Ripping out hairs: where's most painful? Which household object makes the best armour? Why isn't it a good idea to fill your kettle with combustible solvents? 0700 0600 Descent Trapped on a Goa'uld mothership at the bottom of the ocean by Anubis, the SG1 team discover the craft is on self-destruct and that they only have 17 minutes to get out. 0800 0700 Frozen When O'Neill contracts a virus from a mysterious female found frozen in the ice, it becomes clear that his only hope of survival is to accept a symbiote from the To'kra. 0900 0800 Nightwalkers SG-1 investigates a sleepy town on the Oregon coast whose inhabitants harbour a dark secret - the zombie-like townspeople turn out to be their worst nightmare. 1000 0900 Abyss Michael Shanks returns for a gripping episode which sees Colonel O'Neill tortured to death and repeatedly revived by an evil System Lord. 1100 1000 Shadow Play Jonas convinces the Pentagon that a sinister plot is afoot on his home planet and that only an SG-1 away mission can save his people. 1200 1100 WWE Superstars brings you matches involving wrestlers from both Raw and Smackdown. See all your favourite WWE stars in action, including John Cena, Rey Mysterio and The Undertaker. 1300 1200 The observational documentary series continues. At Heathrow Terminal 3, officers stop a student from entering the UK, while the team in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants. (2/8) 1400 1300 Series following sniffer dog teams at the UK's ports and airports, as they come face-to-face with smugglers, bootleggers and angry passengers in their fight to control our borders. 1430 1400 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1530 1430 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1600 1530 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1700 1600 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1730 1700 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1800 1730 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1830 1800 Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii. 1900 1830 The Wedding Season three concludes with a wedding at the Hecks', although the family don't seem to know much about it. Plus, Axl starts his own business. (S3, ep 24) New. 1930 1900 New & Exclusive. Baby On Board: Fingers crossed for a happy ending in this third season finale as Mitch and Cam call on Gloria for their latest attempt to adopt another child. (S3, ep 24) 2000 1930 The Late Philip J. Fry: The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew even further into the future. Problems, of course, arise... (S7, ep 7) 2030 2000 That Darn Katz! Moggy mayhem awaits when the Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats! Can Fry and co prevent the planet being turned into a really big litter tray? (S7, ep 8) 2100 2030 Trans-Siberian Express The next 'thing to do' for Karl to, er, do is a trip aboard the Trans-Siberian Express. Surprises are in store... Very strong language from the outset. (2/8) 2200 2100 New & Exclusive. Music Of The Spheres: It's Jake who makes a connection this week, forming a bond with another mute boy. News comes to light about one of Teller's patients too. (S1, ep 9) 2300 2200 Touch Of Death Time is running out in the last of a two-parter. As the terrorist threat intensifies, Hawaii Five-0's Danno and Chin-Ho team up with their comrades in LA. (S3, ep 21) New. 0000 2300 An unflinching look at life on the beat as cameras follow Britain's police while they crack down on crime. (S4, ep 1) 0030 0000 An unflinching look at life on the beat as cameras follow Britain's police cracking down on crime. (S4, ep 2) 0100 0030 Celebrities find themselves behind bars and experience life in the world's harshest prisons. Olympic hero Linford Christie heads to Belize and is concerned about the lack of security. 0150 0100 Britain's bravest heroes are on the frontline of a very different battle. In this uplifting documentary, injured service personnel scale the Everest region of the Himalayas. (2/2) 0240 0150 ...Forces. Sri Lanka: Chris Ryan joins some of the toughest and most sophisticated police forces in the world as they combat crime. This week, he finds himself in Sri Lanka. (7/8) 0330 0240 Suffer The Children After a 30-year absence, a returnee teacher can now bring out amazing talent in her pupils. But some of the parents are wary, and launch a hate campaign. 0420 0330 On Holiday Eye-opening series revealing the hidden perils of life. Planning a relaxing break? Then arm yourself with all the knowledge you'll need to stay fit and healthy on hols. 0510 0420 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0600 0510 Jon Tickle does the science of wee; Richard Hammond goes to the dogs; we play darts while being electrocuted and caravan golf reaches a gripping climax. A mighty series finale. 0700 0600