Teleshopping. 0900 0600 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast Frasier unintentionally unleashes a series of double entendres when he discovers that a neighbour has spent the night with Martin. 0930 0900 Can't Buy Me Love Frasier takes part in a celebrity bachelor auction, and finds himself at the mercy of a beautiful model who is an admirer of his radio show. 1000 0930 Angry Sex When Debra and Marie have a big fight, Ray is struck with worry when he thinks Debra's anger will cause her to forget about their sex that night. 1030 1000 P.T. & A: After being chided for wearing a shoddy shirt and getting stains on it, Ray lies and tells Debra that members of the PTA called her outfit "trampy". 1100 1030 Party Favour Doug's cousin Danny has no best man for his marriage, so Doug reluctantly fills in and arranges a bachelor party. Though Danny doesn't seem to have many friends who want to come. 1130 1100 Block Buster It's Doug's high school football reunion and he boasts about his famous block. But everyone besides him remembers his now handicapped ex-team mate making the block. 1200 1130 Requiem For A Lightweight Trapper and Hawkeye become embroiled in a boxing challenge to ensure that an attractive new nurse remains in the camp. But they don't intend to win fairly... 1230 1200 Chief Surgeon Who? When Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Colonel Blake's head and protest the decision to a General. 1300 1230 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast Frasier unintentionally unleashes a series of double entendres when he discovers that a neighbour has spent the night with Martin. 1330 1300 Can't Buy Me Love Frasier takes part in a celebrity bachelor auction, and finds himself at the mercy of a beautiful model who is an admirer of his radio show. 1400 1330 Angry Sex When Debra and Marie have a big fight, Ray is struck with worry when he thinks Debra's anger will cause her to forget about their sex that night. 1430 1400 P.T. & A: After being chided for wearing a shoddy shirt and getting stains on it, Ray lies and tells Debra that members of the PTA called her outfit "trampy". 1500 1430 Party Favour Doug's cousin Danny has no best man for his marriage, so Doug reluctantly fills in and arranges a bachelor party. Though Danny doesn't seem to have many friends who want to come. 1530 1500 Block Buster It's Doug's high school football reunion and he boasts about his famous block. But everyone besides him remembers his now handicapped ex-team mate making the block. 1600 1530 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast Frasier unintentionally unleashes a series of double entendres when he discovers that a neighbour has spent the night with Martin. 1630 1600 Can't Buy Me Love Frasier takes part in a celebrity bachelor auction, and finds himself at the mercy of a beautiful model who is an admirer of his radio show. 1700 1630 The Devil And Dr. Phil: Frasier is envious of the celebrity status of his old pal Dr. Phil McGraw, and is suprised to learn that his old agent, Bebe Glazer, is now his friends agent. 1730 1700 Fathers And Sons The former research assistant of Frasier and Niles' mother comes to visit - and seems to resemble Frasier and Niles to a suspicious degree. 1800 1730 Requiem For A Lightweight Trapper and Hawkeye become embroiled in a boxing challenge to ensure that an attractive new nurse remains in the camp. But they don't intend to win fairly... 1830 1800 Chief Surgeon Who? When Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Colonel Blake's head and protest the decision to a General. 1900 1830 The Moose Hawkeye is outraged when a visiting sergeant has a young Korean woman as his personal slave. Hawkeye sets out to release the woman from Baker with surprising results. 1930 1900 Yankee Doodle Doctor The 4077th is chosen as the site for a documentary featuring false heroics about MASH's in Korea. After destroying the film, Hawkeye and Trapper make their own. 2000 1930 Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast Frasier unintentionally unleashes a series of double entendres when he discovers that a neighbour has spent the night with Martin. 2030 2000 Can't Buy Me Love Frasier takes part in a celebrity bachelor auction, and finds himself at the mercy of a beautiful model who is an admirer of his radio show. 2100 2030 Goobacks South Park is swamped by workers from the future, who take all the jobs for less pay. The men of South Park go to curious lengths to stop them. "They took our jobs!" 2130 2100 Douche and Turd When PETA destroy the South Park mascot, ideas for a replacement divide the school. Stan is threatened by P Diddy and banished from town for refusing to vote. 2200 2130 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a dry spell with women. 2230 2200 Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro Charlie is dating Kandi's mother, Mandi. Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him and is staying with Judith, who brainwashed her against him. 2300 2230 And the Plot Moistens Jake's teacher calls Alan and Judith in to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Jake is forced into the school musical, Charlie helps him prepare. 2330 2300 Just Once with Aunt Sophie A cute girl from school invites Jake to a party, but Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with Jake offering his own words of wisdom on women. 0000 2330 Arguments for the Quickie Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, is in town with her dance troupe and asks him to come to her performance, as she is after something from him: his sperm. 0030 0000 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite: As Charlie and Mia's families meet things begin to fall apart and their forthcoming wedding throws up many life changing decisions for everyone. 0100 0030 Made exclusively for Comedy Central. More of the best bits from the series as our Grouchies look back grimly on their early years, watching porn, and Brits abroad. Robert Webb narrates. 0130 0100 Hidden camera sketch showing starring Olivia Lee. Door B***h gets cheesed off at a Farmer's Market, Elaine Caine meets Loose Woman Terri Dwyer & Miss Single tries to have a golf lesson. 0200 0130 Drugs are found in the locker of a girl at a private school. In an appeal against her expulsion, she claims they have been planted by her socialite classmates. 0235 0200 ...At The London Palladium. Jack Dee delivers a stellar performance from the world famous London Palladium. 0350 0235 Douche and Turd When PETA destroy the South Park mascot, ideas for a replacement divide the school. Stan is threatened by P Diddy and banished from town for refusing to vote. 0415 0350 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0420 0415 The Moose Hawkeye is outraged when a visiting sergeant has a young Korean woman as his personal slave. Hawkeye sets out to release the woman from Baker with surprising results. 0445 0420 Yankee Doodle Doctor The 4077th is chosen as the site for a documentary featuring false heroics about MASH's in Korea. After destroying the film, Hawkeye and Trapper make their own. 0510 0445 Party Favour Doug's cousin Danny has no best man for his marriage, so Doug reluctantly fills in and arranges a bachelor party. Though Danny doesn't seem to have many friends who want to come. 0535 0510 Block Buster It's Doug's high school football reunion and he boasts about his famous block. But everyone besides him remembers his now handicapped ex-team mate making the block. 0600 0535 Teleshopping. 0900 0600