This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Monday, April 13 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Al Murray joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:25Cheers Woody Goes Belly Up New barman Woody desperately misses his girlfriend, so Sam and Diane fly her in from Indiana for a surprise visit. Frasier finds a way to pay his bar bill. (S4 Ep2/26) 
06:50Cheers Someday My Prince Will Come A coat left behind at the bar arouses Diane's curiosity, and she dreams its owner could be her Prince Charming. But will the man return to claim it? (S4 Ep3/26) 
07:15Everybody Loves Raymond Robert's Divorce While they're out at dinner, the Barones run into Robert's ex-wife, who makes a surprising proposal. 
07:40Everybody Loves Raymond The Wallpaper Ray finally snaps when Marie drives her car into his house, and Debra is forced to act as peacemaker. 
08:05Frasier Secret Admirer Frasier mistakenly thinks he has a secret admirer while he's dating an attractive new woman. 
08:35Frasier How to Bury a Millionaire Niles has to move in with Frasier after his divorce leaves him strapped for cash. 
09:05Frasier The Seal Who Came to Dinner While hosting an exclusive dinner party for The Gourmet Society at Maris's beach house, Frasier and Niles have to deal with a smelly washed-up seal carcass. 
09:35Come Dine with Me On the first night in and around Cardiff, 26-year-old IT architect Anna serves up classic British cooking. But her jus proves elusive and her posset provokes confusion. (Ep1/5) 
10:00Come Dine with Me On day two in and around Cardiff, accountant Charlotte splashes the cash on luxury ingredients. But her floodlit pink house and fancy champagne raise eyebrows. (Ep2/5) 
10:30Come Dine with Me In Cardiff, the third host of the week is beautician Claire. On the menu are her favourite dishes, but instead of boring old plates, Claire serves everything on... planks. (Ep3/5) 
11:00Come Dine with Me On night four in and around Cardiff, part-time football referee Scott plans a menu of family favourites... with each course featuring cheese. But tension is running high. (Ep4/5) 
11:30Come Dine with Me On the final night in and around Cardiff, restaurateur Giovanni cooks a menu from his native Italy. But Charlotte is out for revenge after he criticised her evening. (Ep5/5) 
12:00Live: The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents the brand-new daily programme live from her living room, featuring special guests and the latest information to help us navigate these unique times we are living in. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers In London, there's a surprise in store for Charlie and Patrick when they value a 19th-century Arsenal football badge. In Sheffield, Dan considers a deal on some rare precious metal. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Tom Kerridge joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Bob and Judith, who have been married for over 40 years, can't agree on where their dream home should be: the rugged coastline of north Norfolk or the sunny beaches of the Costa Blanca. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Debbie and Simon move into their chateau, Dick ropes in the family to help create a penthouse apartment for the local bird population, and Wendy and Marcus's willpower is tested. (S4 Ep16) 
17:00Four in a Bed Tricia and her daughter Jess welcome their rivals to St Hilary Guest House in Llandudno. There are plumbing issues and surprising revelations, and cooking methods are questioned. 
17:30Come Dine with Me The first host in Manchester, teaching assistant Dina, pins her hopes on her can-do attitude and artistically presented nosh, on a night full of paintings, passion and positivity. 
18:00The Simpsons The Joy of Sect The family join a cult that brainwashes its disciples into believing they will be taken to the planet Blisstonia, but Marge escapes and plans a rescue. 
18:30Hollyoaks Sid tries to prove his worth to Jordan. Nancy decides to tell Kyle's parents about their engagement. Scott urges Walter to tell Mitchell the truth. And Imran has a new crush. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: Mend It for Money Britain's best restorers compete for the opportunity to give a new lease of life to a vintage Allwin penny arcade machine, a Porsche 928 and a vintage British postbox. 
21:00Kingsman: The Secret Service Film (2014) Violent action-comedy with Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Samuel L. Jackson. A London lad is introduced to a secret society of immaculately dressed special agents. Strong language. 
23:35Emergency Helicopter Medics Cameras capture the work of some of Britain's air ambulance teams. In the Yorkshire Dales, there's a dramatic hillside rescue for a seriously injured paraglider. (S3 Ep1) 
00:35Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits Greek restaurant Yanni's in Seattle, where he clashes with defiant owner Peter, a chef who hasn't allowed changes to his menu since the business opened in 1984. 
01:30Couples Come Dine with Me In East Anglia, Lisa and Steven serve a roast dinner on Steven's boat, before self-confessed snob Justine and Ben do Italian, and Rosa and Darren source all of their ingredients from Spain. 
02:20The Supervet A three-year-old Newfoundland dog needs surgery for his bent front legs. And a long-haired chihuahua requires a total hip replacement. (S9 Ep6/11) 
03:15Grand Designs Australia A restaurant owner with a passion for all things Japanese builds a two-storey, lightweight home on stilts in Brisbane, featuring high, origami-style ceilings. (S7 Ep9) 
04:10Location, Location, Location Kirstie Allsopp catches up with two creative couples. Wendy and Simon wanted to achieve a work-life balance in Derby, while in south east London, Nadine and Toby were looking for a project. 
05:00Car S.O.S Cosworth in Crisis Car enthusiasts Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend restore much-loved but rusty classic vehicles to their former glory, starting with a 1986 Ford Cosworth. (S1 Ep1/10) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Al Murray joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.