Teleshopping. 0800 0600 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress: After a surfing accident, Charlie tells Alan that their deceased father appeared to him in his dreams with a request that Charlie finds hard to fulfil. 0830 0800 A Pot Smoking Monkey Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, having already lost the apartment and the car. 0900 0830 The One With the Home Study Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". 0930 0900 The One With the Late Thanksgiving Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. 1000 0930 The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Texas to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. 1030 1000 The One Where Chandler Gets Caught Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the surburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. 1100 1030 Gumby With a Pokey Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is given prescription marijuana to cope with his insomnia, and is then haunted by the ghosts of past girlfriends. 1130 1100 This Is Not Gonna End Well Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie loses his driving license so Jake has to drive him around. Meanwhile, Alan goes to Chelsea's birthday party. 1200 1130 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. 1230 1200 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. 1300 1230 My Hero J.D. and Dr. Cox react differently to the news of Ben's (Brendan Fraser) illness. Turk suffers a blow to his ego when he learns that he is the number two surgical intern. 1330 1300 My Last Day The interns are a day away from becoming fully-fledged residents. They should all be excited but devastating revelations from Jordan ruin the occasion. Season 1 finale. 1400 1330 The Sea is a Harsh Mistress: After a surfing accident, Charlie tells Alan that their deceased father appeared to him in his dreams with a request that Charlie finds hard to fulfil. 1430 1400 A Pot Smoking Monkey Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared, having already lost the apartment and the car. 1500 1430 Gumby With a Pokey Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is given prescription marijuana to cope with his insomnia, and is then haunted by the ghosts of past girlfriends. 1530 1500 This Is Not Gonna End Well Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie loses his driving license so Jake has to drive him around. Meanwhile, Alan goes to Chelsea's birthday party. 1600 1530 My Hero J.D. and Dr. Cox react differently to the news of Ben's (Brendan Fraser) illness. Turk suffers a blow to his ego when he learns that he is the number two surgical intern. 1630 1600 My Last Day The interns are a day away from becoming fully-fledged residents. They should all be excited but devastating revelations from Jordan ruin the occasion. Season 1 finale. 1700 1630 The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. 1730 1700 The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). 1800 1730 Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave Exclusive to Comedy Central. Jake's new friend Eldridge proves to be a bad influence when he makes Jake steal beer from Charlie. 1830 1800 I Called Him Magoo Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey, but things just aren't going as planned. 1900 1830 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Brand new and exclusive Two and a Half Men, starring Ashton Kutcher. 1930 1900 The Dress Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. 2000 1930 The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. 2030 2000 The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). 2100 2030 The One With Monica's Thunder Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. 2130 2100 The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. 2200 2130 Butterballs With bullying reaching epidemic proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video for the school - but will this help Butters deal with his unusual source of terror? 2230 2200 Leap Day Brand new and exclusive. Liz is perplexed by never having heard of Leap Day Williams but her days get a whole lot stranger when she bumps into an old college friend. Jim Carrey guest stars. 2300 2230 Jo Brand joins Jack Dee tonight to offer her views on everything from Trinny and Susannah to Big Brother. Meanwhile, Jack recalls a traumatic experience in Disneyland. 0000 2300 Butterballs With bullying reaching epidemic proportions in America, Stan volunteers to make an anti-bullying video for the school - but will this help Butters deal with his unusual source of terror? 0030 0000 Leap Day Brand new and exclusive. Liz is perplexed by never having heard of Leap Day Williams but her days get a whole lot stranger when she bumps into an old college friend. Jim Carrey guest stars. 0100 0030 Jo Brand joins Jack Dee tonight to offer her views on everything from Trinny and Susannah to Big Brother. Meanwhile, Jack recalls a traumatic experience in Disneyland. 0200 0100 Gumby With a Pokey Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is given prescription marijuana to cope with his insomnia, and is then haunted by the ghosts of past girlfriends. 0230 0200 This Is Not Gonna End Well Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie loses his driving license so Jake has to drive him around. Meanwhile, Alan goes to Chelsea's birthday party. 0255 0230 Dark Meet After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They decide to consult Arthur. 0320 0255 Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents. 0345 0320 Taking Liberties Frasier hires an English butler to replace Daphne, whilst Niles is pushed too far by Mel at Frasier's party and reveals the façade that is their marriage. 0410 0345 Who's Next Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. 0435 0410 The Shower Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. 0500 0435 Teleshopping. 0600 0500 Teleshopping. 0800 0600