(S) Hyperactive TV personality Julissa sweats it out on an Arizona ranch when she switches with rodeo queen Courtney. 0625 0600 (S) Busy New Yorker and Cosmo Girl employee Colleen trades her fast-paced city lifestyle for the suburbs when she switches with Amanda, a baton champ and member of a steel-drum band. 0645 0625 (S) Jo Frost meets the Prescotts, her biggest family yet. Mum Kadi had seven children in eight years with husband Daniel and they feel so overwhelmed by their kids that they have no control. 0725 0645 Zygote (S) Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process. 0755 0725 Anniversary Chicken (S) Jeff is convinced that he has remembered his wedding anniversary and that Audrey has forgotten. Russell pays Timmy to be his translator on a date. 0820 0755 (S) Jo Frost meets the Prescotts, her biggest family yet. Mum Kadi had seven children in eight years with husband Daniel and they feel so overwhelmed by their kids that they have no control. 0915 0820 Holding Out for a Hero (S) Brooke, Quinn and Haley decide to use their talents for the greater good. Meanwhile, Julian takes on a directing job and Chase mentors Chuck. 1010 0915 Britney/Brittany Will is reluctant to allow the gang to perform a Britney Spears song. Meanwhile, Finn and Rachel come to blows when Finn rejoins the football team. [AD,S] 1105 1010 Searching Susan's health is in peril, Gaby puts pressure on Juanita to outshine everyone at a talent show, and Lynette advises Renee on adoption. [AD,S] 1200 1105 My Old Friend's New Friend A new medic (Heather Graham) arrives on the ward, while JD enjoys his last week of being a resident before becoming a fully fledged doctor. [AD,S] 1235 1200 Bart is on a high when Jen encourages him to think about art college, but his bubble bursts when he arrives home to find his whole family under arrest. [AD,S] 1305 1235 Brunch Ted and the gang have brunch with his parents. Robin worries that Ted's mum doesn't like her but realises that isn't the case when she reveals a huge secret. [AD,S] 1335 1305 Ted Mosby Architect: Ted and Robin have their first big argument after Robin becomes annoyed at hearing Ted's work grumbles, so Ted's pals try to prove that he's not dull. [AD,S] 1405 1335 The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much. [AD,S] 1435 1405 The Panty Pinata Polarization When Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. [AD,S] 1500 1435 Zygote (S) Jeff and Audrey go to a surrogacy seminar with their surrogate, Brenda, but Jeff is sceptical about the new age advice given to help the implantation process. 1530 1500 Anniversary Chicken (S) Jeff is convinced that he has remembered his wedding anniversary and that Audrey has forgotten. Russell pays Timmy to be his translator on a date. 1600 1530 Britney/Brittany Will is reluctant to allow the gang to perform a Britney Spears song. Meanwhile, Finn and Rachel come to blows when Finn rejoins the football team. [AD,S] 1700 1600 Brunch Ted and the gang have brunch with his parents. Robin worries that Ted's mum doesn't like her but realises that isn't the case when she reveals a huge secret. [AD,S] 1730 1700 Ted Mosby Architect: Ted and Robin have their first big argument after Robin becomes annoyed at hearing Ted's work grumbles, so Ted's pals try to prove that he's not dull. [AD,S] 1800 1730 The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when the geeky sales assistant in the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. [AD,S] 1830 1800 The Vegas Renormalization Leonard and Koothrappali take a heartbroken Wolowitz to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his flat and forced to stay with Penny. [AD,S] 1900 1830 Callum finds Jack demanding overdue rent from Martha, Bart needs to find some money and quickly, and Jacqui agrees to help her cousin 'disappear'. [AD,S] 1930 1900 The Rough Patch Ted, Lily and Marshall try to break Barney and Robin up when they fall into a relationship rut and become unlike their former selves. [AD,S] 2000 1930 Brand new series - Tailgate: On New Year's Day, Marshall is at the cemetery to visit his father's grave, where he ponders about some of his friends' New Year's Eve celebrations. [AD,S] 2030 2000 Brand new series - The Hawking Excitation: When Stephen Hawking comes to lecture at the university, Wolowitz is given the task of maintaining his wheelchair, making Sheldon green with envy. [AD,S] 2100 2030 (S) Brand new series - Bride and Prejudice: When Naomi's friends fret that she is rushing into marriage with PJ, the couple decide to throw a small party so everyone can get to know PJ better. 2200 2100 After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park. But when they eventually get there, Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. [AD,S] 2230 2200 (S) Sketch show from Seb Cardinal and Dustin Demri-Burns featuring a trip to Kookyville for a take on American indie films, and Charlie and New Guy getting flirty at the company board meeting. 2300 2230 (S) Brand new series - Flush of Genius: Cleveland Jr profiles his father for a social studies report on his favourite American, but then feels ashamed of his dad when he falls off the toilet. 2330 2300 Armed Forces (S) The third series with Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington continues. This episode includes a story about Karl failing to report an armed robbery. 0000 2330 (S) Brand new series - Burgerboss: Bob becomes obsessed with a burger-flipping video game after Jimmy Pesto gets the highest score and writes an insulting message about him on the leader board. 0030 0000 The Hofstadter Isotope Leonard is devastated when the geeky sales assistant in the comic book shop chats Penny up. Even worse, she doesn't mind. [AD,S] 0100 0030 The Vegas Renormalization Leonard and Koothrappali take a heartbroken Wolowitz to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his flat and forced to stay with Penny. [AD,S] 0130 0100 My Old Friend's New Friend A new medic (Heather Graham) arrives on the ward, while JD enjoys his last week of being a resident before becoming a fully fledged doctor. [AD,S] 0155 0130 The Rough Patch Ted, Lily and Marshall try to break Barney and Robin up when they fall into a relationship rut and become unlike their former selves. [AD,S] 0220 0155 Handy Man (S) Audrey tries to be more spontaneous in the bedroom. Russell invites Timmy to join him on a business trip to distract him from his fear of flying. 0240 0220 The Odd Couples Billie and Zack want to give their relationship a chance. Abby plans their baby shower, but the duo accidentally insult their friends. [AD,S] 0305 0240 Searching Susan's health is in peril, Gaby puts pressure on Juanita to outshine everyone at a talent show, and Lynette advises Renee on adoption. [AD,S] 0350 0305 The Porn King (S) Dixon and Sasha go on a romantic trip to Napa but find themselves in trouble when their car tyre bursts. Adrianna and Navid spend the night together. 0430 0350 Dearly Beloved (S) Casey's big sister Kiki is back at Cyprus-Rhodes University for her wedding and all the ZBZ girls are invited. 0515 0430 Water polo player Courtney experiences life with a big family, while sporty Adam finds out how to live in two households. [S,SL] 0600 0515