This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for E4 on Thursday, April 2 2020

06:00Rules of Engagement Pilot US sitcom about modern relationships seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, a long-time married pair and a single man. Jennifer sets Russell up on a date. 
06:30Rules of Engagement The Birthday Deal It's Jeff's birthday and everyone is busy preparing for his party, but Jeff is upset by the amount of time that Audrey is putting into the event. 
07:00How I Met Your Mother Canning Randy Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class. Robin's friends spot her going home in her Halloween costume at dawn. (S6 Ep7/24) 
07:30How I Met Your Mother Natural History When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. (S6 Ep8/24) 
08:00Baby Daddy Daddy's Girl Riley's baby is due any time and she is under doctor's orders not to exert herself. Ben is upset when Emma begins to ask where her mother is. (S6 Ep11/11) 
08:30Baby Daddy Pilot US comedy about a young, free and single New York bartender whose life is turned upside down when a baby is left on his doorstep by an ex-girlfriend. (S1 Ep1/10) 
09:00Mike & Molly Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back Molly believes her neighbour is up to no good and recruits Joyce to help her spy on him. Mike and the guys get together for a poker game. (S4 Ep4) 
09:30Mike & Molly Shoeless Molly Flynn Molly is forced to conclude that she needs to adjust her spending habits - especially in relation to shoes - if she wants to maintain harmony in her marriage. (S4 Ep5) 
10:00The Big Bang Theory The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8/23) 
10:30The Big Bang Theory The Vengeance Formulation Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette so he avoids her. Then he realises he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9/23) 
11:00The Goldbergs The Living Room A 100% True Story: Concerned about his father's health, future doctor Barry enlists his friends and Coach Mellor to help get Murray into shape. (S6 Ep8/23) 
11:30The Goldbergs Bachelor Party Barry thinks he wants a wild bachelor party, but when confronted with the reality, he realises Adam's idea of a low-key event is more his speed. (S6 Ep9/23) 
12:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cheddar Santiago and Peralta house-sit for Captain Holt when he visits Kevin in Paris and mayhem ensues when Holt's beloved dog goes missing on their watch. (S3 Ep18/23) 
12:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Terry Kitties Jeffords enlists Peralta's help to solve a case from his past. Santiago invites herself to a competitive training exercise with Holt and Diaz. (S3 Ep19/23) 
13:00The Big Bang Theory The Discovery Dissipation Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10/24) 
13:30The Big Bang Theory The Cooper Extraction Sheldon has to go back to Texas when his sister goes into labour and, while he is away, the gang gather at the flat to decorate the Christmas tree. (S7 Ep11/24) 
14:00Melissa & Joey Up Close and Personal When a reporter doing a profile on Mel discovers she has a male nanny working for her, the focus of the story shifts onto Joe. (S1 Ep7/30) 
14:30Melissa & Joey Dancing with the Stars of Toledo Mel agrees to participate in a local Dancing with the Stars-themed charity event to raise money for the at-risk kids that Lennox tutors. (S1 Ep8/30) 
15:00Mike & Molly Three Girls and an Urn Molly meets the best buddy of her dreams when Peggy's childhood friend Kay comes to town for a visit, but Peggy isn't keen on sharing. (S4 Ep14) 
15:30Mike & Molly The Dice Lady Cometh Molly aims to win some extra cash when she and the girls head to a riverboat casino for the weekend. Mike and Vince try to enjoy some college basketball. (S4 Ep15) 
16:00The Goldbergs The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook Beverly and Adam appear on a mother-and-son cookery show on public access TV. Barry ruins his college letter of recommendation. (S6 Ep18/23) 
16:30The Goldbergs Eight-bit Goldbergs Adam is thrilled when he is asked to design his own video game for a school project. Beverly frets that Pops is too keen on gambling. (S6 Ep19) 
17:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Halloween IV On Halloween night, the squad members follow precinct tradition and compete for the title of Ultimate Detective Slash Genius. (S4 Ep5/22) 
17:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Monster in the Closet When Pimento and Diaz decide to tie the knot, the squad members try to prepare the perfect wedding under Santiago's careful direction. (S4 Ep6/22) 
18:00The Big Bang Theory The Relationship Diremption Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20/24) 
18:30The Big Bang Theory The Anything Can Happen Recurrence Penny and Leonard distract Sheldon from his career problems by reinstating Anything Can Happen Thursday. Raj asks for Howard's advice. (S7 Ep21/24) 
19:00Hollyoaks Favourites Who doesn't love a soap wedding? Former Hollyoaks star Jorgie Porter revisits Mercedes' fourth trip down the aisle, to marry Dr Browning. Will a fight with Lindsey jeopardise the big day? 
