This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Friday, September 20 2019

06:00The U.S. Office Threat Level Midnight Michael has been making a movie for years and it's finally ready to be seen! Can Michael Scarn, secret agent, stop Goldenface from blowing up the NHL All-Star Game? (S7, E17) 
06:25The U.S. Office Todd Packer Travelling salesman Todd returns to the office looking for a desk job - much to the dismay of everyone except Michael. Can Jim and Dwight work together for the greater good? (S7, E18) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Friends The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01) 
09:30Friends The One With The Breast Milk The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02) 
10:00Friends The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
10:30Friends The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
11:00The Middle The Confirmation After being reminded that Brick was never confirmed, Frankie and Mike send him to Reverend TimTom's Wilderness Jesus Jam weekend camp. (S8, E19) 
11:30The Middle Adult Swim Frankie is thrilled when Axl agrees to let her take him shopping and help pick a suit. Mike threatens to tear down the family backyard pool if Sue and Brick don't start using it. (S8, E20) 
12:00The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
12:30The Middle The Final Final After missing his final college test before he graduates, Axl pleads with his teacher to let him take it anyway. Frankie, Mike, and Brick all hit a stretch of good luck. (S8, E22) 
13:00Most Ridiculous Jobs Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on everyone's favourite activity; jobs. (S1, E06) 
13:30Most Ridiculous Bad Asses Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on the criminal element of society, bad asses! (S1, E07) 
14:00Bob's Burgers The Land Ship During the Land Ship parade, which Bob thinks will increase business, four port-a-potties are placed in front of the restaurant. Tina decides to do some minor vandalizing. (S6, E02) 
14:30Bob's Burgers Gayle Makin' Bob Sled: The Belchers' Thanksgiving festivities are put in jeopardy when Bob finds himself staying with an injured Aunt Gayle during a snowstorm. (S6, E04) 
15:00Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
15:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
16:00Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Sam, Vanessa, and Waneka as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E09) 
16:30Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Olivia, Max, and Matty as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E10) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Ethnic Tip Will proposes a black history class be instituted at Bel-Air Academy, and gets a surprise at who arrives to teach it... (S1, E17) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air The Young and the Restless Philip's mother joins the family for the weekend after recovering from a cold, Philip wants her to relax for the weekend but she has other ideas. (S1, E18) 
18:00Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
18:30Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
19:00Impractical Jokers The guys play a game of "try not to laugh" using the infamous two-way mirror and compete with each other in a supermarket to see who can get a customer to try more samples. (S10, E02) 
19:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords before having their pants pulled down by a special actor. (S10, E04) 
20:00The U.S. Office Michael's Last Dundies It's that time of year again and Michael decides Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) should co-host The Dundies Awards with him - but he's not so sure... (S7, E21) 
20:30The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (1): It's time for Michael to say his goodbyes - will he be able to do it? Meanwhile, Andy asks Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) for help with a big client. (S7, E22) 
21:00Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
21:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
22:00Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
23:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks bread, wonky vegetables, and cleavage; plus answers questions on Lego and self-pleasure in space. His guests are Jimmy Carr and Darren Harriot. (S2, E01) 
23:30South Park vs. Technology Trapper Keeper Cartman is none too happy when 'Bill Cosby' tells him his ultra-advanced Trapper Keeper 2000 is destined to become sentient and wipe out humanity. That kinda sucks ay? (S4, E12) 
00:00South Park vs. Technology AWESOM-O When Cartman disguises himself as a robot in order to play a prank on Butters, he ends up being used by movie execs to come up with film ideas and captured by the military! (S8, E05) 
00:30South Park vs. Technology A Nightmare On Face Time Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster video rental store for $10,000! But all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place. (S16, E12) 
01:00South Park vs. Technology Make Love, Not Warcraft The boys are all shades of mad when a 'griefer' repeatedly kills them in an online game. Some serious training is in order so they can defeat him and play the game! (S10, E08) 
01:30Russell Howard: Wonderbox Russell performs his usual gleefully juvenile brand of social commentary and discusses some of the joy to be found in everyday experiences. Recorded in front of his home crowd in Bristol. 
02:30Ali G in Da USAiii Ali G muses about the U.S. Constitution with historian/author/"hair stylist" Gore Vidal, Borat learns about buying a house in a gated community, and Brüno attends a barn dance in Georgia. (S3, E05) 
03:00Ali G in Da USAiii In the final episode of the series, Ali G gets relationship advice from 'Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus' author John Gray, Borat goes job-hunting, and Brüno gets wrestling lessons. (S3, E06) 
03:30Roast Battle Hosted by Jimmy Carr, with judges Jonathan Ross and Katherine Ryan. Featuring Tom Lucy vs. Nigel Ng, and Johnny Vegas vs. Phil Ellis. (S3, E04) 
03:50Single Parents All Aboard The Two-Parent Struggle Bus When Will's ex, Mia, shows up unexpectedly for Sophie's birthday, Will gets frustrated that she undermines his rules with Sophie. (S1, E12) 
04:15Single Parents Graham D'Amato Hot Lunch Mentalist: Graham is nervous to compete in the talent show and relies on Will to calm him down. (S1, E13) 
04:35Are We There Yet? The Secret Episode Lindsey has a new crush and Gigi has a new boyfriend, but when certain secrets can't be kept, a web of misinformation nearly ruins both situations. (S3, E34) 
04:55Are We There Yet? The Life Insurance Episode Nick and Suzanne consider purchasing life insurance. (S3, E35) 
05:15The Middle Clear and Present Danger Frankie frantically searches the house for Axl's graduation gift, meanwhile Sue decides to make a video for Mike's upcoming birthday. (S8, E21) 
05:40The Middle The Final Final After missing his final college test before he graduates, Axl pleads with his teacher to let him take it anyway. Frankie, Mike, and Brick all hit a stretch of good luck. (S8, E22) 
06:00Blockbusters Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Emma, Eddy, and Alex as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E01)