Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600 Behind the scenes at Luton Airport, preparations are under way for a press launch announcing the airport's vision for its future, including plans for a new runway. (Part 3 of 9) 0730 0700 As winter weather strikes at the heart of Luton Airport's operations, Father Christmas and an Elvis impersonator are on hand to entertain delayed passengers. (Part 4 of 9) 0800 0730 Bloodlines Teal'c returns to Chulak in an attempt to stop his son Rya'c from becoming a slave to the Goa'ulds. 0900 0800 Fire And Water Daniel Jackson is presumed dead after an alien abducts him and sends the rest of the SG-1 team home. 1000 0900 Four Cops Shot The duo arrive on the scene of four fallen police officers, and are led to a circuit of drug dealers, a jealous husband and a remorseful judge. (S20, ep 17) Also in HD New. 1100 1000 Brazil There is no shortage of suspects when Lupo and Bernard investigate the demise of an environmental scientist poisoned at a global warming symposium. (S20, ep 18) Also in HD New. 1200 1100 The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 1300 1200 For Better For Worse Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 13) 1330 1300 It Ain't Over Till It's Over Documentary following the extraordinary stories of the staff and passengers onboard America's Southwest Airlines. (S1, ep 14) 1400 1330 The Starzl Mutation Tom and Diana's investigation into a series of gruesome murders leads them to uncover another conspiracy within the government. Eerie drama. Also in HD 1500 1400 Hathor A Gou'ald, who has taken on the persona of the Egyptian sex goddess Hathor, casts her deadly spell over all the men on the Stargate base. 1600 1500 Singularity The SG-1 team rescues a little girl, the sole survivor of a disease that wiped out a planet, only to find she is a human time bomb, designed by the Goa'uld to destroy the Stargate. 1700 1600 The Duh-Vinci Code The gang race to future-Rome to take in the sights, and uncover a dark secret about Leonardo Da Vinci... (S7, ep 5) Also in HD 1730 1700 Lethal Inspection Bender reels from the revelation that he has a mortal manufacturing defect - is this the end of the potty-mouthed bot? (S7, ep 6) Also in HD 1800 1730 The Scratch Frankie tries to make her family seem as dysfunction-free as possible when social services pay them a visit. Plus, Bob helps his boss shoot a commercial. (S1, ep 7) Also in HD 1830 1800 The Real Housewives Of Fat Tony Marge has her reservations when Fat Tony and sister Selma embark on a whirlwind romance. Will a trip to the Jersey Shore calm her fears? (S22, ep 19) Also in HD 1900 1830 Pranks & Greens Bart sets out to find the past pupil responsible for pulling off the ultimate prank. Meanwhile, Marge starts shopping at a natural foods store. (S21, ep 6) Also in HD 1930 1900 Moms I'd Like To Forget While Bart sets out to uncover the origins of a sword-shaped scar on his hand, Marge reconnects with three friends she fell out with years ago. (S22, ep 10) Also in HD 2000 1930 New & Exclusive. Music Of The Spheres: It's Jake who makes a connection this week, forming a bond with another mute boy. News comes to light about one of Teller's patients too. (S1, ep 9) Also in HD 2100 2000 New & Exclusive. Chests are puffed with pride as Charlie joins the family business and sets off for work with Terry. Uncle Lodz makes his debut at a local art exhibition as well. (S1, ep 2) Also in HD 2200 2100 Arnold Schwarzenegger is a US Marshal assigned to protect a vital witness from high-powered criminals. Armed and dangerous action as Arnie battles gangsters and gators. (1996)(107 mins) Also in HD Film 0010 2200 The Thames Valley Police provide a fascinating insight into car crime and its prevention. Plus, shocking video footage captures dangerous drivers in action. Strong language. 0110 0010 Behind the scenes at Luton Airport, preparations are under way for a press launch announcing the airport's vision for its future, including plans for a new runway. (Part 3 of 9) 0135 0110 As winter weather strikes at the heart of Luton Airport's operations, Father Christmas and an Elvis impersonator are on hand to entertain delayed passengers. (Part 4 of 9) 0200 0135 Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the work of the Met Police, including the robbery and drug squads and uniformed response unit, in the borough of Hammersmith and Fulham. 0255 0200 There's trouble in paradise as cameras follow Caribbean police officers tackling local criminals and troublesome tourists. (3/7) 0345 0255 How To Get What You Want - Money: Can wealth buy you love and happiness? In this final fix, our team of experts find out if everything in life is a simple transaction. (8/8) Also in HD 0435 0345 Restaurant inspectors John and Faye find some nasties that are definitely not supposed to be on the menu when they pay an unannounced visit to a local Indian. Also in HD 0505 0435 Steering clear of dud notes, the platinum-pedigree quiz show gives contestants the opportunity to sing to the sum of £250,000. How much of the jackpot will tonight's singers secure? Also in HD 0600 0505 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0700 0600