Teleshopping. 0800 0600 The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. 0830 0800 The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. 0900 0830 The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. 0930 0900 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies: Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft after Joey brags of writing his own lines in an interview. 1000 0930 The One Where Eddie Won't Go Chandler demands that his bizarre new roommate, Eddie, move out, but he doesn't seem to get the message. 1030 1000 The One With The Ballroom Dancing Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. 1100 1030 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Meanwhile, Monica conjures a scheme to establish authority at her new restaurant job. 1130 1100 The One With The Joke Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke. 1200 1130 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. 1230 1200 The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. 1300 1230 The One With the Male Nanny Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". 1340 1300 The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). 1405 1340 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Brand new and exclusive. When Jake and Eldritch graduate it's time to step out into the big, bad world... how long before it all goes terribly wrong? Season finale. 1435 1405 The Dress Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. 1500 1435 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. 1530 1500 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. 1600 1530 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. 1630 1600 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. 1700 1630 The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. 1730 1700 The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. 1800 1730 The One Where Paul's The Man While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. 1830 1800 The One With The Ring Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. 1900 1830 The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. 1930 1900 The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). 2000 1930 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Brand new and exclusive. When Jake and Eldritch graduate it's time to step out into the big, bad world... how long before it all goes terribly wrong? Season finale. 2030 2000 The Dress Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. 2100 2030 'Live & Laughing' is the mesmerising first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. His energy, charm and pinpoint observations leave the full house in raptures. 2220 2100 The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. 2250 2220 The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. 2320 2250 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Brand new and exclusive. When Jake and Eldritch graduate it's time to step out into the big, bad world... how long before it all goes terribly wrong? Season finale. 2350 2320 The Dress Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. 0020 2350 Good Times With Weapons After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors, with dire consequences for poor Butters. 0050 0020 Up The Down Steroid It's the South Park 'Special Olympics' and Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's disabled, so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming event. 0120 0050 The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle, whilst a crazed Mel Gibson chases Stan and Kenny back to town after they demand a refund. 0150 0120 It's Christmas In Canada Kyle's adopted brother Ike is taken back to Canada by his birth parents as the new Canadian Prime Minister has decreed that all children adopted from Canada must be returned. 0220 0150 Round One to The Hot Crazy Chick Jenna Elfman guest stars in this two part special. Charlie and Alan meet Frankie, a crazy but sexy young lady, and compete for her attention. 0250 0220 That was Saliva Alan Part two of the two-part special, guest starring Jenna Elfman. Charlie and Alan are both attracted to Frankie, who reveals a big secret to the brothers. 0320 0250 Dark Meet After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They decide to consult Arthur. 0345 0320 Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents. 0410 0345 Robert's Wedding Robert and Amy are getting wedding day jitters which are spurred on by Marie's reservations over the whole thing. 0435 0410 Fun with Debra When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to Ray that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together. 0500 0435 Teleshopping. 0600 0500 Teleshopping. 0800 0600