19:30New: Man with a Plan Brand new series -Everybody's a Winner: When Andi and Adam disagree about Kate attending a dance with an older boy, Adam tries to outsmart Andi to win the argument. (S2 Ep12) 
20:00Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel: Sheldon and Georgie mine for platinum. And Mary is concerned when Missy misuses religion to help with a batting slump. (S3 Ep14) 
20:30New: Young Sheldon Brand new series - A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub: Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife, June. Sheldon is forced to work on a group project with reluctant college students. (S3 Ep15) 
21:00New: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Pimemento: Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles' help after claiming someone is trying to kill him. (S7 Ep3) 
21:30New: Maxxx Brand new series - Guess Who's Back? Disgraced former boyband star Maxxx tries to launch a comeback to prove to the world - and his supermodel ex - that he's not a massive loser. (Ep1) 
22:00Duncanville Pilot Animated comedy that revolves around a 15-year-old boy with a rich fantasy life. In the first ever episode, Annie worries about her very average teenage son. (Ep1/11) 
22:30Duncanville Red Head Redemption Animated comedy. In this episode, Duncan's friends replace him in their online video game tournament, so he joins the opposition. (Ep2/11) 
23:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] Edge of Tomorty Rick Die Rickpeat: Rick and Morty encounter strange crystals that can show whoever possesses them all the possible ways in which they could die. (S4 Ep1) 
23:30New: Mr. Pickles [adult swim] Brand new series - Serial Killers: When a prison bus of serial killers breaks loose in Old Town, Sheriff recruits Mr Pickles as a cop dog to help track them down. (S7 Ep3) 
23:45New: Robot Chicken [adult swim] Brand new series - Secret of the Booze: Find out what would happen in the alien from Alien was a different alien and watch as Bert from Sesame Street gets a new roommate. (S7 Ep3) 
00:00Rick and Morty [adult swim] Rixty Minutes Unimpressed with what's on television, Rick hacks into the family's cable TV box and upgrades their viewing package to access programming from infinite realities. (S1 Ep8/11) 
00:30The Big Bang Theory The Table Polarization Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16/24) 
01:00The Big Bang Theory The Friendship Turbulence In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit Nasa with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17/24) 
01:30Brooklyn Nine-Nine Return of the King When Gina gets back in touch with the precinct, Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into her complicated new life. Diaz copes with an injury. (S6 Ep15/18) 
02:00Brooklyn Nine-Nine Cinco de Mayo When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16/18) 
02:25Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brand new series - Pimemento: Adrian Pimento shows up unexpectedly to seek Jake and Charles' help after claiming someone is trying to kill him. (S7 Ep3) 
02:50Maxxx Brand new series - Guess Who's Back? Disgraced former boyband star Maxxx tries to launch a comeback to prove to the world - and his supermodel ex - that he's not a massive loser. (Ep1) 
03:20First Dates More couples meet in the First Dates restaurant. Glamour model Danielle is returning to the dating scene after having her heart broken. And Rajan is back for a date with Shaunie. 
04:15The Big Bang Theory The Adhesive Duck Deficiency Leonard, Raj and Howard go on a camping trip that alters their minds. Penny dislocates her shoulder when she slips in the shower. (S3 Ep8/23) 
04:40The Big Bang Theory The Vengeance Formulation Howard is scared about committing to Bernadette so he avoids her. Then he realises he's made a mistake and, to compensate, he proposes to her. (S3 Ep9/23) 
05:05How I Met Your Mother Canning Randy Marshall is guilt-ridden after firing his incompetent assistant. Zoey enrols in Ted's class. Robin's friends spot her going home in her Halloween costume at dawn. (S6 Ep7/24) 
05:30How I Met Your Mother Natural History When the gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum, Ted runs into Zoey, and sees a whole different side to her. (S6 Ep8/24) 
06:00Rules of Engagement The Young and the Restless Audrey bets Jeff that he can't get a phone number from a younger woman, so dares him to go out without his wedding ring to try.