Enforcement Teams bringing peace back to British homes driven mad by noise. Keith and Ali are called to a boisterous after-hours party. (S1 Ep 1) 
22:00New: The Chocolate Challenge... ...With the Hairy Bikers. Si and Dave oversee Chocolatiers battling it out to have their own chocolate bar manufactured. This week the challenge is to produce chocs based on desserts. (S1 Ep 2) 
23:05Inside The World's Multi-... ...Million Pound Mega Mansions. Docuseries offering a privileged peek at the luxuries enjoyed by the super-rich. Estate agent Shawn is on the hunt for a home for a mystery billionaire. (S1 Ep 3) 
00:05Britain's Council House... ...Millionaires. Documentary meeting the private landlords who have won big on the council housing market. With properties sold at bargain rates, these buyers have secured lucrative portfolios. 
01:00The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Interactive casino show featuring live roulette. For more information and to register, visit www.21.co.uk. 
03:00Access A daily round-up of showbiz news and gossip from around the world, focusing on celebrities, movies, music and entertainment. 
03:10Paddington Station 24/7 Behind-the-scenes documentary series. A track circuit failure closes Platform 5, and British Transport Police are out in force as rival Oxford and Millwall fans use the network. (S2 Ep 6) 
04:00Britain's Biggest Mosque This one-off special narrated by Meera Syal goes behind the scenes at Britain's biggest mosque - the Baitul Futuh Mosque in Morden, South London. [SL] 
04:45House Doctor Ann Maurice and Alistair Appleton present more home improvements. A home in Nailsworth, Gloucestershire needs some attention. [SL] (S5 Ep 2) 
05:10House Doctor Home-improvement series. Californian real-estate agent Ann Maurice tries to help the owner of a 200-year-old cottage in East Sussex to sell the property. (S2 Ep 1) 
05:35Wildlife SOS Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S1 Ep 2) 
06:00Peppa Pig Dens Animated series. Peppa decides that only girls can play in her treehouse, so Grandpa Pig builds the boys their own den. (S2 Ep 32)