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  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0800</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Working for Caligula</subtitle>
<desc>In the first episode of season 4, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his cancelled wedding, and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0830</end>
<start>0800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Who's Vod Kanockers? Alan feels guilty when Charlie reveals that he was part of the reason that he split from Mia. Charlie and Alan must deal with a noisy neighbour.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0830</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits</subtitle>
<desc>Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>0930</end>
<start>0900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With Ross's Grant</subtitle>
<desc>Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear) reviews the applications.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1000</end>
<start>0930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With the Home Study</subtitle>
<desc>Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named &quot;Joey&quot;.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1030</end>
<start>1000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With the Late Thanksgiving</subtitle>
<desc>Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Jake's new friend Eldridge proves to be a bad influence when he makes Jake steal beer from Charlie.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1130</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>I Called Him Magoo</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey, but things just aren't going as planned.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1200</end>
<start>1130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Flashback</subtitle>
<desc>When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1230</end>
<start>1200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With All The Thanksgivings</subtitle>
<desc>It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences...most of them involving major mishaps.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>My Sacrificial Clam</subtitle>
<desc>A health scare and a run in with a group of playful doctors put J.D.'s relationship with patients in jeopardy. Elliot's new man may give her too much of a good thing.</desc>
<title>Scrubs</title>
<end>1330</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>My Occurrence</subtitle>
<desc>Brendan Fraser guest stars as Jordan's brother, Ben, a close friend of Dr. Cox, and has come under J.D.'s care as Sacred Heart suffers a series of mix-ups.</desc>
<title>Scrubs</title>
<end>1400</end>
<start>1330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Working for Caligula</subtitle>
<desc>In the first episode of season 4, Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his cancelled wedding, and Alan's impulsive new marriage to 22-year-old Kandi.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1430</end>
<start>1400</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Who's Vod Kanockers? Alan feels guilty when Charlie reveals that he was part of the reason that he split from Mia. Charlie and Alan must deal with a noisy neighbour.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1430</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Jake's new friend Eldridge proves to be a bad influence when he makes Jake steal beer from Charlie.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1530</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>I Called Him Magoo</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey, but things just aren't going as planned.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1600</end>
<start>1530</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>My Sacrificial Clam</subtitle>
<desc>A health scare and a run in with a group of playful doctors put J.D.'s relationship with patients in jeopardy. Elliot's new man may give her too much of a good thing.</desc>
<title>Scrubs</title>
<end>1630</end>
<start>1600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>My Occurrence</subtitle>
<desc>Brendan Fraser guest stars as Jordan's brother, Ben, a close friend of Dr. Cox, and has come under J.D.'s care as Sacred Heart suffers a series of mix-ups.</desc>
<title>Scrubs</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Paul's The Man</subtitle>
<desc>While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1730</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Ring</subtitle>
<desc>Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1800</end>
<start>1730</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Dress</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for.</desc>
<title>New Mike &amp; Molly</title>
<end>1830</end>
<start>1800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive Two and a Half Men, starring Ashton Kutcher.</desc>
<title>New Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1830</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Gumby With a Pokey</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie is given prescription marijuana to cope with his insomnia, and is then haunted by the ghosts of past girlfriends.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1930</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Indian Giver</subtitle>
<desc>Audrey is surprised by Jeff's sudden interest in her favourite reality television show, until she discovers the reason.</desc>
<title>Rules Of Engagement</title>
<end>2000</end>
<start>1930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Paul's The Man</subtitle>
<desc>While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2030</end>
<start>2000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Ring</subtitle>
<desc>Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Jeff Dunham, veteran ventriloquist, performs live at Washington DC's Warner Theatre. Expect Jeff and his puppets to cover everything from politics to family life.</desc>
<title>Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity</title>
<end>2245</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>China</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. Michael is spooked by the economic rise of China and decides something needs to be done about it. Dwight exerts his power as building owner over Dunder Miffin.</desc>
<title>New The US Office</title>
<end>2315</end>
<start>2245</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Up The Down Steroid</subtitle>
<desc>It's the South Park 'Special Olympics' and Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's disabled, so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming event.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>2345</end>
<start>2315</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Passion of the Jew</subtitle>
<desc>After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle, whilst a crazed Mel Gibson chases Stan and Kenny back to town after they demand a refund.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0015</end>
<start>2345</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Keith Moon Is Vomiting In His Grave</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Jake's new friend Eldridge proves to be a bad influence when he makes Jake steal beer from Charlie.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0045</end>
<start>0015</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>I Called Him Magoo</subtitle>
<desc>Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend Lyndsey, but things just aren't going as planned.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0115</end>
<start>0045</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With the Home Study</subtitle>
<desc>Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named &quot;Joey&quot;.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>0140</end>
<start>0115</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With the Late Thanksgiving</subtitle>
<desc>Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>0205</end>
<start>0140</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>You Have 0 Friends</subtitle>
<desc>Against his better judgement Stan joins Facebook and becomes a social networking juggernaut, causing him to be sucked into the website itself.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0230</end>
<start>0205</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>C****led Summer</subtitle>
<desc>At camp with his disabled chums, Jimmy is oblivious to Nathan's attempts to kill him. The boys arrange an intervention as Towelie's drug use spirals out of control.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0255</end>
<start>0230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Strike Too</subtitle>
<desc>It's the second week of the IPS workers strike and Doug becomes miserable with the fact that he is not working. Is a career change in order?</desc>
<title>The King Of Queens</title>
<end>0320</end>
<start>0255</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Strike Out</subtitle>
<desc>The IPS strike is in its third week, and both Doug and Deacon are spending the majority of their days doing very little outside of sleeping all day.</desc>
<title>The King Of Queens</title>
<end>0345</end>
<start>0320</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Great Crane Robbery</subtitle>
<desc>Frasier is appalled when the new KACL owner copies his apartment's décor to the finest detail, while Mel forces Niles to embarrass himself in public.</desc>
<title>Frasier</title>
<end>0410</end>
<start>0345</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Plan</subtitle>
<desc>When Robert is in charge of writing his wedding invitations, Ray suggests that he does a horrible job, so Amy won't want him to do anything else</desc>
<title>Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
<end>0435</end>
<start>0410</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Sleepover at Peggy's</subtitle>
<desc>When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the prospect of meeting crazy mom, Peggy.</desc>
<title>Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
<end>0500</end>
<start>0435</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0800</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
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