Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 0610 0515 Who Ate the Lettuce? Animated series for young children, narrated by Rhys Ifans. Sali Mali and Jackdaw are puzzled when their lettuces keep getting eaten. Who could it be? 0615 0610 Crying Tiddlypeeps cry sometimes and Squiddlytiddlypeeps seem to cry all the time. So what's all this crying for? [SL] 0640 0615 Bells Groove's always wandering off collecting. The Hoobs need some way of knowing where he is. A bell might be the answer... [SL] 0705 0640 Daily dose of celebrity interviews, behind the scenes exclusives, a mix of music videos and this week's new album releases. 0735 0705 The Receipt Jim's new DVD player stops working but he can't find the receipt to exchange it. He buys another one, only to find out that Cheryl had the receipt all along. 0800 0735 No Thanks Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie in an effort to get along with her mother-in-law and Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show. 0830 0800 A New Position for Roz Roz prepares to leave the radio station and join a rival company, but not before voicing her concerns about Frasier's new relationship with Julia. 0900 0830 Peter Murray, director of Veolia Environmental Services, goes undercover in his business. But he soon finds himself in trouble when he breaks one of the company's recycling systems. 1000 0900 Kirstie and Phil hit the beaches and villages of rural Devon and the seaside town of Torquay, looking for homes for local newlyweds Sam and Jamie and football coach Geoff and his family. 1100 1000 The team are in the Midlands today, trying to add to the value of a house belonging to a young married couple by improving the kitchen. Simon O'Brien presents. 1200 1100 Includes news headlines and weather. 1205 1200 New series showing how to scrimp and save. FT columnist Mrs Moneypenny reveals how to be clever with your cash. Tonight she tackles the McGrory-Fisher family from London. 1235 1205 Bite-sized films from River Cottage show how to create a range of culinary treats. 1250 1235 Hugh Griffith plays a French man who for years has been forging unknown masterpieces by great painters, to the continuing despair of his daughter (Audrey Hepburn). Film 1966 1510 1250 Nick Hewer hosts with Rachel Riley, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers. 1600 1510 Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 1700 1600 This edition of the dining contest comes from Birmingham and features bhangra dancing, breast testing, a spot of baldism, 'the devil's spawn', and even some civilised conversation. 1800 1700 Day of the Jackanapes Sideshow Bob swears revenge on Krusty for accidentally erasing the first ten years of their programme. 1830 1800 The sixth formers have their General Studies exam, Bart is forced to tell Sinead the truth, while Darren prepares pub quiz questions and defends his intelligence. 1900 1830 Includes sports and weather. 1955 1900 ...BT and Channel 4 Present: The Paralympic javelin world champion takes the viewer on a journey through London and shares his thoughts as he prepares to battle for gold at the 2012 Games. 2000 1955 ...the Clinic: Live medical consultations and experiments from Birmingham's Queen Elizabeth Hospital, featuring a live testicle check and a look at how a bed bug epidemic spreads. 2100 2000 Hidden Talent sets out to find a 'super-tasker' who can perform two or more demanding tasks simultaneously, and a 'super-recogniser' who never forgets a face. 2200 2100 Big women eating food are becoming an underground internet hit. This documentary meets four of the big beautiful women becoming increasingly popular in magazines and online. 2305 2200 Another chance to see Alan with guests Kim Kardashian, Sean Lock, Jon Richardson, Dr Christian Jessen and Dr Dawn Harper, Pudsey the dog and Ashleigh, with music from Nelly Furtado. 0005 2305 Many of us struggle to comprehend terrible crimes against humanity or depraved and sadistic acts against vulnerable people. 4thought.tv asks: are some people born evil? 0010 0005 Channel 4's nightly short-form arts strand presents a performance from Mercury Music Prize-nominated Ghostpoet. 0015 0010 ...Adventure It's Day 2 of the Caribbean Adventure main event. Luca Pagano is on course for a record 19th cash while golf star Sergio Garcia is looking for his first. 0120 0015 The WBC FECARBOX light welterweight title is the prize for Joan Guzmán and Jesus Pabon, who clash in Hollywood, Florida. Plus, Carl Froch and Lucian Bute discuss their Nottingham fight. 0145 0120 The scene is set for the final stage of the 2012 America's Cup World Series in Venice. Will Oracle Racing Spithill retain their place at the top of the leader board? 0215 0145 The show catches up with Lewis Hamilton; travels to Las Vegas to meet The King of NASCAR, Richard Petty; and visits Flying Lizard Jörg Bergmeister in Florida. 0240 0215 The Cooper Tires British F3 International Series heads to the south of France for the prestigious Grand Prix de Pau, a challenging street circuit. 0305 0240 This edition focuses on the women's competition, looking back at the first two stops of the Women's 2012 Freeride World Tour Revelstoke in British Columbia, and Chamonix in France. 0335 0305 Stop 4 of the Men's 2012 Freeride World Tour is in Norway, with the competition taking place at Røldal, which reputedly has the deepest snow in Europe, making it a freerider's paradise. 0400 0335 ...Mind A short film offering a snapshot view of the lives of teenage golf prodigies Lisa and Leona Maguire from Cavan. 0405 0400 ...Paralympics Extra: This lowdown on who and what to look out for at this year's Games concentrates on wheelchair rugby, the GB equestrian team, powerlifting and wheelchair tennis. [SL] 0500 0405 ...Mind Ma Ba: Bench pressing isn't a hobby for 73-year-old Bill McFadyen, it's a way of life. Stranraer's very own bench press champion is on a quest to be the best in the world. 0515 0500 Noel Edmonds asks the all-important question as contestants do battle with the Banker in their quest to leave the Dream Factory with £250,000. 0610 0515