This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Saturday, September 26 2020

06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Diamonds Ray discovers that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, so he decides to get it changed without her knowing - a potentially expensive mistake... 
06:25Everybody Loves Raymond The Game When the family's cable television stops working, they resort to a game of Scruples - accompanied by inevitable arguments. 
06:55Heineken Champions Cup Rugby:... ...The Big Tackle: Ed Jackson presents The Big Tackle from Sandy Park, with special guests, highlights, previews and rugby news. 
07:50The Big Bang Theory The Hook-Up Reverberation Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4/24) 
08:10The Big Bang Theory The Focus Attenuation The guys attempt to invent something of scientific importance but only come up with new and enjoyable ways to procrastinate. (S8 Ep5/24) 
08:35The Big Bang Theory The Expedition Approximation Sheldon and Raj find out if they could survive a dark-matter research expedition in a salt mine by simulating the conditions in a steam tunnel. (S8 Ep6/24) 
09:00The Simpsons Bart the Fink Bart gets Krusty the Clown busted for tax evasion. Then Krusty disappears in a mysterious plane crash... 
09:30The Simpsons Lisa the Iconoclast Lisa finds out that Springfield's founder was a murderous pirate who tried to assassinate George Washington and decides that her fellow citizens should know the truth. 
10:00The Simpsons Homer the Smithers Worried that Mr Burns may decide to replace him permanently when he takes a well-earned break, Smithers chooses the plant's worst employee to fill in for him: Homer. 
10:30The Simpsons The Day the Violence Died Bart and Lisa help a homeless man (guest star Kirk Douglas), who claims that he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers. 
11:00The Simpsons A Fish Called Selma Actor Troy McClure is in desperate need of some good publicity, following his implication in a sordid sea-life scandal. So he arranges a sham wedding with Selma. 
11:30The Simpsons Bart on the Road With Bart's fake driving licence and $600 that Martin made on the stock market, Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson set off on a road trip to the World's Fair in Knoxville. 
12:00Animal Airport Behind the scenes at Heathrow Airport's Animal Reception Centre. A rare, exotic shipment from Madagascar proves a challenge. Apprentice Hayley has her hands full with some racehorses. 
12:30Live: Heineken Champions Cup Rugby Semi Finals Lee McKenzie presents live coverage of the first semi final of 2020's Heineken Champions Cup. Miles Harrison and Nolli Waterman provide commentary. 
15:15The Supervet Professor Noel Fitzpatrick faces one of his greatest practical and ethical challenges, as he seeks to provide Hermes the one-legged tortoise with three new prosthetic feet. (S12 Ep4) 
16:15A Place in the Sun Celebrity photographer John wants to celebrate turning 60 by relocating to the idyllic Greek island of Skopelos. Can Ben Hillman make his property dream a reality for 120,000? 
17:00Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer meet a Preston couple torn between adding a luxury loft conversion to their three-bed semi or buying a stunning new home nearby. (S3 Ep5/7) 
18:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
18:30F1 Russian GP Qualifying... ...Highlights Last year Charles Leclerc took P1 here in his Ferrari, but that'll be a big ask this time around as the Italian team continue to struggle to compete at the front of the grid. 
20:00New: Bone Detectives: Britain's... ...Buried Secrets: In a Bristol graveyard, the team investigate the grim discovery of human skulls sliced open, linked to a local hospital, a celebrated surgeon and bodysnatching. (S2 Ep1) 
21:00Deadpool Film (2016) Marvel's action-comedy starring Ryan Reynolds. A wisecracking ex-soldier seeks vengeance against the mutants who gave him superhuman powers. Gory violence/sex/very strong language. 
23:00Deepwater Horizon Film (2016) Oscar-nominated drama about the offshore oil rig disaster that caused America's biggest oil spill. Starring Mark Wahlberg and Kurt Russell. Scenes of violence and injury. 
01:10Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In St Clair Shores, Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits Jack's Waterfront, a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? 
02:00Hollyoaks Omnibus Juliet tells Peri her true feelings, while Victor has a plan for Juliet. Brody opens up to Sienna about his confrontation with Buster. Liberty gives birth. Darren's behaviour worries Mandy. [SL] 
03:50Building the Dream Charlie Luxton's in York with Helen and Gary, who have grand plans for a very big self-build. Gary's the boss of a bricklaying company, but he's never built an entire house. (S9 Ep1) 
04:45Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. They face notoriously tough questions as they compete to become Grand Champion and take home 40,000. (Ep27) 
05:35Food Unwrapped Some favourite investigations. In Kenya, Jimmy Doherty looks into the flavours and pricing of tea. Matt Tebbutt visits a Norwegian scallop farm. Kate Quilton checks out limes in Israel.