This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, September 20 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Ste tries to come to terms with recent events, while Stuart springs into action. The Loft celebrations are interrupted by some big news. 
06:30Hollyoaks Ste is struggling to keep his emotions in check. Meanwhile, no one can believe how far things have gone. The police are ready to take action. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (S3 Ep12/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. (S3 Ep13/20) 
08:00Melissa & Joey Independence Day Mel feels it's a good idea for her and Joe to explore their new relationship slowly, but he takes things too far when he gets another job and moves out. (S4 Ep2/21) 
08:30Melissa & Joey The New Deal Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents him from spending any quality time with her, so she sneaks over to see him at work. (S4 Ep3/21) 
09:00Baby Daddy Happy Birthday Two You Ben forgets his mother's birthday yet again, so he enlists an unwilling Danny, Tucker and Riley to organise a celebration in a hurry. (S4 Ep8/22) 
09:30Baby Daddy You Give Real Estate a Bad Name Bonnie competes with her ex-boyfriend for the chance to be the real-estate agent responsible for a celebrity penthouse sale. (S4 Ep9/22) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9/17) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Loobenfeld Decay Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage singing in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's lie gets out of control. (S1 Ep10/17) 
11:00Speechless R-a-y-c--Ray-Cation Maya enlists the family to help JJ romance Claire, and Ray worries his family's chronic tardiness will cause him to miss a field trip. (S1 Ep8/23) 
11:30Speechless S-l--Sled H-o--Hockey JJ wants to join a sled hockey team, but Jimmy thinks it's dangerous. And Maya is surprised to discover how popular Kenneth is. (S1 Ep9/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine 9 Days Captain Holt and Peralta contract mumps during an investigation, and decide to be quarantined together so they can use the time to solve the case. (S3 Ep12/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Cruise Peralta and Santiago set off on their first real holiday together. Gina and Jeffords help Captain Holt to survive a visit from his sister Debbie. (S3 Ep13/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Proton Transmogrification Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Gorilla Dissolution Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to look after Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Catch & Release Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Born to Run Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) 
15:00Baby Daddy Till Dress Do Us Part Bonnie delegates an important job to Ben, Riley, Danny and Tucker, prompting them to think about where their own lives are heading. (S4 Ep18/22) 
15:30Baby Daddy What Happens in Vegas Bonnie makes Riley her chief bridesmaid and demands a crazy hen party. Brad asks Danny to be his best man and arrange an epic stag do. (S4 Ep19/22) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Bureau Pimento's life is still in peril, so Captain Holt calls on an old friend in the FBI to help identify the crooked agent who tried to have him killed. (S3 Ep22/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Greg and Larry The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23/23) 
17:00The Goldbergs Stop Arguing and Start Thanking When Beverly invites Murray's unreliable brother Marvin to visit at Thanksgiving, she reignites their long-standing feud. (S1 Ep9/23) 
17:30The Goldbergs Shopping Erica's new job at a department store is put in jeopardy when Beverly takes advantage of her daughter's employee discount far too frequently. (S1 Ep10/23) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Prom Equivalency The girls decide to re-enact their high-school proms with their current partners, so they recreate the event on the roof of the apartment building. (S8 Ep8/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Septum Deviation When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to need sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Maxine's lies may unravel when James Nightingale asks to see her full medical records. Sienna is furious when Liberty puts her future family plans in jeopardy to help Maxine and Damon. 
19:30The Good Place Category 55 Emergency Doomsday Crisis Teaching Eleanor turns into a full-time job Chidi never wanted. Michael and Janet focus on a neighbourhood emergency. (S1 Ep5/13) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Leftover Thermalization A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Skywalker Incursion When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19/24) 
21:00Mission: Impossible - Ghost... ...Protocol (2011) Part four of the action-thriller franchise starring Tom Cruise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name and save humankind from a nuclear war. 
23:40Rick and Morty [adult swim] Lawnmower Dog Rick builds a device to make the family dog Snuffles more intelligent but things go awry. Rick and Morty invade the dreams of Morty's maths teacher Mr Goldenfold. (S1 Ep2/11) 
00:10New: Mr. Pickles [adult swim] Brand new series - Sheriffs: Animated US comedy about a murderous dog. Sheriff is happy when he is selected to be a guest star on a crime-fighting reality TV show called Sheriffs. (S3 Ep7) 
00:30New: Mr. Pickles [adult swim] Brand new series - Bullies: Animated US comedy. Mrs Goodman confronts the parents of two boys who are bullying Tommy, so they dump their out-of-control kids on her for the day. (S3 Ep8) 
00:40Rick and Morty [adult swim] Mortynight Run When Rick sells a gun to an alien assassin to raise the money for a visit to a video games arcade, Morty tries to stop the hitman before he can kill his target. (S2 Ep2/10) 
01:15The Big Bang Theory The Wheaton Recurrence Leonard tells Penny that he loves her. The gang go bowling and find that Sheldon's enemy Wil Wheaton is playing in the opposing team. (S3 Ep19/23) 
01:40The Big Bang Theory The Spaghetti Catalyst Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20/23) 
02:10Gogglebox Including I'm a Celebrity, the Weakest Link Celebrity Special for Children in Need, Mary Berry's Country House Secrets, The Secret Life of the Zoo and Blue Planet II. (S10 Ep12) 
03:05First Dates As the series continues, will Ryan's unique chat-up lines laugh aspiring embalmer Kerry into bed? How will nervous Mark react when free spirit Sophia reads his palm? (S3 Ep3/6) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9/17) 
04:20The Big Bang Theory The Loobenfeld Decay Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage singing in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's lie gets out of control. (S1 Ep10/17) 
04:40How I Met Your Mother No Tomorrow Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (S3 Ep12/20) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Ten Sessions Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby in order to get on her good side. (S3 Ep13/20) 
06:00Celebrity Coach Trip The group spend a second day in Valencia as Jedward join the party and start a row, and the fun and funny activities are paella making and blob jumping. (Ep7)