This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, February 28 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Diane tries to reunite Lily with an old friend. Breda is blackmailed over her murderous ways. Cleo has her first date with Mitchell. 
06:30Hollyoaks The McQueens declare war on the Deverauxs, which may cause problems with Cleo and Mitchell's budding romance. Sylver meets his biological mother, but it doesn't go as well as he'd hoped. 
07:00Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: In Genoa, Brendan has organised a pesto making class and a Christopher Columbus-inspired treasure hunt. But the tourists' main focus is boys vs girls. (Ep23/30) 
07:30Young & Hungry Young & Getting Played Yolanda's son Derek returns home nursing a broken heart. Caroline temporarily moves in with Josh after a crisis at her townhouse. (S1 Ep9/10) 
08:00Rules of Engagement Mannequin Head Ball When Jeff can't escape from the lease for a retail space he once rented, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. 
08:30Rules of Engagement Les-bro Audrey is upset when Jeff is too distracted to help find a surrogate, but a conversation with one of his softball team-mates leads to an unexpected resolution. 
09:00Melissa & Joey A Decent Proposal Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey, but her old flame Austin is in the picture. (S4 Ep1/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Independence Day Mel feels it's a good idea for her and Joe to explore their new relationship slowly, but he takes things too far when he gets another job and moves out. (S4 Ep2/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Euclid Alternative When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs I Caddyshacked the Pool Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4/24) 
11:30The Goldbergs Boy Barry When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5/24) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Ebony Falcon For his first task back in the field, Sgt Jeffords prepares to join Peralta and Boyle to infiltrate a gymnasium where steroids are being sold illegally. (S1 Ep14/22) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Operation Broken Feather: Peralta is upset to hear that Santiago is considering leaving the precinct to work with his nemesis 'the Vulture' in the Special Crimes Unit. (S1 Ep15/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Maternal Congruence Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11/23) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Psychic Vortex Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12/23) 
14:00Melissa & Joey I'll Cut You Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Catch & Release Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Chocolate Milk Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2/23) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Jimmy Jab Games When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3/23) 
16:00The Goldbergs Lainey Loves Lionel Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14/24) 
16:30The Goldbergs Weird Al Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15/24) 
17:00Don't Tell the Bride Former boxing champ Jordan plans a fight-night wedding in front of thousands, while his bride-to-be Danielle has dreams of a girly and intimate day. (Ep9) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Plimpton Stimulation When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21/23) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Staircase Implementation This episode flashes back to the start of Sheldon and Leonard's friendship seven years earlier and explains the roommate agreement. (S3 Ep22/23) 
19:00Hollyoaks Mandy desperately tries to get in contact with Darren after she feels sharp pains in her stomach, but Juliet has turned his phone to silent. And Breda has a change of heart. 
19:30New: Coach Trip: Road to Barcelona Brand new series: With the boys vs girls divide hotting up, Brendan cools things down with some snorkelling and then cracks the whip at a military boot camp. (Ep24/30) 
20:00New: The Big Bang Theory Brand new series - The Propagation Proposition: Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife want a baby, but when they encounter fertility problems they ask Leonard for his help. (S12 Ep12/24) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor: Sheldon spends some days in hospital, but he is the world's worst patient and his behaviour takes a toll on everyone. (S2 Ep12/22) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: David Potts goes on his first ever blind date and promptly gets his worm out. Kerry Katona's not happy. And it's off to Hollyoaks for a catch-up with Chelsee. (S6 Ep5/20) 
22:00The Inbetweeners Thorpe Park After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park. Once there, Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) 
22:35The Inbetweeners Will Gets a Girlfriend Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above, but he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) 
23:05The IT Crowd: The Internet Is... ...Coming In this final one-off special, Jen and Roy's reputations are endangered by an online video clip, and Moss is transformed when he learns the secret of Douglas's self-confidence. 
00:10The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
00:40The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
01:10Celebs Go Dating Brand new series: David Potts goes on his first ever blind date and promptly gets his worm out. Kerry Katona's not happy. And it's off to Hollyoaks for a catch-up with Chelsee. (S6 Ep5/20) 
02:10First Dates Ruby's only ever had dates with 'bad boys'; how will she react when Kriss reveals his sensitive side? And will young-at-heart octogenarians Patricia and Alan find love? 
03:05The Inbetweeners Thorpe Park After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park. Once there, Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. (S1 Ep3/6) 
03:30The Inbetweeners Will Gets a Girlfriend Will sees that going to a mixed-sex school isn't so bad when he pulls the most popular girl in the year above, but he alienates his hard-won new friends. (S1 Ep4/6) 
03:55The Big Bang Theory The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Euclid Alternative When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5/23) 
04:35Rules of Engagement Mannequin Head Ball When Jeff can't escape from the lease for a retail space he once rented, he and Adam invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. 
05:00Rules of Engagement Les-bro Audrey is upset when Jeff is too distracted to help find a surrogate, but a conversation with one of his softball team-mates leads to an unexpected resolution. 
05:20Young & Hungry Young & Getting Played Yolanda's son Derek returns home nursing a broken heart. Caroline temporarily moves in with Josh after a crisis at her townhouse. (S1 Ep9/10) 
06:00Hollyoaks The McQueens declare war on the Deverauxs, which may cause problems with Cleo and Mitchell's budding romance. Sylver meets his biological mother, but it doesn't go as well as he'd hoped.