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<desc>Mick puts his friend Philip in the stand and accuses him of being old before his time.</desc>
<title>Guilty Half Hours</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Plastic surgery fanatic Phil is accused of forcing his wife to go under the surgeon's knife to improve her looks.</desc>
<title>Guilty Half Hours</title>
<end>0700</end>
<start>0630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Gethin Jones hosts this all or nothing quiz show. The stakes are high as contestants barter with answer-selling 'traders' in a bid to win £25,000. But can the traders be trusted?</desc>
<title>Sell Me The Answer</title>
<end>0800</end>
<start>0700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Go behind the scenes of the 2010 World Cup and find out how many fans had to watch the games from a hospital bed.</desc>
<title>Sun, Sea And A&amp;E: South Africa</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Found</subtitle>
<desc>Callen and co launch into action after receiving video evidence of Special Agent Dominic Vail being held hostage. Blood is spilled, and the team is changed forever. (S1, ep 21)</desc>
<title>NCIS: Los Angeles</title>
<end>1000</end>
<start>0900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii.</desc>
<title>Dog The Bounty Hunter</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Brotherhood</subtitle>
<desc>The team searches for a valuable Zero Point Module that's rumoured to be hidden on the planet Dagan.</desc>
<title>Stargate Atlantis</title>
<end>1200</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Delicate Art Of Saying No</subtitle>
<desc>Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 1)</desc>
<title>Airline USA</title>
<end>1230</end>
<start>1200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Consider Yourself One of the Family</subtitle>
<desc>Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 2)</desc>
<title>Airline USA</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Go behind the scenes of the 2010 World Cup and find out how many fans had to watch the games from a hospital bed.</desc>
<title>Sun, Sea And A&amp;E: South Africa</title>
<end>1400</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Restaurant inspectors John and Faye find some nasties that are definitely not supposed to be on the menu when they pay an unannounced visit to a local Indian.</desc>
<title>Real Filth Fighters</title>
<end>1430</end>
<start>1400</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Extreme clean team Dave and Rob are called in to clear a horrendous flat in Leicester. Meanwhile, Wolverhampton litter picker Lou deals with a temperamental fly-tipper.</desc>
<title>Real Filth Fighters</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1430</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Found</subtitle>
<desc>Callen and co launch into action after receiving video evidence of Special Agent Dominic Vail being held hostage. Blood is spilled, and the team is changed forever. (S1, ep 21)</desc>
<title>NCIS: Los Angeles</title>
<end>1600</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Thanksgiving</subtitle>
<desc>Mike begrudgingly invites his father and brother to join in the holiday celebrations. And Sue showcases her culinary skills or, rather, her lack of them... (S2, ep 9)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1630</end>
<start>1600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>A Simple Christmas</subtitle>
<desc>Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, are in town for the holiday and it's not long before the pair intervene in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. (S2, ep 10)</desc>
<title>The Middle</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Nightwalkers</subtitle>
<desc>SG-1 investigates a sleepy town on the Oregon coast whose inhabitants harbour a dark secret - the zombie-like townspeople turn out to be their worst nightmare.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>1800</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Abyss</subtitle>
<desc>Michael Shanks returns for a gripping episode which sees Colonel O'Neill tortured to death and repeatedly revived by an evil System Lord.</desc>
<title>Stargate SG-1</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Letters From Pegasus</subtitle>
<desc>The team is given a wonderful opportunity to send messages to loved ones back on Earth. But will the messages reach home?</desc>
<title>Stargate Atlantis</title>
<end>2000</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The Late Philip J. Fry: The Professor invents a one-way time machine that takes the crew even further into the future. Problems, of course, arise... (S7, ep 7)</desc>
<title>Futurama</title>
<end>2030</end>
<start>2000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>That Darn Katz!</subtitle>
<desc>Moggy mayhem awaits when the Earth is invaded by a race of intelligent cats! Can Fry and co prevent the planet being turned into a really big litter tray? (S7, ep 8)</desc>
<title>Futurama</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Access is gained to Mallorca's medical services in this eye-opening documentary series. Sun, sea and relaxing on a lounger this most definitely is not. (Part 8 of 11) New.</desc>
<title>Emergency Abroad</title>
<end>2200</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Great And Unfortunate Things</subtitle>
<desc>A suffering Spartacus must decide whether to surrender his life or embrace an altogether different destiny. Sex/Violence/Strong language. (7/13)</desc>
<title>Spartacus: Blood And Sand</title>
<end>2310</end>
<start>2200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Come On Get Deathly</subtitle>
<desc>Eye-opening documentary series combining the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism.</desc>
<title>1000 Ways To Die</title>
<end>2340</end>
<start>2310</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Hit reality series offering an insight into the wild and dangerous life of Duane Dog Chapman, a bounty hunter keeping the streets safe in Hawaii.</desc>
<title>Dog The Bounty Hunter</title>
<end>0010</end>
<start>2340</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Series following sniffer dog teams at the UK's ports and airports, as they come face-to-face with smugglers, bootleggers and angry passengers in their fight to control our borders.</desc>
<title>Dog Squad</title>
<end>0040</end>
<start>0010</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>James Corden referees as the Reds and Blues butt heads in round five of the panel show. Chart-topper Tinchy Stryder and sports presenter Clare Balding join in the fun too. (5/10)</desc>
<title>A League Of Their Own 2</title>
<end>0110</end>
<start>0040</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Bragging rights are up for grabs in a rematch between the Reds and Blues. James Corden welcomes X Factor's Dermot O'Leary and triple-jumper Phillips Idowu into the fold as well. (6/10)</desc>
<title>A League Of Their Own 2</title>
<end>0140</end>
<start>0110</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Eye-opening documentary series combining the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism.</desc>
<title>1000 Ways To Die</title>
<end>0210</end>
<start>0140</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Eye-opening documentary series combining the science of living and the randomness of death with a dash of Darwinism.</desc>
<title>1000 Ways To Die</title>
<end>0240</end>
<start>0210</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Jacksonville</subtitle>
<desc>Delve deeper into Fringe mythology. Olivia and co investigate when a violent tremor leaves behind a lone survivor who believes he's from a different reality. (S2, ep 14)</desc>
<title>Fringe</title>
<end>0330</end>
<start>0240</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language.</desc>
<title>Road Wars</title>
<end>0355</end>
<start>0330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language.</desc>
<title>Road Wars</title>
<end>0420</end>
<start>0355</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The mic is passed on to crooner Craig Hutchesson. Can he put in a pedigree performance and pocket a substantial share of the £250,000 jackpot? Shane Richie hosts.</desc>
<title>Don't Forget The Lyrics</title>
<end>0510</end>
<start>0420</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The focus falls on the Information Passenger Assistants, the public face of Gatwick Airport. With the advent of new technology, the IPAs believe their jobs are under threat. (2/8)</desc>
<title>Inside Gatwick</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0510</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Plastic surgery fanatic Phil is accused of forcing his wife to go under the surgeon's knife to improve her looks.</desc>
<title>Guilty Half Hours</title>
<end>0630</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
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