This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Friday, May 31 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Stuart and Ste horrify people with their racist attitudes. Mercedes is back from holiday, while Liam gets called into the police station for questioning. 
06:30Hollyoaks The village wakes up to a horrible racist shock. Cleo has an awkward date with her current boyfriend and former fiancÚ. Harry finds himself in hot water. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (S3 Ep15/20) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Sandcastles in the Sand Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (S3 Ep16/20) 
08:00Young & Hungry Young & Getting Played Yolanda's son Derek returns home nursing a broken heart. Caroline temporarily moves in with Josh after a crisis at her townhouse. (S1 Ep9/10) 
08:30Young & Hungry Young & Thirty (and Getting Married): Gabi creates a 30th birthday present for Josh, but offers to let Caroline claim the gift as her own when she forgets. (S1 Ep10/10) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Up Close and Personal When a reporter doing a profile on Mel discovers she has a male nanny working for her, the focus of the story shifts onto Joe. (S1 Ep7/30) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Dancing with the Stars of Toledo Mel agrees to participate in a local Dancing with the Stars-themed charity event to raise money for the at-risk kids that Lennox tutors. (S1 Ep8/30) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
11:00The Goldbergs Lainey Loves Lionel Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Weird Al Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine USPIS While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Road Trip In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Leftover Thermalization A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Skywalker Incursion When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Toledo's Next Top Model Lennox seeks Mel's permission when she is asked to become a model. Mel isn't keen on the idea until she finds out how much Lennox could earn. (S1 Ep17/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey The Mel Word When Mel's cousin Emily gets engaged to her girlfriend Bianca, Mel plans their wedding, but it seems one of the brides-to-be has her eye on somebody else. (S1 Ep18/30) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Captain Peralta Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sabotage Santiago and Diaz probe Peralta's claim that someone is trying to sabotage his professional life. Boyle joins Hitchcock and Scully to solve a case. (S2 Ep19/23) 
16:00Speechless S-t--Stage Mom Realising the kids believe she exists solely to serve their needs, Maya takes to the stage. Kenneth finds JJ a job, and Ray goes undercover. (S3 Ep5/22) 
16:30Speechless C-e--Celebrity S-u--Suite The family ends up at the hospital at Thanksgiving. Jimmy is jealous when Kenneth bonds with his brother Billy. Ray finds new love. (S3 Ep6/22) 
17:00Young Sheldon Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia George Sr asks Sheldon to help Georgie revise for a maths test when poor grades threaten his place on the football team. (S1 Ep9/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo When Sheldon gets the chance to attend a school for gifted children in Dallas, his family struggle to cope. (S1 Ep10/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization Sheldon and Leonard are asked to give a paper at a physics conference, but Sheldon is reluctant to share the credit, so Penny tries to help. (S1 Ep9/17) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Loobenfeld Decay Leonard and Sheldon each tell a lie to avoid going to see Penny on stage singing in a production of Rent, but Sheldon's lie gets out of control. (S1 Ep10/17) 
19:00Hollyoaks Leela has some devastating news for Misbah, Darren accuses Kyle of stealing, Harry finds himself in hot water, while Mitchell wants to prove to Cleo how much he cares for her. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - S-e--Seoul B-r--Brothers: JJ struggles with having to spend his social security benefits on boring things. Kenneth uncovers a secret, ruining the status quo. (S3 Ep18/22) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Platonic Permutation At Thanksgiving, Sheldon and Amy hang out as friends at the aquarium, and Howard reluctantly agrees to volunteer at a soup kitchen. (S9 Ep9/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Earworm Reverberation Sheldon is driven to distraction when he can't get a familiar tune out of his head. Howard and Raj find out their band has a fan. (S9 Ep10/24) 
21:00Mission: Impossible - Ghost... ...Protocol (2011) Part four of the action-thriller franchise starring Tom Cruise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name and save humankind from a nuclear war. 
23:35Rick and Morty [adult swim] The Ricks Must Be Crazy Rick, Morty and Summer go to the cinema in an alternate universe but when they return to the ship, they find that its battery is flat and it won't fly. (S2 Ep6/10) 
00:10New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Your Mouth Is Hanging Off Your Face: Are the Robot Chicken writers the only ones to notice that King Kong fell from the Empire State Building rear-end first? (S9 Ep17) 
00:25New: Dream Corp LLC [adult swim] Brand new series - What Happens in Randy, Stays in Randy: Dr Roberts wrangles Randy for his biannual session of dream therapy. Meanwhile, T.E.R.R.Y. struggles with his conscience. (S2 Ep13) 
00:40Rick and Morty [adult swim] Rick Potion #9 Rick helps Morty win over his classmate Jessica, the girl of his dreams, by giving his grandson a potion that will make her attracted to him at the school dance. (S1 Ep6/11) 
01:10The Big Bang Theory The Santa Simulation Sheldon unwillingly reveals painful memories of Christmas past when Leonard persuades him to join in with a seasonal game of Dungeons & Dragons. (S6 Ep11/24) 
01:40The Big Bang Theory The Egg Salad Equivalency Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12/24) 
02:10Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sal's Pizza When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9/22) 
02:35Brooklyn Nine-Nine Thanksgiving Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for all of her colleagues at the precinct, but the celebration risks turning into a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10/22) 
02:55Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest armchair critics think of My Year with the Tribe, Only Connect, Love in the Countryside, Britain's Best Home Cook and Britain's Got Talent? (S11 Ep11) 
03:50The Big Bang Theory The Indecision Amalgamation Raj faces a dating dilemma, Penny can't decide whether to accept a role in a terrible film, and Sheldon chooses between two gaming systems. (S7 Ep19/24) 
04:10The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
04:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Sal's Pizza When Peralta's favourite restaurant burns down, the fire marshal assumes the owner is the prime suspect in the investigation. A virus hits the precinct's computers. (S1 Ep9/22) 
04:55Brooklyn Nine-Nine Thanksgiving Santiago hosts a Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment for all of her colleagues at the precinct, but the celebration risks turning into a holiday disaster. (S1 Ep10/22) 
05:15How I Met Your Mother The Chain of Screaming Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (S3 Ep15/20) 
06:00Young & Hungry Pilot US comedy about feisty young cook Gabi from San Francisco, who lands an interview for her dream job as personal chef to tech firm millionaire Josh. (S1 Ep1/10)