This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Tuesday, March 31 2020

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
06:30Cheers An American Family Carla's ex-husband Nick returns with his new bride, demanding custody of their eldest son, and the bar patrons are shocked when Carla agrees to the request. (S3 Ep9/25) 
06:55Cheers Diane's Allergy After moving in with Frasier, Diane develops a chronic allergy that she believes is caused by his dog, but Sam and Frasier think the reaction is psychosomatic. (S3 Ep10/25) 
07:20The King of Queens Mama Cast Doug invests in an ice-cream truck, but soon realises that he isn't the only ice-cream seller in town. 
07:45The King of Queens Affair Trade When Doug receives seductive messages from a woman who had a fling with another Doug Heffernan in the Hamptons, he struggles to sort out the misunderstanding. 
08:10Everybody Loves Raymond Be Nice Ray and Debra vow to change their ways when they realise they're nicer to strangers than they are to each other. 
08:40Everybody Loves Raymond Dancing with Debra Ray regrets asking Robert to take Debra dancing when they become infatuated with their new hobby. 
09:10Frasier The Zoo Story Frasier gets a new agent, who sets him up with an opportunity for some great publicity when a crane at the local zoo is named after him. 
09:40Frasier The Maris Counselor Niles, under the care of his and Maris's therapist, is convinced their marriage can be saved - until a surprise rendezvous with his ice princess leaves him devastated. 
10:05Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay travels to Ventura Harbor in southern California to help the owner of a family-run Greek restaurant - which hasn't made a profit for two years - turn its fortunes around. 
11:00Come Dine with Me In and around Belfast, the competition features deep-fried Crème Eggs, nut brittle with Brie, and a 'Taste of the Tomahawk'. 
12:00The Steph Show Steph McGovern presents the brand-new daily programme live from her living room, featuring special guests and the latest information to help us navigate these unique times we are living in. 
13:05Posh Pawnbrokers Brothers Charlie and Patrick examine a huge collection of boxing memorabilia in Kent, while at London Road in Sheffield, Dan has a diamond-encrusted bracelet in his sights. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. 
15:00A Place in the Sun Karen and Julian, who run a Cornwall B&B, have never been to the Greek island of Naxos, but have decided it's the perfect place for them to buy a holiday home. Can Scarlette Douglas help? 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Debbie and Nigel transform three bedrooms in time for their first guests, and Sarah and George get builders in to unearth a secret room which they think may contain vintage cognac. (S4 Ep7) 
17:00Four in a Bed The second visit of the week is to Millstone House in Staindrop, County Durham, owned by Gary and Helen Mills who have a regimented attention to detail. But will it be to everyone's tastes? 
17:30Come Dine with Me In Essex, no-nonsense bridal shop owner Alison plans a minimum-effort but maximum-taste menu, on a night featuring surprises, divided opinions and an impromptu singalong. 
18:00The Simpsons Homer's Phobia When Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters), Homer decides to take his son hunting, but not everything goes according to plan. 
18:30Hollyoaks Emotions run high as Sienna and Warren are forced to decide what to do next. Martine doesn't hold back when she is faced with her former flame Felix, but can he win her round? 
19:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
20:00New: The Great Celebrity Bake... ...Off for Stand Up To Cancer: The celeb bakers tackle decorated traybakes, a classic British staple and a biscuit scene depicting what they wanted to be when they grew up. (S3 Ep4) 
21:15New: Five Guys a Week Fun-loving Susan is ready to date again after losing her husband eight years ago. Five potential suitors move in with her, in an eclectic week including baking and tantric massage. (Ep4) 
22:15New: The Windsors US President Donald Trump asks Charles and Camilla to be King and Queen of America. Harry hires Pippa as a nanny. Beatrice faces a big dilemma: who will walk her down the aisle? (S3 Ep6) 
22:458 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts as Sean Lock and Katherine Ryan take on Jon Richardson and Joe Wilkinson. Dr John Cooper Clarke joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner. With Rachel Riley. (S16 Ep2) 
23:50Friday Night Dinner The Caravan Robert Popper's comedy about the Goodmans returns. Dad's bought a grotty caravan. Jim's got a new dog. And the boys have new 'females' but can they bear to tell Mum? (S6 Ep1) 
00:20Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA Gordon Ramsay visits the Olde Hitching Post restaurant in Hanson, Massachusetts. Tom bought the business for his daughter six years ago, but is still refusing to let her run it. 
01:10The Two Faces of January Film (2014) Thriller with Viggo Mortensen, Kirsten Dunst and Oscar Isaac. A US couple holidaying in 1960s Greece meet a fellow expat who offers to be their guide. But each of them has secrets. [SL] 
02:45Couples Come Dine with Me In south Wales, beautician Rachael and her partner Nick take a risk by cooking dishes they've never made before, and Ameel shows off his powers of memory recall. 
03:40Grand Designs Kevin McCloud returns to north Cornwall, to catch up with one of his favourite Grand Designs Rebecca and Gregory's radical, experimental timber refurb of an old bungalow. 
04:35Location, Location, Location Phil Spencer catches up with two couples who were struggling to find suitable first marital homes - Rupreet and Sundeep in Harrow, and Paul and Elly in Bristol. 
05:30Kirstie's Vintage Gems Kirstie Allsopp works her home-made magic on Nick and Ellie's neglected Tunbridge Wells home. Can her linocut craft and wicker class help give them the 1930s twist they crave? 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Richard Madeley joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner.