Teleshopping. 0800 0600 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a dry spell with women. 0830 0800 Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro Charlie is dating Kandi's mother, Mandi. Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him and is staying with Judith, who brainwashed her against him. 0900 0830 The One In Barbados The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. 1000 0900 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... 1030 1000 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. 1100 1030 Yay, No Polyps Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but returns home to find them in his living room. 1130 1100 Crude and Uncalled For Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might fancy the lawyer who takes the case. 1200 1130 The One With The Prom Video Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel. 1230 1200 The One With The Flashback When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. 1300 1230 My Bed Banter and Beyond J.D. and Elliot decide to take their relationship in a new direction. Carla and Dr. Cox reminisce about their motivations to enter the medical field. 1330 1300 My Heavy Meddle The stress of work becomes too much for Dr. Cox and J.D. to bear. Carla defies Dr. Kelso to fulfil a dying patient's unusual last request. 1400 1330 Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy about the arrangement, as he is having a dry spell with women. 1430 1400 Always A Bridesmaid Never A Burro Charlie is dating Kandi's mother, Mandi. Alan is depressed as Kandi has left him and is staying with Judith, who brainwashed her against him. 1500 1430 Yay, No Polyps Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but returns home to find them in his living room. 1530 1500 Crude and Uncalled For Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might fancy the lawyer who takes the case. 1600 1530 My Bed Banter and Beyond J.D. and Elliot decide to take their relationship in a new direction. Carla and Dr. Cox reminisce about their motivations to enter the medical field. 1630 1600 My Heavy Meddle The stress of work becomes too much for Dr. Cox and J.D. to bear. Carla defies Dr. Kelso to fulfil a dying patient's unusual last request. 1700 1630 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. 1730 1700 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. 1800 1730 Yay, No Polyps Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but returns home to find them in his living room. 1830 1800 Crude and Uncalled For Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might fancy the lawyer who takes the case. 1900 1830 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie must decide between his fiancé Chelsea and his old girlfriend Mia. Also guest starring rocker Eddie Van Halen. 1930 1900 Ghost Story Audrey gets upset with Jeff when he reveals that he doesn't believe she saw her dead grandmother's ghost. 2000 1930 The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. 2030 2000 The One With Unagi Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. 2100 2030 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Brand new and exclusive Two and a Half Men, starring Ashton Kutcher. 2130 2100 The Dress Brand new and exclusive. With the wedding three weeks away Molly hits a new fitness regime hard - which results in a run in with the law! Mike wonders just what he's letting himself in for. 2200 2130 Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, Hello Wembley became the fastest selling stand-up DVD ever and features Michael's unique and hilarious take on life. 2305 2200 Casa Bonita Kyle invites Butters instead of Cartman to his birthday party so Cartman convinces Butters a meteorite is going to hit the earth and puts him in a bomb shelter so that he can go instead. 2335 2305 All About The Mormons A new kid arrives in South Park, Gary, and his family are Mormons. Eric befriends him but becomes disillusioned about the Mormon story. 0005 2335 Yay, No Polyps Exclusive to Comedy Central. Charlie gets a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but returns home to find them in his living room. 0035 0005 Crude and Uncalled For Exclusive to Comedy Central. Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight and Charlie worries that Chelsea might fancy the lawyer who takes the case. 0105 0035 The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... 0135 0105 The One Where Ross is Fine Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. 0205 0135 The F Word Exclusive to Comedy Central. The boys confront a group of obnoxious bikers, but their methods force the townsfolk to redefine the meaning of a rather offensive word. 0230 0205 Dances With Smurfs Exclusive to Comedy Central. Cartman's vitriol finally gets a platform when he is chosen to be the school's morning announcer, and he unashamedly abuses his position. 0255 0230 Whine Country Doug and Carrie both have very specific ideas on how to spend their vacation together. Doug wants to rent an RV, while Carrie prefers a visit to Paris. So they flip a coin... 0320 0255 Do Rico Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico. He later becomes jealous of his own Rico imitation! Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story. 0345 0320 And the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon (Part One): Niles and Daphne return to the wedding to face the music, and discover that they will not be let off lightly for their indiscretion. 0410 0345 Grandpa Steals Ally catches Frank "sampling" some fruit at the super market. Now, Frank must find a way to get Ally to like and trust him again. 0435 0410 Somebody Hates Raymond When Ray's friend gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host hates him. 0500 0435 Teleshopping. 0600 0500 Teleshopping. 0800 0600