Teleshopping. 0900 0600 Death Becomes Him When Martin's seemingly healthy doctor unexpectedly dies, a distraught Frasier has trouble dealing with it, and suddenly becomes obsessed with his own mortality. 0930 0900 Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street Frasier's Christmas spirit is dampened when he learns that his son Frederick will not be joining him for the holidays, so volunteers to work instead. 1000 0930 The Home Frank and Marie return from a trip down to a retirement home in New Jersey and they tell the family that they plan on moving there. 1030 1000 Not So Fast When Ray and Debra visit Frank and Marie's condo, they learn that the owners are going to kick them out, so they let Frank and Marie live with them. 1100 1030 Sparing Carrie Financial problems mean Doug's bowling team must either win their next game or lose their sponsor. Doug soon realizes Carrie is the problem so he removes her from the team. 1130 1100 Net Prophets Doug receives a Christmas bonus of $3,000 and Carrie eventually talks Doug into investing it in internet stocks. 1200 1130 The Pilot The camp tries to raise money for the local houseboy, Ho John, to attend school in states. They decide to raffle a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse. The winner? Father Mulcahy! 1230 1200 To Market, To Market After losing vital medical supplies to black marketeers, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal to get them back. However, its Henry who unwillingly makes the sacrifice. 1300 1230 Death Becomes Him When Martin's seemingly healthy doctor unexpectedly dies, a distraught Frasier has trouble dealing with it, and suddenly becomes obsessed with his own mortality. 1330 1300 Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street Frasier's Christmas spirit is dampened when he learns that his son Frederick will not be joining him for the holidays, so volunteers to work instead. 1400 1330 The Home Frank and Marie return from a trip down to a retirement home in New Jersey and they tell the family that they plan on moving there. 1430 1400 Not So Fast When Ray and Debra visit Frank and Marie's condo, they learn that the owners are going to kick them out, so they let Frank and Marie live with them. 1500 1430 Sparing Carrie Financial problems mean Doug's bowling team must either win their next game or lose their sponsor. Doug soon realizes Carrie is the problem so he removes her from the team. 1530 1500 Net Prophets Doug receives a Christmas bonus of $3,000 and Carrie eventually talks Doug into investing it in internet stocks. 1600 1530 Death Becomes Him When Martin's seemingly healthy doctor unexpectedly dies, a distraught Frasier has trouble dealing with it, and suddenly becomes obsessed with his own mortality. 1630 1600 Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street Frasier's Christmas spirit is dampened when he learns that his son Frederick will not be joining him for the holidays, so volunteers to work instead. 1700 1630 Some Assembly Required Frasier helps the KACL team build a house for charity. But typical Frasier takes things a stage further and tries to give residents advice on how to decorate it. 1730 1700 Farewell, Nervosa Frasier addresses the issue of his finances and is irritated by a folk singer who is disrupting the peace and quiet of Cafe Nervosa. 1800 1730 The Pilot The camp tries to raise money for the local houseboy, Ho John, to attend school in states. They decide to raffle a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse. The winner? Father Mulcahy! 1830 1800 To Market, To Market After losing vital medical supplies to black marketeers, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal to get them back. However, its Henry who unwillingly makes the sacrifice. 1900 1830 Requiem For A Lightweight Trapper and Hawkeye become embroiled in a boxing challenge to ensure that an attractive new nurse remains in the camp. But they don't intend to win fairly... 1930 1900 Chief Surgeon Who? When Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Colonel Blake's head and protest the decision to a General. 2000 1930 Death Becomes Him When Martin's seemingly healthy doctor unexpectedly dies, a distraught Frasier has trouble dealing with it, and suddenly becomes obsessed with his own mortality. 2030 2000 Miracle On Third Or Fourth Street Frasier's Christmas spirit is dampened when he learns that his son Frederick will not be joining him for the holidays, so volunteers to work instead. 2100 2030 Up The Down Steroid It's the South Park 'Special Olympics' and Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's disabled, so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming event. 2130 2100 The Passion of the Jew After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle, whilst a crazed Mel Gibson chases Stan and Kenny back to town after they demand a refund. 2200 2130 You Got ****** in the ***: The boys get 'served' by some kids from the O.C. so now 'it's on'! Stan puts together an unlikely dance troupe who must defend themselves in a dance-off. 2230 2200 The Jeffersons A new family arrive in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who? 2300 2230 Four Women and a Funeral Carrie tries to win back Big after realising that life is too short, while Samantha is exiled from Manhattan after committing an indiscretion. 2335 2300 The Cheating Curve Carrie gets back with Mr Big and has trouble telling the girls. Miranda tries to compete with porn and Charlotte's in awe of the "powerful lesbians". 0010 2335 Emmanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land Exclusive to Comedy Central. Unable to find a fresh date, Liz turns desperately to her old boyfriends. Tracy continues his journey to earn his EGOT. 0040 0010 I Do, Do Exclusive to Comedy Central. Liz questions fate when she meets her dream man. Jack's love triangle between high school love, Nancy, and CNBC anchor, Avery, comes to a head. 0110 0040 The best live performances of impossibly popular stand-up comedian and Comedy Central favourite Lee Evans, in one hilarious, sweat-filled, energetic show. 0255 0110 Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. 0330 0255 Analyzed Kiss A depressed Julia turns to Frasier for support after she and Avery break up, resulting in a unexpected moment of passion. Meanwhile, Roz goes for a job at a rival station. 0355 0330 The Jeffersons A new family arrive in South Park with a little boy called Blanket, a fairground in the garden and a dad with a penchant for singing and cosmetic surgery. Guess who? 0420 0355 Requiem For A Lightweight Trapper and Hawkeye become embroiled in a boxing challenge to ensure that an attractive new nurse remains in the camp. But they don't intend to win fairly... 0445 0420 Chief Surgeon Who? When Hawkeye is appointed Chief Surgeon over Frank Burns, Burns and Houlihan go over Colonel Blake's head and protest the decision to a General. 0510 0445 Sparing Carrie Financial problems mean Doug's bowling team must either win their next game or lose their sponsor. Doug soon realizes Carrie is the problem so he removes her from the team. 0535 0510 Net Prophets Doug receives a Christmas bonus of $3,000 and Carrie eventually talks Doug into investing it in internet stocks. 0600 0535 Teleshopping. 0900 0600