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<desc>Carla Lane's long-running sitcom about a family of loveable rogues. Here, there's trouble for Shifty, problems for Joey, Billy and Mrs Boswell, but good news for Aveline and Oswald.</desc>
<title>Bread</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Good Little Girls Should Be In Bed</subtitle>
<desc>Classic laughs, sometimes even at the fashions, in the 1970s sitcom about the antics of two Liverpudlian girls. Beryl has an older man in her life.</desc>
<title>The Liver Birds</title>
<end>0700</end>
<start>0630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Dream</subtitle>
<desc>First series of the classic sitcom starring Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques as rather unlikely siblings. Here, Eric fakes an illness after falling in love with his doctor.</desc>
<title>Sykes</title>
<end>0745</end>
<start>0700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>New Generations</subtitle>
<desc>Leisure centre sitcom. Brittas realises that Carole's expanding girth may be due to her pregnancy. He promises her all his support but bargains without a runaway cow.</desc>
<title>The Brittas Empire</title>
<end>0825</end>
<start>0745</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>More Liverpudlian larks in Carla Lane's popular 1980s sitcom. Jack has hit the bottle. Meanwhile, Freddie is torn between his loyal wife and the passionate Lilo Lill.</desc>
<title>Bread</title>
<end>0905</end>
<start>0825</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Birds on Strike</subtitle>
<desc>More laughs with the two Liverpudlian lasses in Carla Lane's 1970s sitcom. Beryl pretends that she has tonsilitis so she can take the day off work and go on a date.</desc>
<title>The Liver Birds</title>
<end>0945</end>
<start>0905</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Marriage</subtitle>
<desc>Brilliant 1970s sitcom from the man who helped Spike Milligan write The Goons. Hattie peruses classified ads in an attempt to find a partner. Will Eric thwart her efforts?</desc>
<title>Sykes</title>
<end>1020</end>
<start>0945</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Two of the nation's favourite actors together in the romantic sitcom. Alistair won't take no for an answer in his pursuit of Jean. Judith, on the other hand, is after Lionel.</desc>
<title>As Time Goes By</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Imagine living next door to the snobbish, upwardly mobile Hyacinth Bucket. She spies a strange man at Elizabeth's who has clearly spent the night there. Well, obviously!</desc>
<title>Keeping Up Appearances</title>
<end>1140</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Glory Hole</subtitle>
<desc>The comedy that seems set to live forever. Foggy's taken to pretending he's in a wartime foxhole. Then he ropes Compo and Clegg into reconstructing a battle scene.</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1220</end>
<start>1140</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Where There's Smoke There's Barbecue</subtitle>
<desc>Compo, Clegg and Foggy get excited about a portable gas barbecue, but have some difficulty mastering the gas pressure valve. Take cover!</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1220</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Break In</subtitle>
<desc>The corner shop comedy with a dream team cast of Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large guard dog.</desc>
<title>Open All Hours</title>
<end>1340</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Desperate Hours</subtitle>
<desc>One of the best remembered episodes of the classic comedy about rag-and-bone men. Leonard Rossiter is one of the misguided convicts who hold the Steptoes hostage.</desc>
<title>Steptoe and Son</title>
<end>1425</end>
<start>1340</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Going Sour</subtitle>
<desc>Follow-up to prison sitcom `Porridge' with ex-con Norman Stanley Fletcher avoiding a life of crime. Fletch meets a runaway teenage girl and gives her his wisdom.</desc>
<title>Going Straight</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1425</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Wanted</subtitle>
<desc>Rodney's kindly nature gets him into trouble when he goes to help a drunken woman who thanks him by screaming 'Rape'! Rodders panics, and legs it - then goes into hiding.</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses</title>
<end>1540</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Who's a Pretty Boy?</subtitle>
<desc>TV gold with those ducking and diving brothers from Peckham. The Trotters embark on a decorating venture, only to find they get the bird.</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses</title>
<end>1620</end>
<start>1540</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Two of the nation's favourite actors together in the romantic sitcom. Alistair won't take no for an answer in his pursuit of Jean. Judith, on the other hand, is after Lionel.</desc>
<title>As Time Goes By</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1620</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Imagine living next door to the snobbish, upwardly mobile Hyacinth Bucket. She spies a strange man at Elizabeth's who has clearly spent the night there. Well, obviously!</desc>
