This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, August 29 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Mercedes is conflicted about whether to run away with Liam or stay with her family. She makes her decision, but then gets some shocking news. 
06:30Hollyoaks Tony thinks he's discovered who's responsible for his son's disappearance, while Brooke is frantic after being left alone with DJ. 
07:00Rules of Engagement The Five Things When Audrey asks Jeff to name five of her personality traits that he likes, he struggles to complete the task, leaving her with hurt feelings. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Meat Wars When Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, Jeff entertains himself by having a barbecue on the roof. However, Jeff fails to invite Adam, who feels left out. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life. (S1 Ep17/22) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2am Ted gets into a state of confusion when both Victoria and Robin demand a share of his attention at the same time. (S1 Ep18/22) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Good to Go Mel and Joe are shocked to discover that Lennox's boyfriend Aidan spent the night in her bedroom. Holly declares that it's time for Ryder to start shaving. (S2 Ep3/15) 
09:30Melissa & Joey All Up in My Business When Joe starts to run Mel's finances he becomes convinced that her credit card statements reveal she is having an affair with a married man. (S2 Ep4/15) 
10:00Baby Daddy The Naked Truth Ben and Riley try to make the transition from friendship to being a couple. Tucker attempts to help Danny get over his failed relationships. (S3 Ep1/21) 
10:30Baby Daddy The Lying Game Riley begins to wonder whether Ben owes it to himself to give family life with Angela and baby Emma a chance. Bonnie dates a much younger man. (S3 Ep2/21) 
11:00Speechless U-n--Unforgettable P-a--Pain Ray is miserable after breaking up with Taylor. JJ is nervous about socialising with Aaron. Kenneth tells Jimmy to take charge. (S2 Ep14/18) 
11:30Speechless One A-n--Angry M--Maya Maya must do jury service at the same time as Taylor's mother. JJ is less than truthful in his profile on an online dating website. (S2 Ep15/18) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Mole When an Internal Affairs investigator reveals there's a mole in the precinct, Peralta and Holt must find out who it is before Wuntch catches on. (S2 Ep5/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Jake and Sophia Peralta hits it off with a woman in a bar, only to find out she is the defence attorney representing a perpetrator he wants to put in jail. (S2 Ep6/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Tangible Affection Proof Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Monster Isolation After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey A Pair of Sneakers Mel's attempts to teach Lennox how to drive don't go very well, but when Joe offers to take over the lessons, Mel refuses to allow it. (S2 Ep11/15) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Mother of All Problems When Joe tries to smooth over the troubled relationship between Mel and her mother Monica, he gives Monica some advice that infuriates Mel. (S2 Ep12/15) 
15:00Baby Daddy Go Brit or Go Home Riley asks a reluctant Ben to hang out with her new British boyfriend Philip. Tucker fakes a British accent while trying to attract dates. (S3 Ep9/21) 
15:30Baby Daddy An Affair Not to Remember A horrified Ben realises he once dated Tucker's new girlfriend. Riley is excited when she is invited to a spa day with her boss. (S3 Ep10/21) 
16:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Payback The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13/23) 
16:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Defense Rests Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14/23) 
17:00Speechless S-t--Stage Mom Realising the kids believe she exists solely to serve their needs, Maya takes to the stage. Kenneth finds JJ a job, and Ray goes undercover. (S3 Ep5/22) 
17:30Speechless C-e--Celebrity S-u--Suite The family ends up at the hospital at Thanksgiving. Jimmy is jealous when Kenneth bonds with his brother Billy. Ray finds new love. (S3 Ep6/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bon Voyage Reaction Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Hofstadter Insufficiency Sheldon and Penny bond while Leonard is away. Raj finds someone to share his heartache. Bernadette and Amy attract male attention at a conference. (S7 Ep1/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Cindy is conflicted and needs to talk to Mandy, and everyone is surprised to see a familiar face walk into The Hutch. 
19:30Schooled Be Like Mike US comedy spinoff from The Goldbergs. Failed rock star Lainey Lewis returns to William Penn Academy in the 1990s as the school's new music teacher. (Ep1/13) 
20:00The Big Bang Theory The Empathy Optimization The gang plan a Sheldon-free weekend in Las Vegas after coping with his constant demands, rudeness and ingratitude when he was ill. (S9 Ep13/24) 
20:30The Big Bang Theory The Big Bear Precipitation Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20/24) 
21:00New: Celebs Go Dating: The Finale Brand new series: Tom has arranged a wonderful soiree for friends and family to come and pass judgement on the love choices the celebs have made. Who will Nathan arrive with? (S7 Ep20/20) 
22:00The Inbetweeners Xmas Party It's the end of term and Will has been voted chairman of the Christmas prom committee, so he ropes in Simon, Jay and Neil to help get things organised. (S1 Ep6/6) 
22:35The Inbetweeners The Camping Trip Will draws on his scouting experience to cope with the last trip he's organised for the boys before they go their separate ways, but the others are unprepared. (S3 Ep6/6) 
23:10The Big Bang Theory The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. (S2 Ep4/23) 
23:40The Big Bang Theory The Euclid Alternative When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5/23) 
00:05Gogglebox What do Britain's favourite viewers think of The X Factor, Colour The Spectrum of Science, I'm a Celebrity, Simply Nigella, The Hunt, First Dates and the News? (S6 Ep11) [SL] 
01:15Celebs Go Dating: The Finale Brand new series: Tom has arranged a wonderful soiree for friends and family to come and pass judgement on the love choices the celebs have made. Who will Nathan arrive with? (S7 Ep20/20) 
02:15First Dates Series following the thrills and fears of modern dating, as couples meet for a first date. The daters in this first episode include Faliraki DJ Terry, who says he wants to settle down. 
03:10Rick and Morty [adult swim] Brand new series - Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8/10) 
03:40Robot Chicken [adult swim] Jew #1 Opens a Treasure Chest Robot Chicken is there when one of Scooby Doo's villains realises his plan is silly. Super Grover's secret identity is revealed. (S9 Ep15) 
03:55Robot Chicken [adult swim] He's Not Even Aiming at the Toilet The show reviews Star Wars plot holes. Peppa Pig's family deal with Brexit fallout. Some swine make a knock-off of Hamilton. (S9 Ep16) 
04:10How I Met Your Mother Life Among the Gorillas Marshall has a tough first day at Barney's office and feels like a square peg surrounded by colleagues with obnoxious outlooks on life. (S1 Ep17/22) 
04:35How I Met Your Mother Nothing Good Happens After 2am Ted gets into a state of confusion when both Victoria and Robin demand a share of his attention at the same time. (S1 Ep18/22) 
04:55Rules of Engagement The Five Things When Audrey asks Jeff to name five of her personality traits that he likes, he struggles to complete the task, leaving her with hurt feelings. 
05:20Rules of Engagement Meat Wars When Audrey takes Jen to a Bon Jovi concert, Jeff entertains himself by having a barbecue on the roof. However, Jeff fails to invite Adam, who feels left out. 
06:00Hollyoaks Tony thinks he's discovered who's responsible for his son's disappearance, while Brooke is frantic after being left alone with DJ.