This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Tuesday, March 26 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:25Cheers If Ever I Would Leave You Carla's ex-husband Nick has been thrown out by his new wife Loretta. He comes grovelling back to the bar, promising to devote himself to Carla. (S3 Ep20/25) 
06:55Cheers The Executive's Executioner Norm's boss makes him an offer he can't refuse: accept a promotion or lose his job. So Norm finds himself in charge of firing other employees. (S3 Ep21/25) 
07:20Cheers Cheerio, Cheers Diane decides to leave the bar and travel to Europe with Frasier. She wishes Sam would stop her from going, but he's too busy organising her farewell party. (S3 Ep22/25) 
07:45Frasier Ham Radio Frasier's attempt to produce a live, 1940s-style radio drama for KACL's 50th anniversary proves disastrous when Niles takes matters into his own hands. 
08:10Frasier Three Dates and a Breakup (Part 1): Frasier goes on dates with three very different women, while Martin and Sherry consider splitting up. 
08:40Frasier Three Dates and a Breakup (Part 2): Frasier and Niles celebrate Sherry's departure with glee, but she won't give up on Martin easily. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Liars When Ray fibs to Marie about why he failed to meet up with her, he and Debra are forced to tell more and more lies in order to cover up their previous falsehoods. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Surprise Party After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an old-fashioned English tea party, Ray reluctantly agrees as long as she promises to do all the work. 
10:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay revisits the most contentious restaurant he has tried to rescue: Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, to see how the husband-and-wife owners are doing. (S7 Ep10/10) 
11:05Undercover Boss USA Jim Rogers, Chairman and CEO of Kampgrounds of America, the largest campsite organisation in the world, goes undercover disguised as an accountant to see how his business is working. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me In Nottingham, Derby and Leicester, Dylan offers a home from home experience, Sam treats her guests to fine dining, crystal healer Angela goes booze-free, and Mod Aaron hosts a music night. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien are here to turn unwanted possessions into hard cash for their owners. A water trough and a cartwheel are among the items ripe for reclamation in this episode. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Sara and Paul have 38,000 to spend on a holiday home in the Murcia region in Spain, where they're amazed by what their budget can buy them. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Dick visits Stephanie to get the pizza oven working. Annabelle and Justin return from holiday to find their chateau infested with bees. Jayne and Steve finish the Nature Room. (S2 Ep27) 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit is to Dawlish in Devon, where owner of The Knitting Hotel Belinda Harris-Reid and colleague Brenda Watson are hoping their guests get excited about all things woolly. 
17:30Come Dine with Me Today's host is business consultant Louise who hopes that her trusty hostess trolley and Spanish food will propel her towards the 1000 prize. 
18:00The Simpsons Simpson Safari The Simpsons win a holiday in Africa after Homer finds a golden prize-winning cracker from the 1960s in the loft. 
18:30Hollyoaks It's the double McQueen wedding. Myra and Sally, and Mercedes and Sylver prepare to commit their lives to one another, but Myra spots an unwanted face at the event. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: The Great Celebrity Bake... ...Off for Stand Up To Cancer. Broadcaster Jeremy Paxman, comedian Joe Wilkinson, actress Sally Lindsay, and reality star Georgia Toffolo bake biscuits and 'hobby cakes'. (S2 Ep4/5) 
21:15New: Derry Girls The Curse The Quinn family cause uproar at a family wedding, and the consequences of the girls' bad behaviour are very serious, especially for cousin Eammon (Ardal O'Hanlon). (S2 Ep4/6) 
21:45New: Home Things are tense as Sami anxiously awaits his interview at the Home Office. Katy decides to distract him by getting Sami to present a talk at the school. (Ep4/6) 
22:20Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S13 Ep5) 
23:20First Dates Will self-confessed nerd Mark sweet talk archaeologist Sophie with tales of battle grounds and pyramids? Can entrepreneur Russell handle stand-up comedian Kelly's banter? (S8 Ep10) 
00:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon visits a husband-and-wife-run high-end bistro. Dictatorial chef and owner Andy has cooked for celebrated chefs in the past, but since opening Le Bistro he has lost his passion. 
01:15George Clarke's Amazing Garden... ...Rooms George Clarke looks back at some amazing back gardens, from a clifftop stargazing retreat to the country's most multifunctional shed. Plus George's own garden build. (Ep4/4) 
02:10Grand Designs Kevin McCloud catches up with artists Freddie and Ben and their huge, listed timber-framed barn in Essex to see how they're adjusting to rural life a year after finishing their project. 
03:05Walks with My Dog Hermione Norris follows in the footsteps of literary giants in Somerset. Phil Spencer goes exploring in Hampshire. And Ainsley Harriott takes a stroll by the River Dee. (S2 Ep5/6) [SL] 
04:00Coast vs Country Sara Damergi and Kerr Drummond help house-hunters to find their dream home. Andrea wants to live the beach life in Northumberland, but Les would prefer the solitude of the countryside. 
04:55The 100K Drop Davina McCall hosts the show in which players can win up to 100k. Can dad and son Michaels Jr and senior from Coleraine or mum and son Jake and Jools from Birmingham beat the drop? (Ep5) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.