This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, July 27 2019

06:00The King of Queens Fair Game Doug can't believe it when Carrie starts cheating at board games with their friends. 
06:25The King of Queens Meet By-Product Doug and Carrie reminisce about the convoluted way they got together. With guest star Donny Osmond. 
06:50Frasier Shut Out in Seattle (Part 1/2): Daphne's engagement to Donny upsets Niles, but Peppy from Cafe Nervosa provides a pick-me-up. Frasier keeps getting Faye's name wrong. 
07:15Frasier Shut Out in Seattle (2/2): In the concluding part of the sixth season finale, will any of the Crane men sort out their romantic problems? 
07:40The Big Bang Theory The Matrimonial Metric Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12/24) 
08:05The Big Bang Theory The Solo Oscillation Amy and Leonard bond over some experiments. Bert replaces Howard in his band. Penny gives Sheldon unexpected scientific inspiration. (S11 Ep13/24) 
08:30The Big Bang Theory The Separation Triangulation Raj gets into a domestic drama with his new date Nell and her estranged husband. Sheldon rents his old room back from Leonard. (S11 Ep14/24) 
08:55Young Sheldon A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention when flu season hits town and he takes extreme measures to stay healthy. (S1 Ep13/22) 
09:25Young Sheldon Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming a marriage counsellor to Pastor Jeff. (S1 Ep14/22) 
09:55Young Sheldon Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman Sheldon makes a new friend, while Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. (S1 Ep15/22) 
10:20The Simpsons The Call of the Simpsons The family go camping but drive off the edge of a cliff and have to fend for themselves in the woods where Homer is mistaken for Bigfoot. 
10:50The Simpsons Homer's Night Out Homer's in trouble when Bart captures him on film cavorting with belly dancer Princess Kashmir. 
11:20The Simpsons Tennis the Menace When Homer and Bart take up tennis, Bart's ability drives his father into a jealous rage, but then Krusty Classic offers him a chance for revenge. 
11:50Four in a Bed In Stratford-upon-Avon, at The Water's Edge Guest House, owner Julie Allison and her friend Gerry Crabtree hope their luxurious approach and themed rooms will win the day. 
12:20Four in a Bed The second visit is to the Kilpeck Inn in Herefordshire, where head chef Ross Williams and front-of-house manager Kath Capel consider no detail too small. But is one guest out for revenge? 
12:50Four in a Bed The third stop is The Fox Inn in Guisborough, North Yorkshire, where young hosts Michael Crane and Jai Bennison are determined to impress their guests with their 'straightforward' B&B. 
13:25Four in a Bed At Ivanhoe Guest House in Bridlington, Mick and Gill Jennings think their simple approach will win the day. But, at breakfast, some serious allegations are made about the food. 
13:55Four in a Bed The final day of the competition. The B&B owners meet to settle some scores and find out who's won. There's tension in the air and tough words are exchanged before the winner is revealed. 
14:30A Place in the Sun Newlyweds Karen and John Leonard from Essex are on the brink of retirement. Scarlette Douglas shows them five properties in the sunny south of Gran Canaria for their budget of 175,000. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Bettina and Eamon have spent nearly 30 years in military accommodation and are now ready to start the next chapter of their lives by buying a property on the Costa Calida in Spain. 
16:00Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp is in Barry in Wales with a couple feeling shellshocked by the property market. Phil Spencer visits the Wye Valley and joins Will and Aby's search for a country home. (Ep3) 
17:00Portrait Artist of the Year 2019 Nine more hopeful artists get four hours to make their mark on the judges as they paint Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Adrian Lester and Nitin Sawhney. Stephen Mangan and Joan Bakewell host. (Ep6/10) 
18:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
18:30F1 German GP Qualifying Highlights Hamilton pulled over in Q1 last year with a hydraulics problem, leaving pole position to be decided without him. Mercedes want better this year on their home track. Steve Jones presents. 
20:00Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:... Film ...Out of the Shadows: (2016) Part-animated superhero adventure. The quartet of crime-fighting friends try to stop their enemy Shredder from helping the alien Krang from conquering Earth. 
22:10Pitch Perfect 2 Film (2015) Cheeky comedy sequel starring Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson and Hailee Steinfeld. An embarrassing incident results in the Barden Bellas being banned from competition. 
00:20The Visit Film (2015) Horror-thriller from M Night Shyamalan. Two teenagers go to stay with grandparents they've never previously met. But the trip soon gets scary once they're at the isolated farmhouse. 
01:55Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits a husband-and-wife-run high-end bistro. Dictatorial chef and owner Andy has cooked for celebrated chefs in the past, but since opening Le Bistro he has lost his passion. 
02:45Drag SOS The Family Gorgeous visits Dudley. Can the drag queens help Dominique rediscover her self-confidence by becoming an intergalactic space queen? (Ep5) [SL] 
03:40Hollyoaks Omnibus The McQueens celebrate the first day of summer with a BBQ. Tom's Turtles opens, but there are staff problems. Harry makes a shocking discovery. Liam admits his true feelings for Mercedes. [SL] 
05:50Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp is in Somerset in a house with a recycled cinema. She also visits a country cottage in Cheltenham. 
06:00The King of Queens The Shmenkmans Doug and Carrie are torn between their new friends and their best friends.