Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600 The England football team pass through the airport on their way to the World Cup in Germany, but a fire alarm evacuation means some passengers miss their flights. (Part 9 of 9) 0730 0700 The popular airport series returns and already an old lady has gone missing in the terminal. Elsewhere, a trip to France turns out to be an epic saga for one group of passengers. (1/9) 0800 0730 Solitudes A Stargate malfunction leaves O'Neill and Carter stranded in an icy crevasse on an unknown planet. 0900 0800 Tin Man A strange man implants the consciousness of the SG-1 team into robots. 1000 0900 The Taxman Cometh Lupo and Bernard investigate when a young heiress dies of a suspected drug overdose. However, all is not as it seems... (S20, ep 20) Also in HD New. 1100 1000 Immortal When a man is stabbed to death, Lupo and Bernard investigate and end up uncovering a decades-old medical scandal. (S20, ep 21) Also in HD New. 1200 1100 Roma and Ronnie can't believe their eyes when a Slough driver blows the highest reading they've ever seen on a breathalyser and Chris busts an innovative supermarket thief. 1300 1200 Series venturing behind the scenes at some of Australia's busiest emergency wards where, for staff, horrific scenes, tragedy and life-or-death decisions are all in a day's work. New. 1330 1300 Series venturing behind the scenes at some of Australia's busiest emergency wards where, for staff, horrific scenes, tragedy and life-or-death decisions are all in a day's work. 1400 1330 Fifty Fifty Tom and Diana race to stop Jordan Collier, whose plan to save the future could throw the world into chaos. Explosive season finale of this eerie drama. Also in HD 1500 1400 Daniel Jackson is pulled into an alternative reality where he sees Earth being invaded by the Goa'uld. 1600 1500 Politics A powerful US Senator vows to shut down the Stargate project despite Daniel Jackson's warnings of an imminent Goa'uld invasion. 1700 1600 Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences Fry and co console alien leader Lrrr, who, after a bungled invasion of Earth, is caught in the throes of a mid-life crisis. (S7, ep 11) Also in HD New. 1730 1700 The Mutants Are Revolting Leela's sent underground for being a mutant, though she's not the kind of intergalactic gal to take things lying down... (S7, ep 12) Also in HD New. 1800 1730 ...Inside The Actors Studio. James Lipton welcomes the adult cast of Emmy-winning comedy Modern Family into the Actors Studio to discuss their hit show. Also in HD 1900 1800 All Singing, All Dancing A compilation of musical highlights from past episodes. 1930 1900 The Wedding Season three concludes with a wedding at the Hecks', although the family don't seem to know much about it. Plus, Axl starts his own business. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD New. 2000 1930 New & Exclusive. Baby On Board: Fingers crossed for a happy ending in this third season finale as Mitch and Cam call on Gloria for their latest attempt to adopt another child. (S3, ep 24) Also in HD 2030 2000 The Scorpion's Tale When Lisa discovers wild flowers with special, happy powers, Bart hatches a money-making scheme. Iconoclastic director Werner Herzog guests. (S22, ep 15) Also in HD 2100 2030 New & Exclusive Referee James Corden and co are joined by snooker legend Ronnie O'Sullivan, whip-smart funnyman Jimmy Carr and telly favourite Christine Bleakley. (S5, ep 6) Also in HD 2200 2100 Goodbye Graduation arrives for the class of 2012 as Rachel, Finn, Santana, Kurt, Puck, Quinn, Mercedes and Mike bid farewell to the New Directions. Last in series. (S3, ep 22) Also in HD New. 2300 2200 Trans-Siberian Express The next 'thing to do' for Karl to, er, do is a trip aboard the Trans-Siberian Express. Surprises are in store... Very strong language from the outset. (2/8) Also in HD 0000 2300 The Road Wars cops are back with a new series, highlighting the fast thinking and hard work it takes to police the front line of crime in the UK. Strong language. Also in HD 0100 0000 The England football team pass through the airport on their way to the World Cup in Germany, but a fire alarm evacuation means some passengers miss their flights. (Part 9 of 9) 0130 0100 The popular airport series returns and already an old lady has gone missing in the terminal. Elsewhere, a trip to France turns out to be an epic saga for one group of passengers. (1/9) 0200 0130 Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of the Met Police, including the robbery and drug squads and uniformed response unit, in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. 0255 0200 There's trouble in paradise as cameras follow Caribbean police officers tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists. (6/7) 0345 0255 ...Self Inflicted Injuries. In a countdown of both gruesome and utterly ridiculous mishaps, a thief blows himself up with the petrol he is trying to steal. Stomach-churning stuff. 0435 0345 A Germ Of A Story The Chances break out the bleach and embark on a cleaning frenzy, only to stumble upon a surprising secret that has kept them healthy all these years. (S1, ep 13) Also in HD 0505 0435 Can tonight's contestant, fireman Jim, hit the right notes and take home the £250,000 jackpot? Shane Richie presents the all-singing show as he tests the public's lyrical knowledge. Also in HD 0600 0505 Get your foam fingers ready for finale night. In the battle of all battles, which of the Contenders will leave their rivals biting the dust to bathe in Gladiators glory? Also in HD 0700 0600