Can you teach whilst being electrocuted? What's the stretchiest food? How permanent is a permanent marker? Brainiac finds out. And Richard Hammond races his CO2-powered wheelchair... 0700 0600 The Sentinel SG-1 must turn to a pair of convicted criminals to save a world from annihilation by the Goa'uld. 0800 0700 Meridian In a moving episode, Jackson makes the ultimate sacrifice to save a race of people who would otherwise die. His exposure to radiation seems fatal. Can Ona Desala help? 0900 0800 Revelations In a gripping season finale, Osiris and Carter come face-to-face in a confrontation which can only end in tragedy - but for whom? 1000 0900 Redemption (Part 1 of 2): Unable to return to his home planet, Jonas decides to finish what Daniel started. Plus, the Stargate malfunctions, leaving the fate of earth hanging in the balance. 1100 1000 Redemption With the Stargate transformed into a timebomb, Earth's only hope lies in a desperate gambit by SG-1 that could result in the loss of the portal forever. (Part 2 of 2) 1200 1100 The observational documentary series continues. At Heathrow Terminal 3, officers stop a student from entering the UK, while the team in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants. (2/8) 1300 1200 A rib-tickling collection of the series' most memorable madcap moments. Narrated by the suitably irreverent Justin Lee Collins. 1400 1300 Mike and Frankie are speechless when, on his ninth birthday, Brick demands to hear the true story about the day he was born. Meanwhile, Axl faces quite the conundrum... (S2, ep 7) 1430 1400 Errand Boy Sick and tired of accompanying Frankie on her weekend errands, Brick pleads to be left home alone. Plus, Mike overhears one of Sue's friends bad-mouthing her. (S2, ep 8) 1500 1430 Thanksgiving Mike begrudgingly invites his father and brother to join in the holiday celebrations. And Sue showcases her culinary skills or, rather, her lack of them... (S2, ep 9) 1530 1500 A Simple Christmas Frankie's parents, Pat and Tag, are in town for the holiday and it's not long before the pair intervene in their daughter's plans for a quiet Christmas. (S2, ep 10) 1600 1530 Taking Back The House Continuing second season of the sharp sitcom. Frankie and Mike try to regain control of the household, but their kids won't go down without a fight. (S2, ep 11) 1630 1600 The Big Chill Frankie unwittingly spends a fortune on eye cream and sets out to recoup the cash. Meanwhile, Axl discovers that his paternal instinct is non-existent. (S2, ep 12) 1700 1630 Super Sunday Frankie briefly entertains the idea that her dead-end job is going somewhere, and Mike teaches Brick to 'talk sport'. Meanwhile, Sue takes up square dancing. (S2, ep 13) New. 1730 1700 Valentine's Day II Mike tries to make it up to Brick when he inadvertently spills the beans about his crush. Meanwhile, Sue begins her search for the boy she smooched. (S2, ep 14) 1800 1730 Friends, Lies And Videotapes While Frankie embarks on a mission to find Brick a friend, Axl falls for his biology teacher. Reality TV star Kristin Cavallari guest stars. (S2, ep 15) 1830 1800 Hecks On A Plane The calamity-prone clan take to the skies when Sue wins a trip to New York, but experience a far from smooth flight. Will they even see the Big Apple? (S2, ep 16) 1900 1830 New & Exclusive. Tableau Vivant: Alex is counting on her clan working together for a school art project but, as luck would have it, they're too busy arguing with one another. (S3, ep 23) 1930 1900 The Telling Frankie's all-seeing eyes in the back of her head spell bother for Sue and Axl. Meanwhile, a reluctant Mike is forced to attend parents' day at Brick's school. (S3, ep 23) New. 2000 1930 The Duh-Vinci Code The gang race to future-Rome to take in the sights, and uncover a dark secret about Leonardo Da Vinci... (S7, ep 5) 2030 2000 Lethal Inspection Bender reels from the revelation that he has a mortal manufacturing defect - is this the end of the potty-mouthed bot? (S7, ep 6) 2100 2030 New & Exclusive. This week, the sports panel show throws 5,000m world champion Mo Farah, funnyman David Walliams and presenter Clare Balding into the thick of the action. (S5, ep 5) 2200 2100 Arnold Schwarzenegger is a US Marshal assigned to protect a vital witness from high-powered criminals. Armed and dangerous action as Arnie battles gangsters and gators. (1996)(107 mins) Film 0010 2200 Props With Nationals looming, the kids prepare a high-concept routine. But when Tina bumps her head in rehearsals, her New Directions world is turned upside down. (S3, ep 20) 0100 0010 Nationals As the day of Nationals dawns, New Directions hope to sing and dance their way to victory by impressing the judging panel, including Lindsay Lohan. (S3, ep 21) 0150 0100 Brave New World, Part 2: All bets are off in this must-see fourth season finale as the team tries to prevent a catastrophic event that threatens the lives of everyone. (S4, ep 22) 0240 0150 Celebrities find themselves behind bars and experience life in the world's harshest prisons. Olympic hero Linford Christie heads to Belize and is concerned about the lack of security. 0330 0240 Weight Of The World One of the 4400 can increase the body's metabolism: could this weight-loss solution change the world? Eerie drama. 0420 0330 On Holiday Eye-opening series revealing the hidden perils of life. Planning a relaxing break? Then arm yourself with all the knowledge you'll need to stay fit and healthy on hols. 0510 0420 Justin Lee Collins lends his not-so-dulcet tones to a second series of madcap entertainment, commenting on the amusing antics of the calamitous. Promises giggles galore. 0600 0510 The jury decides if loving wife Wendy was a fool to take husband Graham back after his affair with an 18 year old. 0630 0600