Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600 Fog hits the airport, causing huge delays, grounding flights and leaving a rather disgruntled set of passengers stranded in the terminal. (4/9) 0730 0700 Passenger services assistant Marta travels home to visit her family in Cordoba after announcing she is pregnant. Meanwhile, Pat comes to the rescue of an elderly lady. (5/9) 0800 0730 Within The Serpent's Grasp O'Neill and the SG-1 team take an unauthorised trip through the gate in an attempt to stop the Goa'uld invasion. 0900 0800 Serpent's Lair O'Neill and the SG-1 team find themselves on a suicide mission in an attempt to stop the earth's destruction by the Goa'uld. 1000 0900 Love Eternal The granddaddy of crime dramas inches towards its conclusion and, this week, interests are piqued when a reality TV crew stumble upon a dead body. (S20, ep 22) Also in HD New. 1100 1000 Rubber Room The pioneering crime drama hands in its televisual badge. In this last-ever episode, the detectives investigate when a blogger threatens to attack a school. (S20, ep 23) Also in HD 1200 1100 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 1300 1200 Series venturing behind the scenes at some of Australia's busiest emergency wards where, for staff, horrific scenes, tragedy and life-or-death decisions are all in a day's work. 1330 1300 Series venturing behind the scenes at some of Australia's busiest emergency wards where, for staff, horrific scenes, tragedy and life-or-death decisions are all in a day's work. 1400 1330 Fear Itself Tom and Diana search for someone with the ability to make people's worst fears come true, while Cassie leads Kyle to a book that contains a prophecy about Jordan Collier. Also in HD 1500 1400 Samantha Carter's body is taken over by an alien who is being hunted by a rival. 1600 1500 Prisoners After helping a murderer, the SG-1 team is banished to a penal world where an unusual ruler holds the key to their return home. 1700 1600 Holiday Spectacular The Planet Express crew celebrate a trio of holidays, learning the meaning of X-mas, Robanukah and - of course - Kwanzaa. (S7, ep 13) Also in HD 1730 1700 Come Fly With Me Hilarity ensues during bonding sessions between unlikely pairings. Phil's relationship with Jay nosedives, and Gloria boosts her granddaughter's confidence. (S1, ep3) Also in HD New. 1800 1730 The Jeans Frankie and Mike fight over whether to indulge Sue's desperate longing for a pair of expensive jeans so she can fit in at school, and Axl's want for a car. (S1, ep 11) Also in HD 1830 1800 War Is The H-Word Fry and Bender face off against an army of aliens on a far-off planet after they join the army to qualify for military discounts. 1900 1830 Chief Of Hearts Bromance blossoms between Homer and Chief Wiggum when the former is sentenced to community service. Marge proves that mothers don't always know best, too. (S21, ep 19) Also in HD 1930 1900 Donnie Fatso Following an incident involving recycling responsibilities and a bit of bribery, Homer goes undercover to bring down Fat Tony. Mad Men's Jon Hamm guest stars. (S22, ep 9) Also in HD 2000 1930 New & Exclusive. Tesselations: Martin meets up with his late wife's sister to make a pivotal decision. Meanwhile, Clea uncovers some surprising information about Jake. (S1, ep 10) Also in HD 2100 2000 New & Exclusive. Jan takes a time-out and embraces her inner author for a local competition - well, tries to. Meanwhile, Loz house hunts and Gravy shares some surprising news. (S1, ep 3) Also in HD 2200 2100 King of the Teds The lives of married couple Tom Jones and Alison Steadman are turned upside down when old friend Blenda Blethyn turns up unexpectantly. (4 of 11) Also in HD 2235 2200 Astronaut Mark Wahlberg incites gorilla warfare on a world where humans are enslaved by fearsome apes. Snarling sci-fi from director Tim Burton. Tim Roth co-stars. (2001)(115 mins) Also in HD Film 0055 2235 After a decade lying low, the suited-and-booted galaxy defenders are back. Alex Zane talks to stars of the new movie Will Smith and Josh Brolin about the series' return to the big screen. Also in HD Film 0125 0055 Passenger services assistant Marta travels home to visit her family in Cordoba after announcing she is pregnant. Meanwhile, Pat comes to the rescue of an elderly lady. (5/9) 0150 0125 Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of the Met Police, including the robbery and drug squads and uniformed response unit, in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. 0245 0150 Jamaica Ross Kemp returns with a third helping of this BAFTA-winning series investigating gangs. He begins in the murder capital of the world: Kingston, Jamaica. Violent scenes. Also in HD 0340 0245 ...Surgical Screw Ups. In a countdown of strange and gruesome events, visit the operating theatre, where a woman is awake while having her eye removed. 0435 0340 Follow extreme cleaning teams as they battle the smells, pests and hazards of the UK's drug dens, squats, fly-tipping sites and abandoned properties in their daily fight against grime. Also in HD 0505 0435 It's the swansong of the all-singing series and the £250,000 has yet to be snatched from Shane Richie. Will tonight's contestant, Nolan, hit the high notes of success? Last in series. Also in HD 0600 0505 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600