This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Wednesday : Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday

Listings for Channel 4 HD on Sunday, March 1 2020

06:00The King of Queens Multiple Plots Doug is freaked out by a customer who answers the door semi-naked, and Carrie hates her new job as a dog-walker. 
06:25The King of Queens Trash Talker Deacon unwittingly befriends Doug's nemesis from his school days, which causes problems in their friendship. 
06:50Everybody Loves Raymond The Ball Ray is upset to discover that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years ago is a fake. So he decides to tell his daughter Ally the truth about Santa. 
07:15Everybody Loves Raymond Debra's Sick With Debra ill, Ray juggles the kids and work, which causes problems when quarterback Terry Bradshaw agrees to have a meeting with him at the paediatrician's. 
07:40The Big Bang Theory The Date Night Variable Howard gets caught in a row between his mum and Bernadette while he's at the International Space Station. Sheldon invites Raj along on a date with Amy. (S6 Ep1/24) 
08:00The Big Bang Theory The Decoupling Fluctuation Sheldon intervenes when he learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, but he is hampered by his inability to keep a secret. (S6 Ep2/24) 
08:25Beat the Chef A home cook is determined to beat top chef Clodagh McKenna with their version of a fiery chicken jalfrezi. Whose dish will deliver just the right amount of spice? (Ep16) 
09:00Beat the Chef A talented amateur cook takes on professional chef Mark Sargeant to make bacon and goat's cheese ravioli. Can they pull off a dish the Food Jury will vote for in a blind tasting? (Ep17) 
09:30Sunday Brunch Tim Lovejoy and Simon Rimmer host the Sunday food, music and chat show with guests Kerry Howard, Tony Blackburn, Ricky Wilson and Matthew Morrison. Lauv and Lennon Stella both perform live. 
12:30The Simpsons Mr Spritz Goes to Washington The Simpsons are fed up with the noise caused by new flight patterns at Springfield airport, so they demand immediate action from their congressman. 
12:55The Simpsons C.E.D'oh Homer attends a 'How to Succeed in Being You' course and develops a new attitude to work, making suggestions to improve safety at the power plant. 
13:25The Simpsons Three Gays of the Condo After realising that Marge only married him because she was pregnant with Bart, Homer moves out and ends up sharing an apartment with two gay men. 
13:55Ice Age: Continental Drift Film (2012) Family animation. In the fourth full-length adventure in the series, Scrat accidentally causes massive worldwide changes, making life difficult once again for Manny, Sid and Diego. 
15:35The Secret Life of the Zoo Spotty chocolate poison dart frog Roy faces competition from hunky newcomer Hunter. And the keepers hope there may be a first joey on the way for dusky padamelon Styx. (S8 Ep5) 
16:35A Place in the Sun Laura Hamilton is on the Costa Calida in Spain, searching for a new home for Nadine and her husband Tyler. With a budget of 160,000, can Laura find their dream property? 
17:35Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. 
18:05George Clarke's Amazing Spaces In Cornwall, Rebecca and Damian are trading in their house for a trailer. And in Torquay, George meets ex-cabbie Caroline, who's creating a writing den out of upcycled cast-offs. (S8 Ep2/8) 
19:00The Great Pottery Throw Down Melanie Sykes hosts the quarter-final as the remaining five potters make two ginger jars and face a Scraffito challenge spot test for a place in the semi-final. (S1 Ep8) 
20:00New: My Family and the Galapagos As their stay on the Galapagos draws to a close, Monty and his family find out what's being done to protect the islands and their wildlife from the threat of invasive animals. (S2 Ep4/4) 
21:00New: Homeland False Friends The eighth and final series continues. Carrie arranges a meeting, Haqqani finds trouble at home and Saul cuts a deal. (S8 Ep3/12) 
22:05Gogglebox Britain's sharpest armchair critics share more of their insightful, passionate and sometimes emotional critiques of the week's biggest and best shows. (S15 Ep2) 
23:00Paper Towns Film (2015) Romantic drama starring Nat Wolff and Cara Delevingne. A teenager rallies his friends to help him search for the schoolmate he secretly loves after she mysteriously vanishes. 
01:05Stoker Film (2013) Gothic thriller. An 18-year-old woman's sinister uncle visits after her father dies. With Mia Wasikowska, Nicole Kidman and Matthew Goode. Adults only: violence/sex/strong language. 
02:40Come Dine with Me On the menu in Northampton is some very rare duck, an impressive display of the Klingon language, and a 'posh' approach to dining - featuring tuxedos, cocktail dresses and... chicken Kievs. 
03:35Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to the Yorkshire Dales to visit Francis Shaw, whose restoration of a 15th-century peel tower became a real labour of love. 
04:30Location, Location, Location Kirstie and Phil house-hunt in Kent with a family of six who lost out on their dream home, and a London family who want to be near the sea - with room for a pug, a cat and lots of bikes. 
05:25Cooking Up a Fortune Three sets of cooks compete to reach the final: The Glutton Club - married couple Nick and Abi; Olive & Caramel - friends Stephanie and Laura; and North & Wild - pals Jess and Susie. (Ep16) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Dr Linda Papadopoulos joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.