Teleshopping. 0800 0600 And the Plot Moistens Jake's teacher calls Alan and Judith in to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Jake is forced into the school musical, Charlie helps him prepare. 0830 0800 Just Once with Aunt Sophie A cute girl from school invites Jake to a party, but Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with Jake offering his own words of wisdom on women. 0900 0830 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... 0930 0900 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. 1000 0930 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. 1030 1000 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... 1100 1030 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie must decide between his fiancé Chelsea and his old girlfriend Mia. Also guest starring rocker Eddie Van Halen. 1130 1100 Tinkle Like A Princess Exclusive to Comedy Central. A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife, who is already married. 1200 1130 The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences...most of them involving major mishaps. 1230 1200 The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken. 1300 1230 My Student After finishing their first year as interns, J.D., Elliot and Turk move up the hierarchy and eagerly await the arrival of new medical students to do their dirty work. 1330 1300 My Tuscaloosa Heart J.D. must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr. Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott discovers Dr. Kelso's mysterious musical past. 1400 1330 And the Plot Moistens Jake's teacher calls Alan and Judith in to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school. Jake is forced into the school musical, Charlie helps him prepare. 1430 1400 Just Once with Aunt Sophie A cute girl from school invites Jake to a party, but Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with Jake offering his own words of wisdom on women. 1500 1430 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie must decide between his fiancé Chelsea and his old girlfriend Mia. Also guest starring rocker Eddie Van Halen. 1530 1500 Tinkle Like A Princess Exclusive to Comedy Central. A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife, who is already married. 1600 1530 My Student After finishing their first year as interns, J.D., Elliot and Turk move up the hierarchy and eagerly await the arrival of new medical students to do their dirty work. 1630 1600 My Tuscaloosa Heart J.D. must learn to handle a verbally abusive patient while Dr. Cox's love-life spirals out of control. Elliott discovers Dr. Kelso's mysterious musical past. 1700 1630 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. 1730 1700 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. 1800 1730 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie must decide between his fiancé Chelsea and his old girlfriend Mia. Also guest starring rocker Eddie Van Halen. 1830 1800 Tinkle Like A Princess Exclusive to Comedy Central. A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife, who is already married. 1900 1830 I Found Your Moustache Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one night stand which makes them re-think the reasons they broke up all together. 1930 1900 The Four Pillars To make Audrey happy, Jeff begrudgingly agrees to see a couple's therapist, while Russell develops a crush on Timmy's fiance. 2000 1930 The One Where Ross Dates a Student When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. 2030 2000 The One With Joey's Fridge Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. 2100 2030 The Dress Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. 2130 2100 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Brand new and exclusive Two and a Half Men, starring Ashton Kutcher. 2200 2130 China Brand new and exclusive. Michael is spooked by the economic rise of China and decides something needs to be done about it. Dwight exerts his power as building owner over Dunder Miffin. 2230 2200 The Tuxedo Begins Brand new and exclusive. Jack gets mugged and soon realises he must take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Liz discovers how to get a seat on the subway. Steve Buscemi cameos. 2300 2230 Butt Out The kids get caught smoking and the school goes up in flames. A radical anti-smoking group arrive in town and want to kill Cartman to prove that second hand smoking kills. 2330 2300 Raisins Stan gets dumped by Wendy and becomes a Goth to wallow in his pain. 0000 2330 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie must decide between his fiancé Chelsea and his old girlfriend Mia. Also guest starring rocker Eddie Van Halen. 0030 0000 Tinkle Like A Princess Exclusive to Comedy Central. A depressed Charlie runs off to Las Vegas after Chelsea dumps him, returning with a new wife, who is already married. 0100 0030 The One With Ross's Tan Ross goes to a tanning salon but fails to follow the "simple" instructions. Meanwhile, Rachel and Joey struggle to make the transition from friends to lovers. 0130 0100 The One With the Cake On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... 0200 0130 Pee Exclusive to Comedy Central. High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Cartman's xenophobia comes to the fore yet again. 0230 0200 Sexual Healing Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the new Tiger Woods game. 0255 0230 Roast Chicken Carrie has Doug sign a card for his boss' twenty years at the company. When he opens the card he decides he wants Doug to participate in the banquet roast and Doug blames Carrie. 0320 0255 Fatty McButterpants When Doug discovers that Carrie purchases his clothes from the "Big and Tall" shop an all out war begins, with Doug remarking on the amount of make-up Carrie wears. 0345 0320 And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (Part Two): In order to save face, Mel forces Niles to pretend they are still married which almost jeopardizes his relationship with Daphne. 0410 0345 Just a Formality Robert is finally going to propose to Amy, but must get her parent's permission first. 0435 0410 The Disciplinarian Debra is tired of being the mean parent, so she makes Raymond punish the kids for once. However, he becomes over enthused by this and soon the twins have no holidays. 0500 0435 Teleshopping. 0600 0500 Teleshopping. 0800 0600