Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600 Luton Airport staff put on an exhibition for local villagers about the airport's expansion plans. However, they are met with decidedly unhappy reactions. (Part 7 of 9) 0730 0700 A convoy of contractors take over Luton Airport's airfield at night and must race against time to resurface the runway. Meanwhile, a rugby team liven up the departure lounge. (Part 8 of 9) 0800 0730 Cor-Ai Teal'c is put on trial by the son of a man he killed when he served the evil Goa'uld Apophis. 0900 0800 Enigma The SG-1 team rescues a group of highly advanced aliens from a collapsing world, but must risk court martial to prevent the aliens' technology from falling into the wrong hands. 1000 0900 Crashers Lupo and Bernard investigate when a young model who crashed a political event is discovered dead in an alley. (S20, ep 19) Also in HD New. 1100 1000 The Taxman Cometh Lupo and Bernard investigate when a young heiress dies of a suspected drug overdose. However, all is not as it seems... (S20, ep 20) Also in HD New. 1200 1100 Elite cops Rosie and Darren are at the centre of a dramatic manhunt through the back gardens of a posh estate, while Chris and Simon face a notorious drug addict in Milton Keynes. 1300 1200 There's Real Time Then There's Airline Time Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 17) 1330 1300 Oh What A Performance! Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 18) 1400 1330 Terrible Swift Sword The escape of a number of the Nova group from NTAC custody leads Tom & Diana to suspect a mysterious face from the past. Eerie drama. Also in HD 1500 1400 Solitudes A Stargate malfunction leaves O'Neill and Carter stranded in an icy crevasse on an unknown planet. 1600 1500 Tin Man A strange man implants the consciousness of the SG-1 team into robots. 1700 1600 A Clockwork Origin Expect results of the rib-tickling variety when the theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet populated by robots. (S7, ep 9) Also in HD New. 1730 1700 The Prisoner Of Benda A revolutionary invention allows Fry, Leela, Bender and co to exchange minds, causing all kinds of comedy chaos... (S7, ep 10) Also in HD New. 1800 1730 Siblings After spotting the perfect set of siblings, Frankie makes it her mission to mould her boisterous brood in their image. Mike contemplates firing Aunt Edie too. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 1830 1800 Thursday With Abie An ambitious journalist takes great interest in Grampa's life stories. But a suspicious Homer soon discovers that he'll do anything for a good story... (S21, ep 8) Also in HD 1900 1830 The Telling Frankie's all-seeing eyes in the back of her head spell bother for Sue and Axl. Meanwhile, a reluctant Mike is forced to attend parents' day at Brick's school. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD New. 1930 1900 New & Exclusive. Tableau Vivant: Alex is counting on her clan working together for a school art project but, as luck would have it, they're too busy arguing with one another. (S3, ep 23) Also in HD 2000 1930 Ahead of the last-ever episode of the award-winning medical drama, this special looks back at the seminal series and features interviews with the stars and producers of the show. Also in HD New. 2100 2000 Goodbye Graduation arrives for the class of 2012 as Rachel, Finn, Santana, Kurt, Puck, Quinn, Mercedes and Mike bid farewell to the New Directions. Last in series. (S3, ep 22) Also in HD New. 2200 2100 Everybody Dies While House treats a drug-addicted patient, a host of familiar faces return to Princeton Plainsboro. Last ever episode of the award-winning medical drama. (S8, ep 22) Also in HD New. 2300 2200 Ahead of the last-ever episode of the award-winning medical drama, this special looks back at the seminal series and features interviews with the stars and producers of the show. Also in HD New. 0000 2300 Sharing shifts with Cambridgeshire's police force, this documentary reveals what life on the beat is really like. Contains strong language and some distressing scenes. (6/10) Also in HD 0100 0000 Luton Airport staff put on an exhibition for local villagers about the airport's expansion plans. However, they are met with decidedly unhappy reactions. (Part 7 of 9) 0130 0100 A convoy of contractors take over Luton Airport's airfield at night and must race against time to resurface the runway. Meanwhile, a rugby team liven up the departure lounge. (Part 8 of 9) 0200 0130 Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of the Met Police, including the robbery and drug squads and uniformed response unit, in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. 0255 0200 There's trouble in paradise as cameras follow Caribbean police officers tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists. (5/7) 0345 0255 ...Stunt Disasters. A countdown of edge of the seat escapes, including incredible airshow disasters, and the bike jump that ended the career of stunt legend Eddie Kidd. 0435 0345 Follow extreme cleaning teams as they battle the smells, pests and hazards of the UK's drug dens, squats, fly-tipping sites and abandoned properties in their daily fight against grime. Also in HD 0505 0435 There's all to sing for tonight as Shane Richie invites another contestant to take to the stage and test their lyrical knowledge. But can they sing to the tune of the £250,000 jackpot? Also in HD 0600 0505 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600