This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 HD on Wednesday, April 1 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers Peterson Crusoe After a health scare, Norm decides it's time to give up his old life and move to Bora Bora, but when it comes to the crunch he has a change of heart. (S3 Ep11/25) 
06:55Cheers A Ditch in Time Sam's flirtation with Diane's friend Amanda lands him in trouble when she becomes obsessive about their romance and he's afraid to get out of the situation. (S3 Ep12/25) 
07:20The King of Queens Moxie Moron When Doug and Deacon's boss is sent to rehab, Deacon takes over as supervisor, but things quickly go downhill when Doug decides he wants to join the management structure too. 
07:45The King of Queens Major Disturbance Without telling Carrie, Doug volunteers to look after Major while Deacon and Kelly take a weekend break, but his good-natured attempts to bond with the boy cause issues. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Robert Moves Back Robert and Amy move into Ray's basement in an attempt to get some privacy, but they haven't accounted for Marie... 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond How They Met Ray and Debra reminisce about how they first met 15 years earlier, including the first time he sampled her cooking. 
09:10Frasier Ski Lodge Frasier's plans for a family holiday end in a romantic farce involving the Cranes, Daphne, her friend and a ski instructor. 
09:40Frasier Room Service When Lilith pays a surprise visit, powerful old feelings are stirred up in Frasier and some surprising new ones in Niles. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Oakhurst, New Jersey, to help the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. 
11:00Come Dine with Me The week in Belfast features unshakeable self-confidence, razzamatazz, cocktails, minuscule disco balls, a complex menu, and Belfast-Brazilian fusion... 
12:00Live: The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents the new daily programme live from her living room, with the latest information to help us in these unique times and special guests Alan Titchmarsh and Tom Allen. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers Bosses Larry and Neil at Cashbrokers in Cornwall consider deals on some very rare vintage champagne and wine. In Kent, brothers Patrick and Charlie look at an unusual mechanical calculator. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Wendy and Chris from Surrey have been dreaming of owning a holiday home in Mojacar for more than 10 years. Will Danni Menzies impress them with the five properties she has lined up? 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY It's the big day at Chateau de la Lande as Stephanie hosts her mum Isabelle's wedding. Nigel and Debbie transform part of their run-down conservatory into a bright new garden room. (S4 Ep8) 
17:00Four in a Bed The third visit of the week is to Hotel Vienna in Blackpool run by Trevor Sheard, where there are mixed first impressions, a back-to-basics breakfast and feedback that leaves Trevor fuming. 
17:30New: Jamie: Keep Cooking and... ...Carry On: Jamie Oliver shows us some incredible recipes, tips and hacks, tailored for the unique times we're living in. (Ep8) 
18:00The Simpsons Brother from Another Series Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). 
18:30Hollyoaks Sienna is convinced something is going to go terribly wrong, and Liberty is determined to sort things out. Felix has an idea to win over Mitchell, and Juliet blows hot and cold with Sid. 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: Location, Location, Location In glorious Yorkshire, it's all about family as Kirstie helps Mia and Jack buy their first home together, and Phil helps childhood sweethearts Rachel and Chris move back up north. (S34 Ep3) 
21:00New: The Undateables Charlotte's looking for her life partner, Richard is desperate to find Mrs Right, Alex is back to find that special someone, and Sam is happier than ever now that he's engaged. (S11 Ep4) 
22:00New: Feel Good Comedy about love and addiction. George's reluctance to tell her friends about Mae is taking its toll on their sex life. Can George do the one thing that scares her the most? (Ep3) 
22:30The Great Celebrity Bake Off... ...for Stand Up To Cancer: The celeb bakers tackle decorated traybakes, a classic British staple and an impressive biscuit scene depicting what they wanted to be when they grew up. (S3 Ep4) 
23:45Gogglebox On the box this week: This Morning, Earth's Magical Kingdom and Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Also The Mandalorian from Disney+ and the BBC's Prime Ministerial Statement. (S15 Ep6) 
00:45Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay heads to Beaver, Pennsylvania, where he finds a brother-and-sister team who can't work together at their father's Italian restaurant Levanti's. 
01:35The Windsors US President Donald Trump asks Charles and Camilla to be King and Queen of America. Harry hires Pippa as a nanny. Beatrice faces a big dilemma: who will walk her down the aisle? (S3 Ep6) [SL] 
02:05Putin: A Russian Spy Story Putin arrives in the Kremlin as an unknown president whom the Russian oligarchs hope to control. This episode examines how he asserted his hold on power. (Ep2) [SL] 
03:00Coronavirus: Can Our NHS Cope? Dispatches Will the NHS run out of beds? Will it have enough vital equipment, such as ventilators? Are there enough doctors and nurses? A&E doctor Saleyha Ahsan investigates. [SL] 
03:30Couples Come Dine with Me In Swansea and Bridgend, an Italian menu is overshadowed by terrible table manners and tactless banter, plus there's a starter of chicken lettuce boats - and a final showdown at the table. 
04:25Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who took their first steps on the property ladder in London. How did they get on after making compromises on their preferred areas? 
05:20Beat the Chef Chef Frederick Forster and amateur cook Paul make venison burger and chips. Whose dish do the Food Jury prefer? Paul needs just one vote, but if he loses he'll walk away empty-handed. (Ep2) 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.