<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!-- produced for the bleb.org TV system at Thu May 17 07:25:48 2012 -->
<channel id="uk_gold" source="Sky" date="22/05/2012">
  <programme>
<desc>More ducking and diving with the Boswell family. Mrs Boswell seeks the help of a psychiatrist when her entire clan is thrown into disarray by Aveline's phantom pregnancy.</desc>
<title>Bread</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>One's a Crowd</subtitle>
<desc>Era-defining 1970s sitcom about the antics of two Liverpudlian lasses. Beryl and Sandra abandon their grotty bedsit in favour of a 'highly desirable residence'.</desc>
<title>The Liver Birds</title>
<end>0700</end>
<start>0630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Ankle</subtitle>
<desc>Classic laughs with Eric Sykes and Hattie Jacques as unlikely twins. A gust of wind distributes Eric's rubbish over his neighbour's path, with unfortunate results.</desc>
<title>Sykes</title>
<end>0740</end>
<start>0700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Mums and Dads</subtitle>
<desc>Offbeat 90s sitcom set in a leisure centre. The irritatingly cheerful Gordon Brittas organises a concert recital at the centre, but all does not go according to plan.</desc>
<title>The Brittas Empire</title>
<end>0820</end>
<start>0740</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Liverpudlian japes in the family sitcom. When Mongy the dog is accused of biting a neighbour's child, Mrs B receives a visit from the police and passionately defends the animal.</desc>
<title>Bread</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0820</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Birds on the Dole</subtitle>
<desc>Some outrageous fashions and a lot of laughter in Carla Lane's era-defining sitcom. Beryl and Sandra are out of work and so pay a trip to the Labour Exchange.</desc>
<title>The Liver Birds</title>
<end>0940</end>
<start>0900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Mouse</subtitle>
<desc>Wonderful 1970s sitcom written by and starring Eric Sykes, with Hattie Jacques as his twin sister. Here, the siblings try to get rid of an unwelcome guest.</desc>
<title>Sykes</title>
<end>1020</end>
<start>0940</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Warm-hearted sitcom with two legendary leads. Jean pays Lionel a surprise visit on his lecture tour, but their friendship looks in danger when Lionel reveals a surprise of his own.</desc>
<title>As Time Goes By</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The comically snooty social climber Hyacinth Bucket is back with another cracking episode. Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy gets a toyboy.</desc>
<title>Keeping Up Appearances</title>
<end>1140</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Happy Birthday, Howard</subtitle>
<desc>Vintage sitcom that, like a fine wine, improves with age. Marina is desperate to deliver her birthday present to Howard  - without his wife finding out.</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1220</end>
<start>1140</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Who's Got Rhythm?</subtitle>
<desc>More from Roy Clarke's epic sitcom about growing old disgracefully. Compo displays his musical prowess, prompted by the number of musical bands in the valley.</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1220</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Mattress on Wheels</subtitle>
<desc>The great Ronnie Barker's classic shop sitcom. Granville tries to convince Arkwright that a delivery van would be a surefire way of impressing Nurse Gladys!</desc>
<title>Open All Hours</title>
<end>1340</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Loathe Story</subtitle>
<desc>Classic Galton and Simpson comedy. Harold seeks psychiatric help after trying to strangle Albert while sleepwalking. Watch out for a very young Joanna Lumley.</desc>
<title>Steptoe and Son</title>
<end>1420</end>
<start>1340</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Animals</subtitle>
<desc>Dawn French as the maverick woman vicar in the show from the mind of 'Love, Actually' creator Richard Curtis. Geraldine proposes turning the chapel into a wonderful new ark.</desc>
<title>The Vicar of Dibley</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1420</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Friday the 14th</subtitle>
<desc>Officially one of the nation's favourite sitcoms. Del's latest foolproof scheme for making millions - game fishing - backfires when events take an unusual turn.</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses</title>
<end>1540</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Golden Gordon</subtitle>
<desc>Series of self-contained comedy films from former Pythons Michael Palin and Terry Jones. A hopeful football fan waits for his hopeless team to win their first match.</desc>
<title>Ripping Yarns</title>
<end>1620</end>
<start>1540</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Warm-hearted sitcom with two legendary leads. Jean pays Lionel a surprise visit on his lecture tour, but their friendship looks in danger when Lionel reveals a surprise of his own.</desc>
