Singing and Dancing (S) When Timmy joins an a cappella group, he is keen to keep his new hobby a secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have an annoying new neighbour. 0755 0730 Jeff Day (S) When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam is baffled by his twitching eye. 0820 0755 (S) Corey and Lucy McKeever from southern California have two sons: River has a violent temper and threatens the family by throwing things, while Hunter is hyperactive. Can Jo Frost advise? 0915 0820 The Other Half of Me (S) It's Brooke and Julian's wedding day. Alex and Quinn continue to share their past experiences, while Millie and Mouth bond over the wedding. 1010 0915 Audition In the opening episode of the second series, the kids discover they are still school outcasts, Will tries to recruit more members, and Sue has a new enemy. [AD,S] 1110 1010 Farewell Letter Lynette and Tom feel that it's time for twins Porter and Preston to move out and become responsible adults. [AD,S] 1205 1110 My Best Friend's Wedding Turk and Carla's big day has finally arrived, but Carla loses her groom as Turk gets tied up with a life-or-death situation at the hospital. [AD,S] 1235 1205 Can Brendan convince Cheryl of his innocence? Amy makes a desperate plea to Ally, and Dodger waits to see if Texas will respond to his request. [AD,S] 1305 1235 Where Were We? Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. However, Marshall is feeling down after his split with Lily. [AD,S] 1335 1305 The Scorpion and the Toad Marshall has a string of ill-fated nights out with Barney in a bid to meet new women. He eventually goes on a date, but bumps into Lily. [AD,S] 1400 1335 The Griffin Equivalency Full of confidence after being named one of People Magazine's '30 to Watch Under 30', Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant. [AD,S] 1430 1400 The Euclid Alternative When Leonard is unable to drive Sheldon to and from work, Sheldon's friends stage an intervention to overcome his fear of getting behind the wheel. [AD,S] 1500 1430 Singing and Dancing (S) When Timmy joins an a cappella group, he is keen to keep his new hobby a secret from Russell. Jeff and Audrey have an annoying new neighbour. 1530 1500 Jeff Day (S) When Jeff proclaims that it's 'Jeff Day', everything goes swimmingly until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam is baffled by his twitching eye. 1600 1530 Audition In the opening episode of the second series, the kids discover they are still school outcasts, Will tries to recruit more members, and Sue has a new enemy. [AD,S] 1700 1600 Where Were We? Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. However, Marshall is feeling down after his split with Lily. [AD,S] 1730 1700 The Scorpion and the Toad Marshall has a string of ill-fated nights out with Barney in a bid to meet new women. He eventually goes on a date, but bumps into Lily. [AD,S] 1800 1730 The Work Song Nanocluster Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge. [AD,S] 1830 1800 The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who is threatening to become the 'new Penny'. [AD,S] 1900 1830 The sixth formers have their General Studies exam, Bart is forced to tell Sinead the truth, while Darren prepares pub quiz questions and defends his intelligence. [AD,S] 1930 1900 (S) Brand new series of a game show that takes speed-dating to a whole new level as one lucky candidate travels in the Love Shaft lift to a luxury penthouse bar, looking for love along the way. 2000 1930 (S) Brand new series - Anyone Who Had a Heart: As Haley prepares to MC the annual Tree Hill Burning Boat Festival, Brooke uses the opportunity to ponder her father's betrayal. 2100 2000 (S) Brand new series - One Tree Hill: In the last episode of the ninth and final season, the tenth anniversary celebration for Tric club brings back old faces and creates new possibilities. 2200 2100 (S) After all the recent upset, Spencer and Louise's relationship is blossoming. But there's more drama afoot when Kimberley comes face to face with her past at Jamie's party. 2305 2200 After passing his driving test, Simon takes the boys on their first road trip: a day out at Thorpe Park. But when they eventually get there, Will disgraces himself on the roller coaster. [AD,S] 2340 2305 (S) Jen, Roy and Moss find their lives moving in different directions after a disappointing settlement to a sexual harassment suit. Jen seeks pastures new, and Roy ends up on the streets. 0005 2340 The Work Song Nanocluster Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge. [AD,S] 0035 0005 The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition Penny develops a rivalry with a sexy new female neighbour who is threatening to become the 'new Penny'. [AD,S] 0105 0035 My Best Friend's Wedding Turk and Carla's big day has finally arrived, but Carla loses her groom as Turk gets tied up with a life-or-death situation at the hospital. [AD,S] 0135 0105 (S) Brand new series of a game show that takes speed-dating to a whole new level as one lucky candidate travels in the Love Shaft lift to a luxury penthouse bar, looking for love along the way. 0200 0135 (S) Alex Zane presents the most hilarious and crazy internet clips along with the stories behind them. This edition counts down the top 50 epic fails. 0255 0200 Rug-of-War (S) Jeff is annoyed when Audrey gives Adam and Jen their old rug, so he tries to discourage them from accepting it. 0315 0255 It Happened One Christmas Billie hosts Christmas for her family and friends at her house, even though she has kept the fact that Zack lives with her secret from them. [AD,S] 0335 0315 Farewell Letter Lynette and Tom feel that it's time for twins Porter and Preston to move out and become responsible adults. [AD,S] 0420 0335 Sit Down You're Rocking the Boat (S) Annie is mortified to discover that everyone at the school received her saucy text message, and the gang spend an afternoon on a yacht. 0500 0420 Evasive Actions (S) When Frannie stands up to the sisterhood of ZBZ girls, Casey retaliates by challenging the IKIs to a game of dodgeball. 0600 0500