<title>Keeping Up Appearances</title>
<end>1740</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Glory Hole</subtitle>
<desc>The comedy that seems set to live forever. Foggy's taken to pretending he's in a wartime foxhole. Then he ropes Compo and Clegg into reconstructing a battle scene.</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1820</end>
<start>1740</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Where There's Smoke There's Barbecue</subtitle>
<desc>Compo, Clegg and Foggy get excited about a portable gas barbecue, but have some difficulty mastering the gas pressure valve. Take cover!</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1820</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Break In</subtitle>
<desc>The corner shop comedy with a dream team cast of Ronnie Barker and David Jason. Arkwright takes action when his corner shop is broken into and employs a large guard dog.</desc>
<title>Open All Hours</title>
<end>1940</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Desperate Hours</subtitle>
<desc>One of the best remembered episodes of the classic comedy about rag-and-bone men. Leonard Rossiter is one of the misguided convicts who hold the Steptoes hostage.</desc>
<title>Steptoe and Son</title>
<end>2020</end>
<start>1940</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The third series of the much-loved sitcom starts here! Gavin begins his new job, and Stacey is thrilled to be at home. Everyone meets up at the weekend for baby Neil's christening.</desc>
<title>Gavin &amp; Stacey</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>...Special. Thicker than Water: What kind of drinks would Del conjure up at Christmas? Find out in South London's finest comedy. The Trotters' long lost dad Reg turns up after 18 years away.</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses Christmas...</title>
<end>2140</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Happy Returns</subtitle>
<desc>A new spark in Rodney's life rekindles an old flame of Del's when Rodders starts dating a girl at the newsagents. But could there be a family connection?</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses</title>
<end>2220</end>
<start>2140</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Wedding Day</subtitle>
<desc>Comedy gold. No TV for the Royles this morning, but it's on of course. It's the morning of the wedding, and Denise is not the only one whose nerves are bad. Where's Jim?</desc>
<title>The Royle Family</title>
<end>2300</end>
<start>2220</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Another date with James Corden and friends in the third series of the hit sitcom. Stacey is trying for a new job whilst ensuring Gavin sticks to his recent promise.</desc>
<title>Gavin &amp; Stacey</title>
<end>2340</end>
<start>2300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Smoke Screen</subtitle>
<desc>Jim Hacker threatens to deter people from smoking by threatening them with tax rises. In reality, it's just a ploy to get the Treasury to support his tax cuts.</desc>
<title>Yes, Prime Minister</title>
<end>0020</end>
<start>2340</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Going Sour</subtitle>
<desc>Follow-up to prison sitcom `Porridge' with ex-con Norman Stanley Fletcher avoiding a life of crime. Fletch meets a runaway teenage girl and gives her his wisdom.</desc>
<title>Going Straight</title>
<end>0055</end>
<start>0020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Wedding Day</subtitle>
<desc>Comedy gold. No TV for the Royles this morning, but it's on of course. It's the morning of the wedding, and Denise is not the only one whose nerves are bad. Where's Jim?</desc>
<title>The Royle Family</title>
<end>0125</end>
<start>0055</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Smoke Screen</subtitle>
<desc>Jim Hacker threatens to deter people from smoking by threatening them with tax rises. In reality, it's just a ploy to get the Treasury to support his tax cuts.</desc>
<title>Yes, Prime Minister</title>
<end>0155</end>
<start>0125</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Award-winning political sitcom featuring the ever-so-slightly profane Malcolm Tucker. With the Prime Minister away at a summit in Spain, Malcolm is left at home to mind the shop.</desc>
<title>The Thick of It</title>
<end>0225</end>
<start>0155</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>New Generations</subtitle>
<desc>Leisure centre sitcom. Brittas realises that Carole's expanding girth may be due to her pregnancy. He promises her all his support but bargains without a runaway cow.</desc>
<title>The Brittas Empire</title>
<end>0300</end>
<start>0225</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Shopping from home.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>More Liverpudlian larks in Carla Lane's popular 1980s sitcom. Jack has hit the bottle. Meanwhile, Freddie is torn between his loyal wife and the passionate Lilo Lill.</desc>
<title>Bread</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
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