This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Disney on Tuesday, September 17 2019

06:00Liv and Maddie Kathy Kan-A-Rooney When Liv meets fellow superstar Kathy, they try their hardest to make friends with 'normal girls'. S2 E4 
06:28Liv and Maddie Match-A-Rooney Liv plays matchmaker at the school dance when she tries to make Joey fall for Willow. S2 E5 
07:00Jessie Panic Attack Room Everyone's trapped in the panic room when Stuart changes the code to get time alone with Zuri. Bertram and Emma help Jessie with her audition for a Downton Abbey type show. S2 E24 
07:32Jessie Break Up and Shape Up Jessie feels threatened when Tony has to train a beautiful girl named Victoria to be a doorman. It forces the couple to question their relationship. S2 E25 
08:00Jessie Diary of a Mad Newswoman: Things get tense when Bryn joins the morning news readers to co-anchor with Emma and Luke. She tries to sabotage them so she can have the newscast all to herself. S2 E26 
08:32Jessie Caught Purple Handed Jessie finally gets an agent, then discovers he's so spectacularly unsuccessful he is thrilled to have her as a client. What's more he only wants her as a hand model! S3 E2 
09:00Bizaardvark Frankie and Amelia's Fun Friend Weekend Frankie and Amelia find themselves alone, with not a lot in common, while everyone else is on a camping trip. S2 E6 
09:32Bizaardvark Frankie's Cheating Teacher An attempt to get Frankie's dad back into the dating scene goes horribly wrong when he snags a date with her English teacher. S2 E7 
10:00Girl Meets World Girl Meets Mr. Squirrels: When Riley and Maya get into a fight, Cory enlists the help of his brother, Eric, to be a mediator. S2 E4 
10:32Girl Meets World Girl Meets Tell-Tale Tot Riley tells a lie so she and Maya can attend a party and must deal with the guilt of sneaking around her parents. S2 E5 
11:00Disney The Lodge Partners Kaylee makes a new friend at music school who has a proposal for her. Danielle and Ben go treasure hunting while Skye prepares to go on a date. S2 E2 
11:32Penny On M.A.R.S Enemy Countries Lucy sneaks into Penny's room and finds a photo of Bakia. The teachers discover that Sebastian lives in M.A.R.S.' dorms without authorization. S1 E12 
12:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Diaz Easter Inventor and mediator Harley Diaz manoeuvers through the bustle of a big happy family, from the unique vantage point of being a tween middle child. S2 E6 
12:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Garage Sale Hoping for enough money to buy an above-ground pool, the kids work together to pull off a garage sale. S2 E7 
13:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Sandboy While Tikki isn't with her, Marinette learns a supervillain is bringing the Parisians' bad dreams to life. Will she be able to transform in time to stop this nightmare? S2 E23 
13:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Catalyst - Heroes' Day Part One: It's Heroes' Day. Everyone must do a good deed. The day becomes a nightmare when Hawk Moth akumatizes Nathalie into Catalyst to activate a plan. S2 E24 
14:00Bunk'd O Sister, Where Art Thou? Ravi helps Matteo overcome his fears using hypnosis, but Matteo's newfound confidence could get him into trouble. S3 E4 
14:32Bunk'd Cav'd In After Matteo and Finn express their frustration with Ravi's spying, Ravi decides to use a drone to spy on them instead. S3 E5 
15:00Liv and Maddie Slump-A-Rooney Willow's upset she may not get together with Joey. Maddie tries to cheer her up but her plan backfires leaving Willow and Joey hurt. Liv's screen test has odd consequences. S1 E14 
15:32Good Luck Charlie Teddy's Little Helper Teddy discovers the secret to getting on her teacher's good side. Meanwhile Bob is not happy after Gabe's basketball team fires him. S1 E12 
16:00Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug & Cat Desperada Ladybug and her team must face another akumatized guitarist named Desperada. Rock 'n' Roll Day planned for our heroes. S3 E63 
16:31Bunk'd No Bones About It Matteo and Finn find a strange collection of bones and think they are from a new species. They set a trap for the creature and want credit for their discovery. S3 E8 
17:00Jessie To Be Me, or Not To Be Me Jessie gets her first part but after touching a strange talisman Ravi's been sent from India, she swaps personalities with Zuri, leaving the 8 year old to perform. S2 E11 
17:32Liv and Maddie Frame-a-Rooney Ridgewood's mascot has been vandalized, and the Rooney's all become suspects. Meanwhile, Parker has the day off from school and gets into trouble at home with Reggie. S2 E17 
18:00K.C. Undercover Double Crossed - Part Three: Brett is still double-crossing KC. He tries to persuade her to go to a concert with him. At first she refuses but then agrees. Instead Brett takes her to Zane. S1 E11 
18:32Raven's Home The Most Interesting Mom in the World When Booker and Nia have to do a school report on their mum, they are at odds over which career to focus on to make her look more exciting. S2 E15 
