Teleshopping. 0900 0600 A Midwinter Night's Dream Niles continues to have problems with his infamous wife, Maris, and comes to Frasier for advice. What will the doctor do? 0930 0900 And The Whimper Is... Winning is everything for Frasier and Roz when they are nominated for Seattle's annual broadcasting awards, and get caught up in a world of bribery. 1000 0930 Debra's Parents Debra invites her divorced parents to the family Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on the two making love, he and Debra assume that they are getting back together. 1030 1000 A Job For Robert Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. Ray finds out that Marie gave Robert a "gift basket" full of lotions, massage oil, candles, etc. 1100 1030 Meet By-Product Doug and Carrie recall how they first met in the '80s, and it wasn't love at first sight. Guest starring Donny Osmond. 1130 1100 The Shmenkmans Doug and Carries are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deacon and Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common. 1200 1130 Bananas, Crackers And Nuts Hawkeye feigns a breakdown so he can get some R&R in Tokyo., but his plan backfires when Frank calls in a psychiatrist...who has a devious test planned. 1230 1200 Cowboy A chopper pilot, who has been hit in the shoulder, arrives at the 4077th. Henry refuses to send him home, so the pilot, suffering from battle fatigue, decides he must kill Henry. 1300 1230 A Midwinter Night's Dream Niles continues to have problems with his infamous wife, Maris, and comes to Frasier for advice. What will the doctor do? 1330 1300 And The Whimper Is... Winning is everything for Frasier and Roz when they are nominated for Seattle's annual broadcasting awards, and get caught up in a world of bribery. 1400 1330 Debra's Parents Debra invites her divorced parents to the family Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on the two making love, he and Debra assume that they are getting back together. 1430 1400 A Job For Robert Ray becomes jealous when Marie starts treating Robert better than him. Ray finds out that Marie gave Robert a "gift basket" full of lotions, massage oil, candles, etc. 1500 1430 Meet By-Product Doug and Carrie recall how they first met in the '80s, and it wasn't love at first sight. Guest starring Donny Osmond. 1530 1500 The Shmenkmans Doug and Carries are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deacon and Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common. 1600 1530 A Midwinter Night's Dream Niles continues to have problems with his infamous wife, Maris, and comes to Frasier for advice. What will the doctor do? 1630 1600 And The Whimper Is... Winning is everything for Frasier and Roz when they are nominated for Seattle's annual broadcasting awards, and get caught up in a world of bribery. 1700 1630 The Doctor is Out Frasier thinks Roz's boyfriend is gay, so pursues him into a gay bar, wearing a pair of very snug shorts. Frasier is later outed live on air. Patrick Stewart cameo's. 1730 1700 The Babysitter When Frasier bumps into his old babysitter he invites her back to his flat to catch up, but his pursuit of romance is thwarted when she pays more attention to his dad... 1800 1730 Bananas, Crackers And Nuts Hawkeye feigns a breakdown so he can get some R&R in Tokyo., but his plan backfires when Frank calls in a psychiatrist...who has a devious test planned. 1830 1800 Cowboy A chopper pilot, who has been hit in the shoulder, arrives at the 4077th. Henry refuses to send him home, so the pilot, suffering from battle fatigue, decides he must kill Henry. 1900 1830 Henry, Please Come Home Henry is promoted to Tokyo, leaving Frank at the helm. Hawkeye and B.J go to Tokyo to convince Henry to come back, using Radar's "illness" as an excuse. 1930 1900 I Hate A Mystery A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Surprisingly, the camp is searched and the stolen items are found in Hawkeye's locker, who then sets out to prove his innocence. 2000 1930 A Midwinter Night's Dream Niles continues to have problems with his infamous wife, Maris, and comes to Frasier for advice. What will the doctor do? 2030 2000 And The Whimper Is... Winning is everything for Frasier and Roz when they are nominated for Seattle's annual broadcasting awards, and get caught up in a world of bribery. 2100 2030 Cartman's Incredible Gift An ill-fated flying attempt lands Cartman in hospital. Believing he has crime solving psychic powers the police enlist him to help catch a serial killer. 2130 2100 Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr Garrison finally has a sex change and Kyle has a rather "unusual" operation to make him tall and athletic enough to make the basketball team. 2200 2130 Die Hippie, Die Cartman is arrested for imprisoning hippies, but when a plague of hippies take over South Park, the town turns to him and his unorthodox methods of hippie removal. 2230 2200 Wing The boys become talent agents to make an easy buck. They take on a Chinese lady, Wing, and are soon confronted by the Chinese mafia, eager for a slice of the action. 2300 2230 Old Dogs, New D***s Carrie tries to break Mr Big's annoying habits while Miranda is still dating Steve the bartender, but their clashing timetables are proving exhausting. 2335 2300 The Caste System Carrie says "I love you" to Big, but doesn't get the response she was hoping for, while Samantha gets caught between her new man and his housekeeper. 0010 2335 Let's Stay Together Jack goes to congress to fight big business' corner. Jenna prepares Kenneth for his Page Program interview showbiz style. Queen Latifah and Rob Reiner guest star. 0040 0010 Live Show A special edition of 30 Rock that transmitted live in America. Liz drops hints that it's her 'Big Four-O' and Tracy tries to get an idea into the show. Matt Damon guest stars. 0110 0040 ...Milder Comedian, Please Ask For One: In this vast and all-consuming epic of stand-up comedy Stewart Lee rallies against coffee shops, Top Gear and cider adverting campaigns. 0320 0110 Let's Stay Together Jack goes to congress to fight big business' corner. Jenna prepares Kenneth for his Page Program interview showbiz style. Queen Latifah and Rob Reiner guest star. 0345 0320 Live Show A special edition of 30 Rock that transmitted live in America. Liz drops hints that it's her 'Big Four-O' and Tracy tries to get an idea into the show. Matt Damon guest stars. 0410 0345 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0415 0410 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0420 0415 Henry, Please Come Home Henry is promoted to Tokyo, leaving Frank at the helm. Hawkeye and B.J go to Tokyo to convince Henry to come back, using Radar's "illness" as an excuse. 0445 0420 I Hate A Mystery A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Surprisingly, the camp is searched and the stolen items are found in Hawkeye's locker, who then sets out to prove his innocence. 0510 0445 Meet By-Product Doug and Carrie recall how they first met in the '80s, and it wasn't love at first sight. Guest starring Donny Osmond. 0535 0510 The Shmenkmans Doug and Carries are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deacon and Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common. 0600 0535 Teleshopping. 0900 0600