<title>As Time Goes By</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1620</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The comically snooty social climber Hyacinth Bucket is back with another cracking episode. Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy gets a toyboy.</desc>
<title>Keeping Up Appearances</title>
<end>1740</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Happy Birthday, Howard</subtitle>
<desc>Vintage sitcom that, like a fine wine, improves with age. Marina is desperate to deliver her birthday present to Howard  - without his wife finding out.</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1820</end>
<start>1740</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Who's Got Rhythm?</subtitle>
<desc>More from Roy Clarke's epic sitcom about growing old disgracefully. Compo displays his musical prowess, prompted by the number of musical bands in the valley.</desc>
<title>Last of the Summer Wine</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1820</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Mattress on Wheels</subtitle>
<desc>The great Ronnie Barker's classic shop sitcom. Granville tries to convince Arkwright that a delivery van would be a surefire way of impressing Nurse Gladys!</desc>
<title>Open All Hours</title>
<end>1940</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Loathe Story</subtitle>
<desc>Classic Galton and Simpson comedy. Harold seeks psychiatric help after trying to strangle Albert while sleepwalking. Watch out for a very young Joanna Lumley.</desc>
<title>Steptoe and Son</title>
<end>2020</end>
<start>1940</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The relationship sitcom that the nation's taken to its heart! Gavin is in Essex without his wife, and Stacey is in Barry without her husband. Smithy plans a boys' night out.</desc>
<title>Gavin &amp; Stacey</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Yesterday Never Comes</subtitle>
<desc>More classic laughs with Peckham's most famous businessmen. To Rodney and Grandad's consternation, Del flirts with the antiques business, and a dealer.</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses</title>
<end>2140</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>May the Force Be with You</subtitle>
<desc>Genius comedy with Del and Rodders. An old schoolfriend of Del's returns to Peckham. Guest star Jim Broadbent plays the slimy Detective Inspector Slater.</desc>
<title>Only Fools and Horses</title>
<end>2220</end>
<start>2140</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Dad's Birthday</subtitle>
<desc>More fun with the lazy but loveable Royles. It's Jim's birthday and the rest of the family won't let him ignore it. Will the banjo come out, d'you think? Ricky Tomlinson plays!</desc>
<title>The Royle Family</title>
<end>2300</end>
<start>2220</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>James Corden stars in the warm-hearted sitcom. Stacey tries to sort out the situation with Gavin, but things don't go to plan. In Barry, an unexpected event causes panic.</desc>
<title>Gavin &amp; Stacey</title>
<end>2340</end>
<start>2300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Grand Design</subtitle>
<desc>Classic sitcom about beleaguered Prime Minister Jim Hacker. After requesting a meeting with the government's Chief Scientific Officer, Jim is pleasantly surprised.</desc>
<title>Yes, Prime Minister</title>
<end>0020</end>
<start>2340</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Award-winning political sitcom. Nicola and the team prepare for a visit from the DoSAC shadow minister Peter Mannion - who uses it as an opportunity to measure up for new curtains.</desc>
<title>The Thick of It</title>
<end>0100</end>
<start>0020</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Dad's Birthday</subtitle>
<desc>More fun with the lazy but loveable Royles. It's Jim's birthday and the rest of the family won't let him ignore it. Will the banjo come out, d'you think? Ricky Tomlinson plays!</desc>
<title>The Royle Family</title>
<end>0130</end>
<start>0100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Grand Design</subtitle>
<desc>Classic sitcom about beleaguered Prime Minister Jim Hacker. After requesting a meeting with the government's Chief Scientific Officer, Jim is pleasantly surprised.</desc>
<title>Yes, Prime Minister</title>
<end>0200</end>
<start>0130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Award-winning political sitcom. Nicola and the team prepare for a visit from the DoSAC shadow minister Peter Mannion - who uses it as an opportunity to measure up for new curtains.</desc>
<title>The Thick of It</title>
<end>0230</end>
<start>0200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Mums and Dads</subtitle>
<desc>Offbeat 90s sitcom set in a leisure centre. The irritatingly cheerful Gordon Brittas organises a concert recital at the centre, but all does not go according to plan.</desc>
<title>The Brittas Empire</title>
<end>0300</end>
<start>0230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Shopping from home.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Liverpudlian japes in the family sitcom. When Mongy the dog is accused of biting a neighbour's child, Mrs B receives a visit from the police and passionately defends the animal.</desc>
<title>Bread</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
</channel>

