Teleshopping. 0900 0600 My Tongue Is Meat When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. 0930 0900 Ergo, the Booty Call Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. 1000 0930 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer When he is nominated for an advertising award Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. 1030 1000 The Spit Covered Cobbler Alan's girlfriend is bleeding him dry and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. 1100 1030 Madame And Her Special Friend A wealthy, elderly woman named Norma (Cloris Leachman) becomes romantically interested in Alan. 1130 1100 Something Salted And Twisted Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a 'good guy'. When his mother is not impressed by this Alan experiences an epiphany. 1200 1130 Santa's Village Of The Damned When Alan dates a cookery teacher, he and Charlie gain weight. 1230 1200 That Special Tug Alan becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend any time with him. Meanwhile Charlie dates a psychiatrist in order to help Alan. 1300 1230 Humiliation Is A Visual Medium Charlie and Mia's chaste relationship takes a turn for the worse when Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal. 1330 1300 Love Isn't Blind It's R******d Charlie can't wait to consummate his relationship with Mia, but an oversexed ex-girlfriend throws a spanner in the works. 1400 1330 My Tongue Is Meat When Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash, Charlie must figure out if he is really in love with her. 1430 1400 Ergo, the Booty Call Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, afraid of what Evelyn will make of her. 1500 1430 Lilith Needs A Favour Frasier has his doubts when Lilith wants to recruit him as her personal sperm donor so that Frederick can have a sibling. 1530 1500 Daphne Does Dinner Frasier feels displaced when Daphne insists on hosting the party to unveil a new painting Niles has just acquired. 1600 1530 Trophy Girlfriend When Frasier dates a gym teacher, it brings back traumatic memories of his own sporting ineptitude at school. Guest starring Bob Hoskins and Jeanne Tripplehorn. 1630 1600 Fraternal Schwinns A charity event at the radio station means Frasier and Niles have to learn to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Daphne's mother gets in the way of Martin's love-life. 1700 1630 Kenny On The Couch Kenny is depressed following his divorce, so he seeks counsel with Frasier. However, despite Frasier's experience, going down the pub with Martin is more effective. 1730 1700 Roe To Perdition A desperate need for fine caviar draws Frasier and Niles into the illicit world of the Russian Mafia. Will these two stop at nothing to get their beloved delicacy? 1800 1730 Some Assembly Required Frasier helps the KACL team build a house for charity. But typical Frasier takes things a stage further and tries to give residents advice on how to decorate it. 1830 1800 Farewell, Nervosa Frasier addresses the issue of his finances and is irritated by a folk singer who is disrupting the peace and quiet of Cafe Nervosa. 1900 1830 The Devil And Dr. Phil: Frasier is envious of the celebrity status of his old pal Dr. Phil McGraw, and is suprised to learn that his old agent, Bebe Glazer, is now his friends agent. 1930 1900 Fathers And Sons The former research assistant of Frasier and Niles' mother comes to visit - and seems to resemble Frasier and Niles to a suspicious degree. 2000 1930 Analyzed Kiss A depressed Julia turns to Frasier for support after she and Avery break up, resulting in a unexpected moment of passion. Meanwhile, Roz goes for a job at a rival station. 2030 2000 A New Position For Roz As Roz's imminent departure from KACL looms she starts to get 'cold feet'. Her volatility is enhanced by her concern for Frasier's growing relationship with Julia. 2100 2030 The Death Camp of Tolerance The parents decide their children need to be educated, and decide to take them to the Museum of Tolerance. 2130 2100 The Biggest Douche in the Universe After drinking Kenny's ashes and being possessed by his soul, Cartman does not feel well and is rushed to hospital. 2200 2130 My Future Self 'n' Me: After a huge storm in South Park, a strange naked man emerges claiming to be Stan from the future. 2230 2200 Cancelled The Earth is in danger of being cancelled by alien invaders. 2300 2230 The Monogamists While Carrie is being monogamous, Big isn't returning the compliment. Miranda tries to get back with Skipper after spotting him with another woman. 2335 2300 Three's A Crowd Threesomes are in the air for both Charlotte and Samantha, whilst Carrie is disappointed to discover that the ex-Mrs. Big is smart, sexy and successful. 0010 2335 The Turtle and the Hare Carrie is unsettled after Big proclaims that he will never marry again. Miranda introduces Charlotte to 'The Rabbit', causing her to become a recluse. 0040 0010 The Baby Shower The girls go to a baby shower which gets them all thinking about parenthood. Carrie is 'late', but unsure whether she wants her test to be positive or negative. 0120 0040 One of the funniest comics working today, Ed Byrne performs his warm, witty and wonderfully frank show in Glasgow during his most successful tour yet. 0235 0120 Fat Butt And Pancake Head Cartman makes a J-Lo finger puppet for a cultural diversity event celebrating Latinos. 0305 0235 Lil' Crime Stoppers: The boys start up a crime club to solve local crimes, and are successful in finding a missing doll. 0335 0305 Red Man's Greed The Native Americans want to level South Park to build a highway so city people will come to their casino. 0400 0335 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0405 0400 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0410 0405 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0415 0410 For over 50 years, British filmmaker Sir Leslie Quint has shocked cinema audiences. Now in the twilight of his years, Sir Leslie has agreed to speak about the controversies that define him. 0420 0415 The Devil And Dr. Phil: Frasier is envious of the celebrity status of his old pal Dr. Phil McGraw, and is suprised to learn that his old agent, Bebe Glazer, is now his friends agent. 0445 0420 Fathers And Sons The former research assistant of Frasier and Niles' mother comes to visit - and seems to resemble Frasier and Niles to a suspicious degree. 0510 0445 Analyzed Kiss A depressed Julia turns to Frasier for support after she and Avery break up, resulting in a unexpected moment of passion. Meanwhile, Roz goes for a job at a rival station. 0535 0510 A New Position For Roz As Roz's imminent departure from KACL looms she starts to get 'cold feet'. Her volatility is enhanced by her concern for Frasier's growing relationship with Julia. 0600 0535 Teleshopping. 0900 0600