19:00Penny On M.A.R.S The Audition Penny's singing exam went wrong so she won't be allowed to audition for the school final show. Sebastian and Penny kiss in front of Lucy and a broken-hearted Camilla. S1 E10 
19:32Good Luck Charlie Kit and Kaboodle Mrs Dabney pays Teddy to look after her cat, Kaboodle, while she's away. When Mrs Dabney's sister turns up she's worried about the cat, so they call in a feline therapist! S1 E11 
20:00Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Diaz Easter Inventor and mediator Harley Diaz manoeuvers through the bustle of a big happy family, from the unique vantage point of being a tween middle child. S2 E6 
20:32Stuck In The Middle Stuck in the Garage Sale Hoping for enough money to buy an above-ground pool, the kids work together to pull off a garage sale. S2 E7 
21:00Bunk'd Zuri had a Little Lamb Lou assigns Zuri and Emma to barn duty. The boys discover Gladys has been hiding a secret in the woods. S2 E3 
21:32Bunk'd Zuri Weasels Out To Zuri's dismay, Hazel makes her a trainee counsellor in the Weasel cabin. Meanwhile Jorge and Griff convince Ravi that the camp's horse has a hidden talent. S2 E5 
22:00Disney The Lodge I'll Huff and I'll Puff With the lodge under serious threat from Gil, Skye decides to make a stand and Alex and Danielle both return, having unfinished business. S2 E7 
22:31Disney The Lodge No Hard Feelings Ben and Noah try and distract Sean from his problems, Kaylee focuses on her music and Skye is forced to team up with Alex and Danielle. S2 E8 
23:00Penny On M.A.R.S The Charm Camilla learns how Penny and Sebastian first met. Penny and Sebastian talk and kiss. Penny's singing exam is a success so she'll be able to audition for the big concert. S1 E15 
23:29Penny On M.A.R.S The Big One Penny finds out more about her father. She also gets the main part in the concert. During the show, Bakia turns up. Will she reveal Penny's secret? S1 E16 
23:57The Evermoor Chronicles Weaving Bad Tara accidentally ripped the tapestry when she rescued Bella. Now a trainee Everine from the 17th century who has a nasty disease, has escaped S1 E6 
00:23The Evermoor Chronicles Night of the Stench It's the Night of the Stench, when the bog turns against the village. Tara asks the tapestry what her future holds, and is horrified what she learns S1 E7 
00:48Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Queen Wasp (The Queen's Battle - Part Two): After transforming into Queen Bee to impress her mother, Chloe gets akumatized into Queen Wasp. S2 E19 
01:12Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Reverser A student named Marc gets akumatized into Reverser. Convinced that Marinette and Nathaniel made a fool of him, he's determined to get revenge. S2 E20 
01:36Disney The Lodge Best Laid Plans Sean and Skye discuss their relationship, not realizing Danielle is recording them. Josh calls Skye to tell her the reality show is voting for which boy she'll choose. S1 E6 
01:59Disney The Lodge Cancelled Ben quits his job at the Lodge. The reality show cameras arrive, ruining Skye's chance to convince him to stay. She is sick of having cameras around and throws them out. S1 E7 
02:22Penny On M.A.R.S The Big One Penny finds out more about her father. She also gets the main part in the concert. During the show, Bakia turns up. Will she reveal Penny's secret? S1 E16 
02:46Violetta Episode 177 After listening to Violetta and Ludmila, German realises that the girls have made a commitment to Youmix and so he agrees to go back to Buenos Aires as soon as possible. S3 E17 
03:33Evermoor Chronicles Splintered Bella is set to leave for fashion school, but when a mysterious man in a magic mirror shatters Ludo into magical splinters, she realises she must stay to fix Ludo. S2 E1 
03:56Evermoor Chronicles The Things They Say About Alice Alice is nervous on her first day at Evermoor High. A magic splinter causes rumours about her to come true and she becomes a rampaging rock star. S2 E2 
04:20Evermoor Chronicles No Life Crisis It's Ludo's birthday. Bella wants to make it the best ever and arranges for Jake to turn up. But Jake wants to hang out with Lacie, making Ludo feel invisible. S2 E3 
04:43Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Anansi Alya's sister Nora gets akumatized into Anansi, a giant spider woman. She wants to show Alya how dangerous Paris can be. S2 E21 
05:09Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Malediktator When Chloe threatens to leave Paris, Mr. Bourgeois gets akumatized into Maledikator. Invested with absolute power, he wants to make his daughter's dreams come true so that she stays with 
05:32Miraculous Tales Of Ladybug... Sandboy While Tikki isn't with her, Marinette learns a supervillain is bringing the Parisians' bad dreams to life. Will she be able to transform in time to stop this nightmare? S2 E23 
06:00Liv and Maddie Hoops-A-Rooney Liv has an audition as a basketball star, so Maddie has to teach her to play - quickly! Meanwhile, Joey and Parker fight for the affection of a girl in their robotics class. S2 E6