This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Wednesday, July 17 2019

06:00Hollyoaks Liam and Mercedes know the identity of their blackmailer, so Liam comes to a drastic decision. Sparks continue to fly between Goldie and Joel. 
06:30Hollyoaks Damon and Maxine go to view their wedding venue, but after some upsetting news, Maxine shocks everyone. Meanwhile, Liam goes on a date with Cindy. 
07:00Rules of Engagement Guy Code A puzzled Audrey learns all about the mysterious 'guy code' when Jeff decides it's time to share a juicy secret about a new friend with her. 
07:30Rules of Engagement Old School Jeff Audrey and Jen go to a wedding but Jeff is not willing to attend and takes the opportunity to have a night out with his male friends. 
08:00How I Met Your Mother Mystery vs History Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (S7 Ep6/24) 
08:30How I Met Your Mother Noretta The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (S7 Ep7/24) 
09:00Melissa & Joey Catch & Release Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) 
09:30Melissa & Joey Born to Run Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Romance Recalibration Penny thinks Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13/24) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Emotion Detection Automation Sheldon tests a newly invented device after hearing it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14/24) 
11:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Venue The Vulture makes an unwelcome return to Peralta and Santiago's lives. Boyle and Diaz must track down kidnapped NYPD horse Sergeant Peanut Butter. (S5 Ep6/22) 
11:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Two Turkeys Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7/22) 
12:00Young Sheldon Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21/22) 
12:30Young Sheldon Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22/22) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification Sheldon realises he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot body, so he tries to extend his lifespan. (S4 Ep2/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Zazzy Substitution The guys are concerned when a heartbroken Sheldon starts bulk-buying cats after he breaks up with Amy, so Leonard tries to get Sheldon's mother to visit. (S4 Ep3/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Witch Came First Mel gets a strange visit from her doctor, who calls at the house at Halloween to convince her that she was once a powerful teenage witch. (S5 Ep1/22) 
14:30Melissa & Joey A Melanie & Josiah Christmas Competition grows between Mel and Joe over whose treasured ornament should take the prestigious top spot on the Christmas tree. (S5 Ep2/22) 
15:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Nutriboom Peralta and Boyle realise that they have been fooled into joining a cult-like pyramid scheme and they struggle to terminate their contracts with it. (S5 Ep16/22) 
15:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine DFW Peralta invites his newly discovered half-sister Kate to come and stay with him in New York, but he and Santiago soon realise she's a bit of a nightmare. (S5 Ep17/22) 
16:00black-ish Daddy Dre-Care When influenza goes around the Johnson household, Dre steps up to nurse the whole family while trying to avoid catching the bug at all costs. (S2 Ep23/24) 
16:30black-ish Good-ish Times Dre drifts off to sleep in front of the TV and dreams that the Johnson family go back in time to the 1970s to appear in a classic sitcom. (S2 Ep24/24) 
17:00Young Sheldon Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero Sheldon must study the dynamics of his family for his school psychology project. George Sr is offered a new job in Oklahoma. (S2 Ep9/22) 
17:30Young Sheldon A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts Sheldon experiments with practical jokes. Meemaw teaches Dr Sturgis to drive, testing their relationship. (S2 Ep10/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Bus Pants Utilization Leonard's idea for a smartphone application derails his friendship with Sheldon as they fight for control of the project. (S4 Ep12/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Love Car Displacement Tensions are high when Bernadette runs into her hulk of an ex-boyfriend at a science conference, leaving Howard feeling threatened. (S4 Ep13/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Maxine feels like no one is on her side after discovering what Grace said behind her back. Harry begs Sadie to stay. And Tony makes a shocking discovery. 
19:30New: School of Rock Brand new series - The Story of Us (But More About Me): Summer sets out to be the band's songwriter, but she has difficulty finding the necessary inspiration. (S1 Ep3/12) 
20:00Young Sheldon A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor. Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. (S2 Ep13/22) 
20:30Young Sheldon David, Goliath and a Yoo-Hoo from the Back Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Missy steals Meemaw's make-up. (S2 Ep14/22) 
21:00The Big Bang Theory The Donation Oscillation Penny attempts to sabotage Leonard's efforts to help her ex-boyfriend Zack and his wife Marissa have a family of their own. (S12 Ep15/24) 
21:30The Big Bang Theory The D & D Vortex When the gang find out that Wil Wheaton is hosting a celebrity game of Dungeons & Dragons at his home, deception and betrayal take hold. (S12 Ep16/24) 
22:008 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts as Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe are joined by Joe Swash, Harriet Kemsley, Dotty, and Suzi Ruffell to compete in the popular panel show. (S21 Ep8) 
23:00The Big Bang Theory The Solder Excursion Diversion Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop. Leonard and Howard lie to their wives to avoid an errand. (S9 Ep19/24) 
23:30The Big Bang Theory The Big Bear Precipitation Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two of them go on a weekend trip to a cabin in the country with Amy and Penny. (S9 Ep20/24) 
23:55Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
00:25Brooklyn Nine-Nine Skyfire Cycle When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong literary hero. (S4 Ep8/22) 
00:55The Inbetweeners The Gig and the Girlfriend To impress a girl in the year below, Simon attends his first concert since seeing Take That with his mum. But Will, Jay and Neil tag along too. (S3 Ep2/6) [SL] 
01:30The Inbetweeners Will's Dilemma Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3/6) [SL] 
02:058 Out of 10 Cats Jimmy Carr hosts as Aisling Bea, Rizzle Kicks' Jordan Stephens and Desiree Burch face Rob Beckett, Ayda Field and Dane Baptiste in the comedy panel show. (S20 Ep8) 
02:45First Dates Will James from Hertfordshire get the royal seal of approval from Kate Middleton lookalike Jodie? Abbie, who's a descendant of Henry VIII, meets former Chelsea bartender William. (S10 Ep7) [SL] 
03:40The Big Bang Theory The Romance Recalibration Penny thinks Leonard has stopped making an effort in their relationship so she decides to go away for a spa weekend with Amy. (S10 Ep13/24) 
04:00The Big Bang Theory The Emotion Detection Automation Sheldon tests a newly invented device after hearing it could help him to read people's emotions. Raj seeks dating advice. (S10 Ep14/24) 
04:20Brooklyn Nine-Nine Mr Santiago Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7/22) 
04:45Brooklyn Nine-Nine Skyfire Cycle When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong literary hero. (S4 Ep8/22) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Mystery vs History Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (S7 Ep6/24) 
05:30How I Met Your Mother Noretta The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (S7 Ep7/24) 
06:00Hollyoaks Damon and Maxine go to view their wedding venue, but after some upsetting news, Maxine shocks everyone. Meanwhile, Liam goes on a date with Cindy.