This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Saturday, August 8 2020

06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (Part 1/2): Marie treats the family to a holiday in Rome, but Ray's not happy about the whole experience. 
06:25Everybody Loves Raymond Italy (Part 2/2): The family are still on holiday in Rome, where Robert falls for a stunning Italian beauty. 
06:50Everybody Loves Raymond The Wallpaper Ray finally snaps when Marie drives her car into his house, and Debra is forced to act as peacemaker. 
07:15Frasier The Perfect Guy When a handsome doctor joins the radio station as the host of a new show, Frasier can't believe that he is as perfect as he seems and tries to find his flaw. 
07:40Frasier Bad Dog There's a hold-up at Café Nervosa, and Bulldog wrongfully takes the credit for saving Roz. But Frasier can't handle Bulldog's five seconds of fame. 
08:05Frasier Frasier's Gotta Have It When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. 
08:30The Big Bang Theory Pilot The first ever episode of the hit sitcom. Leonard and Sheldon's ignorance of women seems set to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1/17) 
09:00The Big Bang Theory The Big Bran Hypothesis Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2/17) 
09:30The Big Bang Theory The Fuzzyboots Corollary Leonard is upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, so he summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3/17) 
09:55The Simpsons Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade: After Homer wins enough money on the horses to invest in satellite TV, Bart is held back a year at school and Lisa is moved up into the same class as him. 
10:25The Simpsons Large Marge Marge accidentally gets breast implants after mistakenly thinking that Homer was flirting with two businesswomen while he was building houses for the homeless. 
10:55The Simpsons Helter Skelter The Simpsons' house must be fumigated after a hockey player gives his termite-infested stick to Lisa, and the only place the family can find to live is in a reality TV show. 
11:20Couples Come Dine with Me In Birmingham, three couples put their hosting skills to the test, in a week featuring exotic food, pole dancing and mobility scooter racing in the rain! 
12:25Four in a Bed John and Lesley Berry host first, at The Cholmeley Arms in Lincolnshire. Their guests are blown away by breakfast, but some of the feedback leaves the hosts scratching their heads. 
12:55Four in a Bed Joe and Louise surprise their rivals by hosting as their drag alter egos at the Islington Mill B&B in Salford. But the guests are unimpressed by bunk beds and a glass wall in the loo. 
13:25Four in a Bed The third visit is to Pebbles B&B in Devon, the family home of Peter Morris. But some of his guests are turned off by the lack of en-suite, and Peter faces up to some home truths. 
13:55Four in a Bed The last visit is to the five-star Tarr Farm Inn on Exmoor, where hosts Hilary Lester and Stacey Wade have to deal with a guest on the warpath. 
14:25Four in a Bed It's the final day of the competition and there's tension in the air as the hosts meet for the last time. After some surprising payments and plenty of friction, the winner is revealed. 
14:55The Supervet A tortoiseshell cat called Betsy needs a bionic implant to clear a cancerous tumour on her leg. And a Tibetan terrier called Beau has complicated surgery to treat hip dysplasia. (S11 Ep3/6) 
15:55A Place in the Sun Mal and Sue from Suffolk fell in love with Spain over 15 years ago and now want to retire there. Danni Menzies shows them five properties in the Vera region for their £70,000 budget. 
16:55Kirstie and Phil's Love It or... ...List It: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer help the Clayton-Fisher family from Walthamstow, who can't decide whether to sell their two-bed terrace or convert the loft. (S3 Ep3/7) 
18:00Channel 4 News Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather. 
18:30Grand Designs Steph and her husband Alex plan to build a contemporary farmhouse on Steph's grandfather's old farmland. But a lack of money leads to a long spell in a caravan and a total redesign... 
19:30F1 70th Anniversary GP... ...Silverstone Qualifying Highlights: Lewis Hamilton has likened a flat-out lap here to flying a fighter jet and he'll want to be at full throttle to take another pole on his home circuit. 
21:00Battle of the Sexes Film (2017) Comedy drama based on the true story of self-proclaimed chauvinist Bobby Riggs challenging Billie Jean King to a tennis match to prove men are best. With Steve Carell and Emma Stone. 
23:20Red Film (2010) Comedy thriller. Bruce Willis stars as a retired CIA hitman who knows too much about their operations and is targeted for elimination. With Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman. Violence. 
01:15Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA At Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, Gordon Ramsay meets a husband and wife team with a shocking contempt for customer feedback. 
02:05George Clarke's Amazing Spaces A London tailor fashions a work studio in his garden. An enterprising team build a cabin inside a crane 150 feet off the ground. And George visits a pod hotel in Tokyo. (S7 Ep8/8) [SL] 
03:00Keith Lemon's Fantastical... ...Factory of Curious Craft: Keith Lemon hosts as the crafters make pop-up scenes of landmarks and an 80s-themed party centrepiece for Nick Grimshaw. Whose craft will Nick take home? (Ep6) [SL] 
03:55Undercover Boss Canada Brian Scudamore, the founder and CEO of 1-800-GOT-JUNK?, goes undercover as a driver and collector, hauling unwanted clutter for the world's largest junk removal franchise. 
04:45Fifteen to One Fifteen contestants go head to head in the iconic quiz hosted by Sandi Toksvig. Facing notoriously tough questions, they compete to become Grand Champion and take home £40,000. (Ep13/35) 
05:35All Star Driving School Actress Ruby O'Donnell perfects her parallel park, while singer Tallia Storm tackles hill starts, and comedian Mark Watson battles to reach top speed. (S2 Ep13/15) 
06:00Everybody Loves Raymond Meant to Be Torn between his girlfriend Amy, ex-wife Joanne and Italian bombshell Stefania, Robert foolishly decides to tell Amy that he met up with Joanne.