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<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Working for Caligula</subtitle>
<desc>In the first episode of season 4, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his cancelled wedding, and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0930</end>
<start>0900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Who's Vod Kanockers? Alan feels guilty when Charlie reveals that he was part of the reason that he split from Mia. Charlie and Alan must deal with a noisy neighbour.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1000</end>
<start>0930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The Sea is a Harsh Mistress: After a surfing accident, Charlie tells Alan that their deceased father appeared to him in his dreams with a request that Charlie finds hard to fulfil.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1030</end>
<start>1000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>A Pot Smoking Monkey</subtitle>
<desc>Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, having already lost the apartment and the car.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Golly Moses, She's A Muffin</subtitle>
<desc>Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a dry spell with women.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1130</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro</subtitle>
<desc>Charlie is dating Kandi's mother, Mandi. Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him and is staying with Judith, who brainwashed her against him.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1200</end>
<start>1130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>And the Plot Moistens</subtitle>
<desc>Jake's teacher calls Alan and Judith in to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Jake is forced into the school musical, Charlie helps him prepare.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1230</end>
<start>1200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Just Once with Aunt Sophie</subtitle>
<desc>A cute girl from school invites Jake to a party, but Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with Jake offering his own words of wisdom on women.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Arguments for the Quickie</subtitle>
<desc>Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, is in town with her dance troupe and asks him to come to her performance, as she is after something from him: his sperm.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1330</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite: As Charlie and Mia's families meet things begin to fall apart and their forthcoming wedding throws up many life changing decisions for everyone.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1400</end>
<start>1330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Working for Caligula</subtitle>
<desc>In the first episode of season 4, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his cancelled wedding, and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1430</end>
<start>1400</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Who's Vod Kanockers? Alan feels guilty when Charlie reveals that he was part of the reason that he split from Mia. Charlie and Alan must deal with a noisy neighbour.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1430</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>No Sex Please We're Skittish</subtitle>
<desc>Roz makes a return to KACL because she hates her new job. However, Frasier views her return as a result of her feelings towards him.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1530</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>A Man, A Plan and a Gal</subtitle>
<desc>Daphne and Niles decided to have a special dinner to reveal Daphne's pregnancy. However, Frasier floundering relationship with Julia overshadows proceedings.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1600</end>
<start>1530</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Doctor is Out</subtitle>
<desc>Frasier thinks Roz's boyfriend is gay, so pursues him into a gay bar, wearing a pair of very snug shorts. Frasier is later outed live on air. Patrick Stewart cameo's.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1630</end>
<start>1600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Babysitter</subtitle>
<desc>When Frasier bumps into his old babysitter he invites her back to his flat to catch up, but his pursuit of romance is thwarted when she pays more attention to his dad...</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Placeholder</subtitle>
<desc>Roz convinces Frasier, who is waiting for Miss Right to come along, to lower his standards and go out for dinner with her friend Ann - but he soon wishes he hadn't ...</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1730</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>I'm Listening</subtitle>
<desc>Frasier overhears Ronee making a date with another man. He tells Martin who later finds out that Ronee thought their relationship was not exclusive.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1800</end>
<start>1730</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Maris Returns</subtitle>
<desc>Maris needs relationship advice from Niles. In an attempt to cover up their meeting, he throws Daphne a baby shower. Daphne finds out that Niles lied to her and is furious.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1830</end>
<start>1800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Murder Most Maris</subtitle>
<desc>Niles is questioned by police about a murder weapon. Daphne is angry when Maris continually calls Niles from jail. He finally tells her to back off a bit.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1830</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Guns 'N' Neuroses: Whilst in Seattle, Lilith bemoans her love life to a collegue. Later, the same colleague meets Frasier and thinks he would be ideal for Lilith...you get the picture.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>1930</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Seabee Jeebies</subtitle>
<desc>Frasier is jealous as the social elite of Seattle fawn over Niles and Daphne. He receives two award nominations but the ceremony turns into pandemonium.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>2000</end>
<start>1930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>High Holidays</subtitle>
<desc>Martin innocently intercepts a hash cake meant for Niles, who wants to make amends for his tame youth. Niles acts like he is high, but Martin truly is!</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>2030</end>
<start>2000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Frasier-Lite</subtitle>
<desc>Frasier and his co-workers compete in a weight loss charity event against a rival station. Frasier turns into a pound-shedding maniac, pushing his teammates to the edge.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>All About The Mormons</subtitle>
<desc>A new kid arrives in South Park, Gary, and his family are Mormons. Eric befriends him but becomes disillusioned about the Mormon story.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>2130</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Butt Out</subtitle>
<desc>The kids get caught smoking and the school goes up in flames. A radical anti-smoking group arrive in town and want to kill Cartman to prove that second hand smoking kills.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>2200</end>
<start>2130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Raisins</subtitle>
<desc>Stan gets dumped by Wendy and becomes a Goth to wallow in his pain.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>2230</end>
<start>2200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Good Times With Weapons</subtitle>
<desc>After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Butters.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>2300</end>
<start>2230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Freak Show</subtitle>
<desc>Carrie thinks men are all freaks, Miranda gives up on them altogether and Charlotte's new beau proves to have nothing much to offer beyond his one special talent.</desc>
<title>Sex And The City</title>
<end>2335</end>
<start>2300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>They Shoot Single People, Don't They?</subtitle>
<desc>When the ladies find themselves all without a relationship at the same time, they discuss the world of singlehood.</desc>
<title>Sex And The City</title>
<end>0010</end>
<start>2335</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Four Women and a Funeral</subtitle>
<desc>Carrie tries to win back Big after realising that life is too short, while Samantha is exiled from Manhattan after committing an indiscretion.</desc>
<title>Sex And The City</title>
<end>0045</end>
<start>0010</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Cheating Curve</subtitle>
<desc>Carrie gets back with Mr Big and has trouble telling the girls. Miranda tries to compete with porn and Charlotte's in awe of the &quot;powerful lesbians&quot;.</desc>
<title>Sex And The City</title>
<end>0120</end>
<start>0045</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The best live performances of impossibly popular stand-up comedian and Comedy Central favourite Lee Evans, in one hilarious, sweat-filled, energetic show.</desc>
<title>Lee Evans: The Ultimate Experience</title>
<end>0305</end>
<start>0120</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Passion of the Jew</subtitle>
<desc>After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle, whilst a crazed Mel Gibson chases Stan and Kenny back to town after they demand a refund.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0330</end>
<start>0305</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>You Got ****** in the ***: The boys get 'served' by some kids from the O.C. so now 'it's on'! Stan puts together an unlikely dance troupe who must defend themselves in a dance-off.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0355</end>
<start>0330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Jeffersons</subtitle>
<desc>A new family arrive in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who?</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0420</end>
<start>0355</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Placeholder</subtitle>
<desc>Roz convinces Frasier, who is waiting for Miss Right to come along, to lower his standards and go out for dinner with her friend Ann - but he soon wishes he hadn't ...</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>0445</end>
<start>0420</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>I'm Listening</subtitle>
<desc>Frasier overhears Ronee making a date with another man. He tells Martin who later finds out that Ronee thought their relationship was not exclusive.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>0510</end>
<start>0445</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Maris Returns</subtitle>
<desc>Maris needs relationship advice from Niles. In an attempt to cover up their meeting, he throws Daphne a baby shower. Daphne finds out that Niles lied to her and is furious.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>0535</end>
<start>0510</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Murder Most Maris</subtitle>
<desc>Niles is questioned by police about a murder weapon. Daphne is angry when Maris continually calls Niles from jail. He finally tells her to back off a bit.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0535</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
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