This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, July 18 2020

06:00Everybody Loves Raymond All I Want for Christmas All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife, but they can't get any privacy. 
06:25Everybody Loves Raymond Civil War Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - but it turns out that they're fighting on opposite sides. 
06:50Frasier Look Before You Leap Frasier suggests that everyone celebrates the leap year by trying something daring - but as usual, his plans go awry. 
07:15Frasier High Crane Drifter It's a bad day for American cafe society as a disgruntled Frasier has his favourite table at Cafe Nervosa taken over by a rude man. 
07:40The Big Bang Theory The Re-entry Minimization Howard is disappointed when he doesn't receive a hero's welcome on his return from space. Will he ever get the recognition he deserves? (S6 Ep4/24) 
08:05The Big Bang Theory The Holographic Excitation The gang celebrate Halloween with a fancy dress party at Stuart's comic book shop, but Sheldon and Amy can't agree on which costumes to wear. (S6 Ep5/24) 
08:30The Big Bang Theory The Extract Obliteration Sheldon is thrilled when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at the community college. (S6 Ep6/24) 
08:55The Big Bang Theory The Habitation Configuration Amy is upset when Sheldon fails to defend her in an argument with Wil Wheaton during the filming of a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep7/24) 
09:25The Simpsons All About Lisa Sideshow Bob tells the story of how Lisa became Krusty the Clown's latest replacement. Homer and Bart go in search of a rare coin. 
09:50The Simpsons Brawl in the Family The Simpsons have a fight when a game of Monopoly goes wrong, and Maggie has to call the police. 
10:20The Simpsons Sweets and Sour Marge Springfield is declared the fattest town on Earth when Homer's attempt to create the world's biggest human pyramid goes disastrously wrong. 
10:50The Simpsons Half-Decent Proposal Marge's incredibly rich high school prom date Artie makes Homer and Marge an indecent proposal they can't afford to turn down. 
11:20The Simpsons Jaws Wired Shut Homer becomes a good listener and a calming influence when his jaw is wired shut after he runs into a statue. But Marge is disturbed by his new personality... 
11:50The Simpsons Two Dozen and One Greyhounds Santa's Little Helper fathers a huge litter of puppies, so Mr Burns offers them a home. But Burns has always fancied a greyhound-fur tuxedo... 
12:20The Simpsons The PTA Disbands Bart's over the moon when the teachers go on strike, but Lisa starts to go mad. And then the governors replace the teachers with the PTA, including Marge and Flanders... 
12:50Four in a Bed Sisters Alison and Lynda hope that their eco credentials will impress their guests at The Miners Arms in Nenthead in Cumbria. But can Andrew and James face their fear of shared bathrooms? 
13:20Four in a Bed Andrew and James aim to provide 'boutique on a budget' at the Rose and Crown, near Bolton. But they only have eight months of B&B experience, and their rivals are quick to pick faults... 
13:50Four in a Bed Nigel and Pok U host at their B&B and Cantonese restaurant, the Bingham Townhouse, in Nottinghamshire. But there are single-bed grumbles and problems at breakfast. 
14:20Four in a Bed Kev and Tor host meditation and mindfulness breaks on their narrowboat, near Rugby. But their guests aren't impressed by the communal living and diminutive facilities. 
14:55Four in a Bed There's tension, tears and tough talk as the B&B owners meet for the last time to find out how much they've been paid. 
15:25Best of Crufts: Crufts Goes... ...Walkies Clare Balding and her canine sidekick Archie present inspiring, uplifting and surprising stories about extraordinary dogs, from the past five years of Channel 4 Crufts coverage. 
16:25A Place in the Sun Alison and her daughter Paula are looking for a holiday home that feels traditionally Spanish. Jasmine Harman shows them five properties around Vélez-Málaga for their £60,000 budget. 
17:10Grand Designs Paul Rimmer has worked with bricks for 40 years, renovating Victorian houses in Bolton. But now he plans to hand-build his own state-of-the-art wooden home - if his funding holds up. 
18:15Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
18:45F1 Hungarian GP Qualifying... ...Highlights Max Verstappen took his first ever pole position in F1 here last year and will be looking to do the same again to give him the best chance of winning on race day. 
20:15How to Build British: Morgan The Morgan Motor Company open their doors to reveal how they carefully construct the £90,000 Plus Six by hand, with 170 craftspeople working 100 hours over 30 days. 
21:15Three Billboards Outside... Film ...Ebbing, Missouri: (2017) Oscar-winning dark comedy. A mother (Frances McDormand) uses billboards to pressure the cops to solve her daughter's murder. Strong and racist language/violence. 
23:30Jackie Film (2016) Biographical drama. Natalie Portman portrays Jackie Kennedy in the days after the assassination of JFK as she strives to deal with the extremes of private grief and the public eye. 
01:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA In Boston, Gordon Ramsay visits La Galleria 33, run by sisters Rita and Lisa, who blame the restaurant's failures on everything from the weather to the tablecloths. Can Gordon save the day? 
02:10George Clarke's Amazing Spaces George Clarke checks out Japan's ground-breaking small space designs. And he and master craftsman Will Hardie start building their own four-tonne toy tree house. (S7 Ep1/8) [SL] 
03:05Hollyoaks Omnibus Emotions run high on the day of Kyle's funeral. Darren feels as though he's being treated differently after telling Mandy about his suicidal thoughts. Warren wants answers from Cormac. [SL] 
04:00Animal Airport Intern Dan needs back-up with a cat called Mischief and there's a paperwork problem for an Australian wallaby. And two rescue dogs and 14 toucans get the team in a flap. (S1 Ep11) 
04:55Animal Rescue School Becky helps an injured bird, Rowena investigates a case of cruelty to dogs, and both Natalies help cats that need care, as they all prove they're ready to become full-time inspectors. (Ep6) [SL] 
05:50Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Furniture hacker Max McMurdo fashions a table from an old engine and transforms an old bath into a bespoke chair. 
06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Marie's Meatballs Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs, to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex. But Ray's plan has consequences...