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  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0800</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Prom Video</subtitle>
<desc>Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>0830</end>
<start>0800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Flashback</subtitle>
<desc>When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>0900</end>
<start>0830</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With All The Thanksgivings</subtitle>
<desc>It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences...most of them involving major mishaps.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>0930</end>
<start>0900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1000</end>
<start>0930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1030</end>
<start>1000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where The Stripper Cries</subtitle>
<desc>Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1100</end>
<start>1030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Prom Video</subtitle>
<desc>Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Monica's former girth, Rachel's former nose and the way Ross has always felt about Rachel.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1130</end>
<start>1100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Flashback</subtitle>
<desc>When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1200</end>
<start>1130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With All The Thanksgivings</subtitle>
<desc>It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences...most of them involving major mishaps.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1230</end>
<start>1200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1300</end>
<start>1230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1330</end>
<start>1300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where The Stripper Cries</subtitle>
<desc>Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Monica's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1400</end>
<start>1330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Straw In My Donut Hole</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. Alan finds himself reaping more and more benefits from his heart attack but how long can the good times last? Jason Alexander cameos.</desc>
<title>New Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>1430</end>
<start>1400</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Molly Can't Lie</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. When Mike &amp; Molly go to their church for a meeting with their Priest things don't go too well. Will they be able to sort out their differences?</desc>
<title>New Mike &amp; Molly</title>
<end>1500</end>
<start>1430</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With Ross's Denial</subtitle>
<desc>Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1530</end>
<start>1500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance</subtitle>
<desc>Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an &quot;interesting&quot; English accent in his new lectures.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1600</end>
<start>1530</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With Joey's Porsche</subtitle>
<desc>Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce!</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1630</end>
<start>1600</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One On The Last Night</subtitle>
<desc>The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories!</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1700</end>
<start>1630</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Phoebe Runs</subtitle>
<desc>Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's &quot;flamboyant&quot; running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1730</end>
<start>1700</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With Ross's Teeth</subtitle>
<desc>Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1800</end>
<start>1730</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Ross Got High</subtitle>
<desc>On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1830</end>
<start>1800</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Routine</subtitle>
<desc>Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine on a New Year's Eve dance show. Ross and Monica resurrect their high school dance routine for the broadcast.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1900</end>
<start>1830</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Apothecary Table</subtitle>
<desc>Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>1930</end>
<start>1900</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With The Joke</subtitle>
<desc>Chandler is upset when a men's magazine prints Ross's joke. However, both Chandler and Ross claim to have originated the joke.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2000</end>
<start>1930</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Straw In My Donut Hole</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. Alan finds himself reaping more and more benefits from his heart attack but how long can the good times last? Jason Alexander cameos.</desc>
<title>New Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>2030</end>
<start>2000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Molly Can't Lie</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. When Mike &amp; Molly go to their church for a meeting with their Priest things don't go too well. Will they be able to sort out their differences?</desc>
<title>New Mike &amp; Molly</title>
<end>2100</end>
<start>2030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One With Rachel's Sister</subtitle>
<desc>Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill (Reese Witherspoon), find independence, that is until she starts flirting with Ross.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2130</end>
<start>2100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The One Where Chandler Can't Cry</subtitle>
<desc>Angry that Rachel interfered in her relationship with Ross, Jill sets out to seduce him. Meanwhile, Joey learns that people think Phoebe is a porn star.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2200</end>
<start>2130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The One That Could Have Been (1): Contemplating how differently their lives could have turned out, the gang fantasize about the paths they could have so easily taken.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2230</end>
<start>2200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted.</desc>
<title>Friends</title>
<end>2300</end>
<start>2230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Special stand-up performance featuring Rhod Gilbert. Recorded live at London's famous Comedy Store.</desc>
<title>Rhod Gilbert At The Comedy Store</title>
<end>2330</end>
<start>2300</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>...Store</subtitle>
<desc>Special stand-up performance featuring Michael McIntyre. Recorded live at London's famous Comedy Store.</desc>
<title>Michael McIntyre At The Comedy...</title>
<end>0000</end>
<start>2330</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Straw In My Donut Hole</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. Alan finds himself reaping more and more benefits from his heart attack but how long can the good times last? Jason Alexander cameos.</desc>
<title>New Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0030</end>
<start>0000</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Molly Can't Lie</subtitle>
<desc>Brand new and exclusive. When Mike &amp; Molly go to their church for a meeting with their Priest things don't go too well. Will they be able to sort out their differences?</desc>
<title>New Mike &amp; Molly</title>
<end>0100</end>
<start>0030</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Christian Rock Hard</subtitle>
<desc>Cartman is determined to get a platinum album with his new Christian rock band, Faith+1.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0130</end>
<start>0100</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Red Man's Greed</subtitle>
<desc>The Native Americans want to level South Park to build a highway so city people will come to their casino.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0200</end>
<start>0130</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>South Park Is Gay</subtitle>
<desc>Due to 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' a metrosexual fad has hit South Park.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0230</end>
<start>0200</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Grey Dawn</subtitle>
<desc>Senior citizen drivers are forced to hand over their licences after causing chaos on the streets. Stan's Grandfather calls in the AARP to help the seniors fight back.</desc>
<title>South Park</title>
<end>0255</end>
<start>0230</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Camel Filters And Pheremones</subtitle>
<desc>Berta brings her sexy, rebellious 16 year-old daughter to work, where Charlie and Alan develop an embarrassing crush on her. Guest starring Megan Fox.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0320</end>
<start>0255</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Sarah Like Puny Alan</subtitle>
<desc>Jake spreads a nasty cold around which threatens to ruin Charlie's plans for a double date with Alan. Emmy Award winning comedy on Comedy Central.</desc>
<title>Two And A Half Men</title>
<end>0345</end>
<start>0320</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Restaurant Row</subtitle>
<desc>Carrie gets angry at a waiter and the manager at a recently found favorite restaurant of Doug's. So Carrie bans him from ever going there again.</desc>
<title>The King Of Queens</title>
<end>0410</end>
<start>0345</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>Marie's Vision</subtitle>
<desc>While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.</desc>
<title>Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
<end>0435</end>
<start>0410</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<subtitle>The Thought That Counts</subtitle>
<desc>When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.</desc>
<title>Everybody Loves Raymond</title>
<end>0500</end>
<start>0435</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0600</end>
<start>0500</start>
  </programme>
  <programme>
<desc>Teleshopping.</desc>
<title>Teleshopping</title>
<end>0800</end>
<start>0600</start>
  </programme>
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