This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Channel 4 on Wednesday, March 20 2019

05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jeremy Thompson is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
06:30Cheers Diane Meets Mom Nervous about meeting Frasier's mother Hester, Diane tries to create a good impression, but later in the evening, Hester gives her some dire warnings. (S3 Ep8/25) 
06:55Cheers An American Family Carla's ex-husband Nick returns with his new bride, demanding custody of their eldest son, and the bar patrons are shocked when Carla agrees to the request. (S3 Ep9/25) 
07:20Cheers Diane's Allergy After moving in with Frasier, Diane develops a chronic allergy that she believes is caused by his dog, but Sam and Frasier think the reaction is psychosomatic. (S3 Ep10/25) 
07:45Frasier The Two Mrs Cranes When an old flame visits Daphne, the Crane household is turned upside down. 
08:10Frasier Love Bites Dog When Roz takes the trouble to set Frasier up on a blind date with her friend, it's Bulldog who ends up falling in love. 
08:40Frasier The Impossible Dream When Frasier is awakened night after night by a recurring dream, he becomes obsessed with discovering its true meaning. 
09:10Everybody Loves Raymond Sleepover at Peggy's Ray is horrified when the mother of one of Ally's friends flirts with him as he drops his daughter off for a sleepover. 
09:40Everybody Loves Raymond Who's Next? Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. 
10:10Ramsay's Hotel Hell Gordon Ramsay visits West Dover in Vermont. The dog-friendly Four Seasons Inn is run like a hostel by its owner, with unpaid staff staying in rooms instead of paying guests. (S2 Ep5/8) 
11:05Undercover Boss USA The fourth series of the show in which US executives go undercover in their own businesses. Kat Cole, President of Cinnabon Incorporated, goes incognito among her own workforce. 
12:00Channel 4 News Summary Channel 4's midday news summary 
12:05Come Dine with Me Four strangers from in and around Bury St Edmunds attempt to host their way to a 1000 prize. There's West Indian food, pecan pie and a night of fine dining before the winner is revealed. 
13:05Find It, Fix It, Flog It Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien turn unwanted possessions into hard cash. This time, Simon takes Henry to a stately home in Somerset, where he thinks he's unearthed a bona fide Tudor relic. 
14:10Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Mark Pougatch is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent. 
15:00A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun Dave and Debbie want to retire to the Costa Blanca. They've sold their house in the UK, so they need to find a new home quickly. Jasmine Harman shows the couple five fantastic properties. 
16:00Escape to the Chateau: DIY Dick helps restore Ben's traditional wine press. Johnny and Ashley finish the library ceiling with a nude painting of Ashley. Stefan has a last-minute dash to finish an apartment. (S2 Ep23) 
17:00Four in a Bed For the third visit this week, the group head to Pymgate Lodge Hotel in Cheadle, where Romanian husband and wife Michael and Leda Ardeleanu believe their hosting skills will win the day. 
17:30Come Dine with Me It's the third day in Manchester, and 19-year-old hairdresser Mollie is hoping her guests will be blown away by her indulgent, luxurious menu, inspired by dishes she's seen on the TV. 
18:00The Simpsons Day of the Jackanapes Sideshow Bob swears revenge on Krusty for accidentally erasing the first ten years of their programme. 
18:30Hollyoaks It's the first day of Mac's trial for defrauding Cindy, and Breda has a big task ahead of her, but will she be able to pull it off? Cleo gets a helping hand from Mitchell. 
19:00Channel 4 News Includes sport and weather. 
20:00New: Supervet: Noel Fitzpatrick Noel plays detective with an Australian Shepherd that's not quite herself. A Jack Russell puppy suffers a crushed pelvis. And a pug called Britney faces a risky procedure. (S13 Ep3) 
21:00New: Married at First Sight More couples are matched-up by experts before marrying on their very first meeting. Will they like their new spouse on first sight and what happens next? (S4 Ep1/6) 
22:00New: Mums Make Porn Five ordinary mums, shocked by the mainstream hardcore porn available online and its impact on their kids' generation, decide to make their own porn movie. (Ep1/3) 
23:00Derry Girls The Concert The gang are beside themselves with excitement as they have tickets to see Take That in Belfast. Despite what Ma Mary says, they will stop at nothing to get there. (S2 Ep3/6) 
23:30Gogglebox What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Politics Live, After Life, Dancing on Ice The Final, Only Connect, Cheat, and Baewatch: Parental Guidance? (S13 Ep4) 
00:30Insidious: Chapter 2 Film (2013) Supernatural horror sequel with Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne and Lin Shaye. Josh returns and Renai is desperate to stop the malevolent spirits from threatening her family again. [SL] 
02:20Inside Out Homes Zac tears down a mock mansion in Surrey, replacing it with a high-performance prefab. Monty helps build its cantilevered staircase, while Rosie installs a silver birch and ferns. (Ep3) 
03:15Coast vs Country Retired couple Roger and Anne have lived in the same house for 42 years, but now want to move away from the busy commuter town of Swanscombe. Will it be inland or by the sea? 
04:10Come Dine with Me This episode from Oldham features a bit of Hollywood, some cultured opera, dazzling cocktail skills and some outrageous behaviour along with serious flirting in a French maid's outfit. 
05:05All Star Driving School Three celebrity learners - Tattoo Fixers' Paisley Billings, bassist Connor Ball from The Vamps and First Dates' CiCi Coleman - embark on an intensive driving course. (Ep1) 
05:30Kirstie's Fill Your House for Free Kirstie Allsopp and her brilliant design team transform a drab dwelling into a dream home. 
05:50Countdown Nick Hewer and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. Jeremy Thompson is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent.