Teleshopping. 0800 0600 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Berta swears vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant, and forces Charlie to join her. Alan reveals an unusual fetish. 0830 0800 Release the Dogs Alan discovers that the cause of his insomnia is his jealousy towards Charlie. Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the hot mother of a classmate whom Jake likes. 0900 0830 The One Where The Stripper Cries Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. 0930 0900 The One With Phoebe's Wedding Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. 1000 0930 The One Where Joey Speaks French Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. 1030 1000 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). 1100 1030 A Pudding-Filled Cactus Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lindsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. 1130 1100 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Tensions rise after Alan, Lindsey and the boys are forced to move in with Charlie. Lindsey's ex-husband reappears full of regrets. Judd Nelson guest stars. 1200 1130 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, move out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. 1230 1200 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. 1300 1230 My Case Study J.D. is torn between participating in Dr. Kelso's case study contest and gaining the respect of Dr. Cox. Turk finds a way to get new kit out of tight-fisted Kelso. 1330 1300 My Big Mouth Turk's jealousy turns into guilt when he learns of Dr. Kelso's discrimination. J.D.'s big mouth gets him in trouble with Carla when he reveals her secrets to Turk. 1400 1330 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Berta swears vengeance on the man who got her daughter pregnant, and forces Charlie to join her. Alan reveals an unusual fetish. 1430 1400 Release the Dogs Alan discovers that the cause of his insomnia is his jealousy towards Charlie. Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the hot mother of a classmate whom Jake likes. 1500 1430 A Pudding-Filled Cactus Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lindsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. 1530 1500 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Tensions rise after Alan, Lindsey and the boys are forced to move in with Charlie. Lindsey's ex-husband reappears full of regrets. Judd Nelson guest stars. 1600 1530 My Case Study J.D. is torn between participating in Dr. Kelso's case study contest and gaining the respect of Dr. Cox. Turk finds a way to get new kit out of tight-fisted Kelso. 1630 1600 My Big Mouth Turk's jealousy turns into guilt when he learns of Dr. Kelso's discrimination. J.D.'s big mouth gets him in trouble with Carla when he reveals her secrets to Turk. 1700 1630 The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. 1730 1700 The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. 1800 1730 A Pudding-Filled Cactus Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lindsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. 1830 1800 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Tensions rise after Alan, Lindsey and the boys are forced to move in with Charlie. Lindsey's ex-husband reappears full of regrets. Judd Nelson guest stars. 1900 1830 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel: Charlie tells everyone he's going to Las Vegas but someone's got a secret. Alan decides to go out on the town as "Charlie" in order to have a good time. 1930 1900 The Score Jeff spends the evening trying to avoid learning the score of a N.Y. Rangers game, after Audrey forces him to give up his tickets. 2000 1930 The One With The Engagement Picture Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. 2030 2000 The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. 2100 2030 A whole episode of The Comedy Store dedicated to the custard cream of comedy, Peter Kay. 2130 2100 Bachelor/Bachelorette Brand new and exclusive. Mike's dad arrives in town just in time for his bachelor party but its Molly's bachelorette party where the naughtyiness is really at! 2200 2130 Classy Christmas (1): Brand new and exclusive. It's Christmas at Dunder Miffin and it's not long before a snowball showdown is afoot. Michael gets rather excited when a face from the past returns. 2230 2200 2300 2230 Leap Day Brand new and exclusive. Liz is perplexed by never having heard of Leap Day Williams but her day gets a whole lot stranger when she bumps into an old college friend. Jim Carrey guest stars. 2330 2300 Goobacks South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to curious lengths to stop them. "They took our jobs!" 0000 2330 Douche and Turd When PETA destroy the South Park mascot, ideas for a replacement divide the school. Stan is threatened by P Diddy and banished from town for refusing to vote. 0030 0000 A Pudding-Filled Cactus Alan is all a whirl as he tries to keep Lindsey and Melissa secret from each other. Charlie desperately tries to help in the hope that Alan won't move back in. 0100 0030 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Tensions rise after Alan, Lindsey and the boys are forced to move in with Charlie. Lindsey's ex-husband reappears full of regrets. Judd Nelson guest stars. 0130 0100 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). 0200 0130 Insheeption Exclusive to Comedy Central. Whilst in a group therapy session for hoarding, Stan is trapped inside the dream of school counsellor Mr Mackey. 0230 0200 'Coon 2 - Rise of Captain Hindsight: Exclusive to Comedy Central. The raccoon outfitted superhero, The 'Coon, returns... and this time he's got friends! 0255 0230 Wedding Presence Instead of driving out of state for their friends' wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and later tell the couple that they were there, but did not see them. 0320 0255 Hi-Def Jam In order to watch the upcoming Super Bowl on a high-definition television, Doug hatches a plan to have his sister Stephanie date Carrie's wealthy boss. Ricki Lake guest stars. 0345 0320 The New Friend A new friend tests Roz and Frasier's old friendship and Niles betrays Martin's trust by taking Eddie to a kennel. Award winning comedy from this classic show. 0410 0345 Misery Loves Company Debra and Ray are growing tired of all the love and affection between Robert and Amy. 0435 0410 The Contractor Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, Gianni starts taking his sweet time to complete the job. 0500 0435 Teleshopping. 0600 0500 Teleshopping. 0800 0600