This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, March 27 2019

06:00Hollyoaks The McQueens are preparing for their double wedding, but Liam is still blackmailing Mercedes, and he gives her an ultimatum. Meanwhile, an upset Juliet threatens to burn down the school. 
06:30Hollyoaks It's the double McQueen wedding. Myra and Sally, and Mercedes and Sylver prepare to commit their lives to one another, but Myra spots an unwanted face at the event. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Pilot US sitcom about modern relationships seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, a long-time married pair and a single man. Jennifer sets Russell up on a date. 
07:30Rules of Engagement The Birthday Deal It's Jeff's birthday and everyone is busy preparing for his party, but Jeff is upset by the amount of time that Audrey is putting into the event. 
08:00Sabrina the Teenage Witch What's News Josh's new job as a photojournalist on a newspaper is taking all of his time away from his relationship, and Sabrina realises that Morgan is dating Harvey. (S6 Ep3/22) 
08:30Sabrina the Teenage Witch Murder on the Halloween Express Annoyed by her friends' unenthusiastic attitudes to Halloween, Sabrina takes them on a spooky and magical journey on a murder mystery train. (S6 Ep4/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Double Happiness Mel receives unexpected news that could directly affect her run for a Senate seat. Lennox and Zander are involved in a serious car crash. (S5 Ep22/22) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Don't Look Back in Anger When Mel and Joe meet with their minister to discuss their relationship, they try a little too hard to prove to him that everything is perfect. (S4 Ep17/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Spaghetti Catalyst Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs A Night to Remember Barry plans romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night, Erica and Geoff try to attend the event together and a nerdy girl asks Adam out. (S4 Ep19/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs The Dynamic Duo Barry tries to drive a wedge between Adam and Pops when they discuss a recently released Batman movie. Erica messes up her college interview. (S4 Ep20/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Mattress Peralta and Santiago convince Captain Holt to let them work together on a case involving a new street drug, but their romance gets in the way. (S3 Ep7/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Ava Jeffords asks Peralta to take care of his pregnant wife when she drops by at the precinct while he and Diaz are out seeking information on a murder case. (S3 Ep8/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Infestation Hypothesis Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3/24) 
14:00Baby Daddy Married to the Job When Ben hears that the bar needs a new manager, he enlists Riley's help to prove to the owner that he's responsible enough for the position. (S1 Ep5/10) 
14:30Baby Daddy Take Her Out of the Ballgame When Ben and Tucker's softball league team loses constantly, Riley steps in as captain, but her competitive side soon comes out. (S1 Ep6/10) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Adrian Pimento The precinct gets a new detective who's coming away from a 12-year undercover assignment with the Mob. Gina directs a video for Captain Holt. (S3 Ep17/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cheddar Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs Jackie Likes Star Trek Adam and Jackie fall out over which Halloween costumes to wear. As Lainey visits Erica at college, Barry plots to be reunited with her. (S5 Ep5/22) 
16:30The Goldbergs Girl Talk Murray's furniture shop faces big competition from a rival. Beverly gives Barry her advice when his attempts to court a girl at school end in failure. (S5 Ep6/22) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride Elle has her heart set on a classy wedding at Liverpool's iconic Liver Building. But Phil plans a big day to go down in history. Will his scheme turn out a wreck? (Ep10) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Shiny Trinket Maneuver When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Recombination Hypothesis In the 100th episode of the US sitcom, Leonard and Penny agree to give their relationship another chance, but they soon start to argue again. (S5 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Maxine passes out in her car, and Misbah worries that her illness is more serious than they first thought. Breda acts as super nanny to Bobby and Max, while Liam rethinks his life choices. 
19:30New: Speechless Brand new series - S-i--Sick D-a--Day: When Maya is ill, Jimmy becomes the mother of the house and does surprisingly well. JJ must protect Dylan from a boy she's interested in. (S1 Ep13/23) 
20:00New: The Goldbergs Brand new series - Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14) 
20:30New: Schooled Brand new series - I, Mellor: Coach Mellor helps train the school's failing 'mathletes' for an upcoming maths competition. Lainey helps CB to deal with a challenging new student. (Ep4/13) 
21:00New: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Uzzi rids Mike of an extreme inking. Alice makes Jade less of a mug. Sketch gives Grenfell Tower survivors Marcio and Andreia a tattoo to remember their baby son. (S6 Ep1) 
22:00First Dates In a First Dates first, twins Rebecca and Stephen nervously embark on a double date, with engineer Kristian and legal assistant Emily. Meanwhile, Fred's dad visits the restaurant. (S11 Ep2) 
23:05The Big Bang Theory The Application Deterioration Leonard, Sheldon and Howard run into problems when they file for a patent. Emily reaches out to Raj after their break-up. (S9 Ep18/24) 
23:35The Big Bang Theory The Solder Excursion Diversion Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19/24) 
00:00Rude Tube: Creature Chaos Alex Zane presents animals from around the globe, including a parrot that thinks it's the pop star Sia, and a chimpanzee that has a go at virtual reality! (S11 Ep9/10) 
01:05Tattoo Fixers: Extreme Brand new series: Uzzi rids Mike of an extreme inking. Alice makes Jade less of a mug. Sketch gives Grenfell Tower survivors Marcio and Andreia a tattoo to remember their baby son. (S6 Ep1) [SL] 
02:10First Dates In a First Dates first, twins Rebecca and Stephen nervously embark on a double date, with engineer Kristian and legal assistant Emily. Meanwhile, Fred's dad visits the restaurant. (S11 Ep2) 
03:00Celebs Go Dating Olivia Attwood opens up about lost loves. Alik Alfus is challenged to be less of a pushover on his next date. Eyal Booker gets super spiritual with date Emma. (S5 Ep3/20) 
03:55The Goldbergs Brand new series - Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14) 
04:15Schooled Brand new series - I, Mellor: Coach Mellor helps train the school's failing 'mathletes' for an upcoming maths competition. Lainey helps CB to deal with a challenging new student. (Ep4/13) 
04:40The Big Bang Theory The Spaghetti Catalyst Sheldon hides his friendship with Penny from Leonard, but it isn't long before his double life is exposed. Can he remain friends with both of them? (S3 Ep20/23) 
05:00The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) 
05:20Rules of Engagement Pilot US sitcom about modern relationships seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, a long-time married pair and a single man. Jennifer sets Russell up on a date. 
06:00Hollyoaks It's the double McQueen wedding. Myra and Sally, and Mercedes and Sylver prepare to commit their lives to one another, but Myra spots an unwanted face at the event.