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<desc>Jon Tickle does the science of wee; Richard Hammond goes to the dogs; we play darts while being electrocuted and caravan golf reaches a gripping climax. A mighty series finale.</desc>
<title>Brainiac: Science Abuse</title>
<end>0700</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Other Guys</subtitle>
<desc>When SG-1 is captured by the Goa'uld, their very survival rests with two unlikely heroes. Enterprise's John Billingsley guest stars.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>0800</end>
<start>0700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Allegiance</subtitle>
<desc>An invisible assassin goes on a killing spree, threatening to turn the Tok'ra and their rebel Jaffa allies against each other.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Cure</subtitle>
<desc>A flawed miracle drug threatens to devastate the Pangeran civilisation, leading SG-1 to a shocking discovery about the origins of the Tok'ra.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>1000</end>
<start>0900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Prometheus</subtitle>
<desc>Hostile forces commandeer an alien spaceship that government scientists are building in an underground bunker.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Unnatural Selection</subtitle>
<desc>When the Asgard homeworld is overrun by replicators in an advanced state of evolution, Thor enlists SG-1 to save the day.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>1200</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The observational documentary series going behind the scenes of UK immigration continues, as officers at Heathrow Terminal 3's passport control question suspicious travellers. (3/8)</desc>
<title>UK Border Force</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>A rib-tickling collection of the series' most memorable madcap moments. Narrated by the suitably irreverent Justin Lee Collins. New.</desc>
<title>Best Of Oops TV</title>
<end>1400</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Join The Office's Lucy Davis for an exclusive behind the scenes look at the raucous yet relatable family sitcom. Meet the cast and find out what happens when the cameras stop rolling!</desc>
<title>The Middle: Access All Areas</title>
<end>1430</end>
<start>1400</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Valentine's Day</subtitle>
<desc>It's February 14th and, with the kids away, Frankie and Mike look forward to a night of wooing. But their romantic plans are soon nipped in the bud... (S1, ep 15)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1430</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Math Class</subtitle>
<desc>While Frankie clashes with Ms Rinsky, Axl and Sue are forced to spend some quality time with Aunt Edie. Everybody Loves Raymond's Doris Roberts guests. (S2, ep 17)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1530</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Spring Cleaning</subtitle>
<desc>After rummaging through 20 years of junk that's accumulated throughout the house, the Hecks discover that some things are best left buried and forgotten. (S2, ep 18)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1600</end>
<start>1530</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Legacy</subtitle>
<desc>Mike forbids Axl from playing in the last basketball game of the season, but is he doing it for the right reasons? Plus, Sue inexplicably picks up a trophy. (S2, ep 19)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1630</end>
<start>1600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Royal Wedding</subtitle>
<desc>Frankie demonstrates that you don't need an invite to enjoy the Royal nuptials and, a tad obsessed, gets carried away in commemorating the occasion. (S2, ep 20)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Mother's Day II</subtitle>
<desc>Mike and the kids think they've come up with the perfect gift: a day that Frankie can spend to herself. But sometimes even the best intentions backfire... (S2, ep 21)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1730</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Prom</subtitle>
<desc>When Axl accidentally text-invites the wrong girl to prom, Frankie and Mike force him to do the right thing. Meanwhile, Brick proves to be quite the playwright. (S2, ep 22)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1800</end>
<start>1730</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Bridge</subtitle>
<desc>The Heck kids are having a hard time of it in this penultimate fix. While Brick tries to overcome his fear of bridges, Axl is pitted against his arch-rival. (S2, ep 23)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1830</end>
<start>1800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Back To Summer</subtitle>
<desc>The Hecks up sticks from our screens as season two comes to an end. Frankie congratulates herself on surviving another school year, but bad news awaits... (S2, ep 24)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1830</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>New &amp; Exclusive. Baby On Board: Fingers crossed for a happy ending in this third season finale as Mitch and Cam call on Gloria for their latest attempt to adopt another child. (S3, ep 24)</desc>
<title>Modern Family</title>
<end>1930</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Wedding</subtitle>
<desc>Season three concludes with a wedding at the Hecks', although the family don't seem to know much about it. Plus, Axl starts his own business. (S3, ep 24) New.</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>2000</end>
<start>1930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>A Clockwork Origin</subtitle>
<desc>Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) New.</desc>
<title>Futurama</title>
<end>2030</end>
<start>2000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Prisoner Of Benda</subtitle>
<desc>A revolutionary invention allows Fry, Leela, Bender and co to exchange minds, causing all kinds of comedy chaos... (S7, ep 10) New.</desc>
<title>Futurama</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>New &amp; Exclusive</subtitle>
<desc>Referee James Corden and co are joined by snooker legend Ronnie O'Sullivan, whip-smart funnyman Jimmy Carr and telly favourite Christine Bleakley. (S5, ep 6)</desc>
<title>A League Of Their Own</title>
<end>2200</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Astronaut Mark Wahlberg incites gorilla warfare on a world where humans are enslaved by fearsome apes. Snarling sci-fi from director Tim Burton. Tim Roth co-stars. (2001)(115 mins)</desc>
<type>Film</type>
<title>Planet Of The Apes</title>
<end>0020</end>
<start>2200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Goodbye</subtitle>
<desc>Graduation arrives for the class of 2012 as Rachel, Finn, Santana, Kurt, Puck, Quinn, Mercedes and Mike bid farewell to the New Directions. Last in series. (S3, ep 22) New.</desc>
<title>Glee</title>
<end>0120</end>
<start>0020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii.</desc>
<title>Dog The Bounty Hunter</title>
<end>0150</end>
<start>0120</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<title>The Prisoner</title>
<end>0240</end>
<start>0150</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>...Forces. A look back at Chris Ryan's most memorable moments across the eye-opening series. (8/8)</desc>
<title>Armed And Dangerous: Ultimate...</title>
<end>0330</end>
<start>0240</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>As Fate Would Have It</subtitle>
<desc>When Maia makes one of her eerie predictions, the team scrambles to find a killer. And Lily's two families collide. Spookily good television.</desc>
<title>The 4400</title>
<end>0420</end>
<start>0330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>In The Garden</subtitle>
<desc>Find out how the humble BBQ can damage your health and get the insiders guide to the dangerous animals lurking in your herbaceous border. Think you're safe? Think again.</desc>
<title>So You Think You're Safe?</title>
<end>0510</end>
<start>0420</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Shane Richie hosts a celebrity edition of the sing-a-long show as Gareth Gates and David Gest warble for wads of cash for their chosen charities.</desc>
<title>All Star Don't Forget The Lyrics</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0510</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Dennis is charged with being a control freak by his daughter, who says his controlling ways are ruining her life.</desc>
<title>Guilty Half Hours</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
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