Teleshopping. 0855 0700 (S) Bite-sized films from River Cottage show how to create a range of culinary treats. 1115 1105 (S) Simon, Sam and Dorothy battle it out to make the best fruit cake ever. In his Quick Bake Eric makes maple pecan sticky bars and arctic roll. 1145 1115 (S) Melvyn and Sindy start the latest competition at their B&B, the Pitstop, in Hertfordshire. But their guests are dubious about the satin sheets and the DIY breakfast. 1215 1145 (S) Corporate couple Gill and Peter Tydie host at the Victory at Mersea, their four-star B&B in Essex, which features 26 staff to organise the bar, restaurant and accommodation. 1250 1215 (S) It's Dave 'Butterfly' Botha's turn to host at his two-star establishment Butterfly Paragliding B&B on the Isle of Wight, where he opts for a BBQ dinner despite the freezing weather. 1320 1250 (S) It's the turn of Deborah Morrison and Wayne Bingham to host at their B&B, Braddon Hall, in Torquay, where a game of archery causes allegations of unfair play to fly. 1355 1320 (S) The B&B owners gather one last time to find out how much they've been paid and reveal the winner. Gill and Peter from the Victory bristle at their negative feedback and two underpayments. 1425 1355 Jamie Oliver prepares spring lamb with vegetable platter, mint sauce, Chianti gravy and chocolate fondue. [AD,S] 1500 1425 Jamie Oliver shows how to make sticky pan-fried scallops with sweet chilli rice, dressed greens and quick brownies. [AD,S] 1535 1500 Jamie Oliver prepares mustard chicken with quick dauphinoise potatoes, greens, and Black Forest affogato. [AD,S] 1605 1535 Jamie Oliver prepares Trapani-style rigatoni with griddled chicory salad, rocket and parmesan salad, and a Limoncello kinda trifle. [AD,S] 1640 1605 Jamie Oliver cooks chicken skewers with amazing satay sauce, which he serves with a fiery noodle salad, followed by fruit and mint sugar. [AD,S] 1710 1640 (S) The culinary contest heads to Dundee and St. Andrews where five cooks fight it out for the prize money. The first host is Tara Tasker, who has three courses plus canapés to prepare. 1740 1710 (S) It's day two of the competition in Dundee and artist Francis Glancy is using all his arty skills to show his food in the best light. 1815 1740 (S) It's the turn of pink-obsessed girly girl Laura Cunningham to take the helm. But she's forgotten an important ingredient and is also cooking smoked salmon, which not all her guests like. 1850 1815 (S) Jimmy Fox is hosting day four of the competition in Dundee. He thinks that the way to his guests' hearts is to serve an all-Scottish menu, using ingredients from a low-cost supermarket. 1925 1850 (S) Adam Smith makes his bid for culinary success. The suave interior shop manager is keen to show the others what good quality food is and instil a bit of elegance to the final night. 1955 1925 (S) Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's look at the delicious native fish around our shores moves to another of the British Isles' fishiest hotspots: the Hebrides in Scotland. 2100 1955 (S) Hugh returns home to the West Country where he teams up with the region's most progressive fishermen to investigate commercial developments in sustainable fishing. 2200 2100 Are You Right There Father Ted? Father Crilly arrives back on the island to discover things have changed in his absence; Dougal has a new friend, and Jack has become agoraphobic. [AD,S] 2235 2200 Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep Ted's confidence in the performance of Chris the sheep at the island's annual sheep trials is such that he bets the annual heating allowance on the beast to win. [AD,S] 2310 2235 (S) Phone sex is one industry booming in the face of recession. This film features the women paid to talk dirty, like student and first-timer Rosa, old-hand Jenny, and Marnie the dominatrix. 0015 2310 (S) Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's look at the delicious native fish around our shores moves to another of the British Isles' fishiest hotspots: the Hebrides in Scotland. 0120 0015 (S) Hugh returns home to the West Country where he teams up with the region's most progressive fishermen to investigate commercial developments in sustainable fishing. 0225 0120 Are You Right There Father Ted? Father Crilly arrives back on the island to discover things have changed in his absence; Dougal has a new friend, and Jack has become agoraphobic. [AD,S] 0300 0225 Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep Ted's confidence in the performance of Chris the sheep at the island's annual sheep trials is such that he bets the annual heating allowance on the beast to win. [AD,S] 0330 0300 Teleshopping. 0700 0330