This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Saturday, September 21 2019

06:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Emma, Eddy, and Alex as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E01) 
06:25Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Marshall, Molly, and Samuel as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E02) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Blockbusters: BGT Special Dara Briain schools our "Britain's Got Talent" celebrity contestants David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Alesha Dixon as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for charity! (S1, E03) 
09:30Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04) 
10:00Space Cowboys Film When a retired engineer (Clint Eastwood) is asked to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates (incl. Tommy Lee Jones, Donald Sutherland) accompany him into space. (2000) 
12:30Impractical Jokers The guys pose as waiters in a Hooters restaurant, try to get people in a mall to remember lyrics to a song, and must invade people's personal space in the park. (S9, E21) 
12:55Impractical Jokers The guys are at a glasses store doing and saying whatever the others tell them to, and then try to get people on their side in a ridiculous protest. (S9, E22) 
13:20Impractical Jokers The guys do and say whatever they are told while at a buffet restaurant, team-up for construction presentations, and play another game of "repeat after me". (S9, E23) 
13:45Impractical Jokers The jokers work at a pawn shop, and try to give free hugs after incredibly bizarre apologies. This week's loser has to perform a song on stage. (S9, E24) 
14:15Impractical Jokers The guys interact with shoppers while wearing jingle vests, play another game of Don't I Know You?, and pass notes to strangers. (S9, E25) 
14:40Impractical Jokers The guys act as receptionists in a waiting room and ask strangers for advice about their personal dilemmas. Today's loser goes to a water aerobics class, but ends up drowning in shame. (S10, E01) 
15:05Bob's Burgers Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl Gene's musical based on Die Hard isn't selected as the school's fall play, so he, with help from Louise, stages a production to run on the same night. (S5, E01) 
15:35Bob's Burgers Tina and the Real Ghost Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the basement. Word of the ghost sends two "ghost hunters" to the restaurant. (S5, E02) 
16:00Bob's Burgers Dawn of the Peck A wild bird attack causes chaos at the Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival when Linda and the kids go there for Thanksgiving. Zach Galifianakis features. (S5, E04) 
16:30Bob's Burgers Best Burger Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found. Bob sends Gene to retrieve it but will he succeed? (S5, E05) 
17:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Courting Disaster Will joins Carlton's school basketball team. Will soon becomes the star of the team and Carlton becomes jealous. (S1, E11) 
17:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Talking Turkey Will's mom, Vy, comes to the Banks' for Thanksgiving. She gets angry that the kids leave all of the work to Geoffrey and criticizes her sister for being too easy on the kids. (S1, E12) 
18:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Knowledge is Power Hilary rats Will out for several things, including getting in at 3am the previous day, in order to get the family car instead of Will. Will soon plans revenge... (S1, E13) 
18:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Day Damn One Ashley and her friends ask Will to tell a scary story at their slumber party before they go to sleep. Will tells the tale of his first day at Bel-Air Academy... (S1, E14) 
19:00Bob's Burgers Tina Tailor Soldier Spy To find who is leaking their cookie sales leads, Tina starts to spy on her old Thundergirls troop. Meanwhile, Linda becomes a blonde. (S5, E07) 
19:30Bob's Burgers Midday Run When Tina gets elected for a big hall monitor promotion, she is determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job, so she enlists the help of Gene and Louise. (S5, E08) 
20:00Bob's Burgers The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover When Bob throws a dinner party to bond with his new friend, Gayle uses the opportunity to introduce the family to her new love interest. (S6, E06) 
20:30Bob's Burgers The Gene and Courtney Show Gene and Courtney are asked to host the morning announcements, but their romantic history threatens to get in the way of their big break. (S6, E07) 
21:00Friends The One With The Butt Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) 
21:30Friends The One With The Blackout When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) 
22:00Friends The One Where Nana Dies Twice Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) 
22:30Friends The One Where The Monkey Gets Away The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) 
23:00Friends The One With The Evil Orthodontist Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) 
23:30Friends The One With The Ick Factor After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) 
00:00The Roast of Alec Baldwin The film and TV star Alec Baldwin takes to the stage to be skewered by his peers. Including; Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, Debra Messing, Ken Jeong, and Joel McHale (of "Community"). 
02:00Super Troopers Film Five Vermont state troopers, avid pranksters with a knack for screwing up, try to save their jobs and out-do the local police department by solving a crime. A Broken Lizard film. (2001) 
03:50Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; people fed up with the royal wedding, a randy peacock, an airline for dogs, a hungry tornado, and guest stand-up Andy Zaltzman. 
04:30Frankenfood New Jersey cooks compete for a spot on the menu at the legendary Jefferson Diner, and a $10k prize. An apple goes to brunch, a meatball goes prehistoric, and a displeased cook goes wild. (S1, E04) 
04:50Frankenfood Outrageous Frankenfood creations compete for a spot on the menu of long-time landmark Rockit Bar & Grill, and a 10k prize. Features chicken flavoured cheesecake and flammable monkey brains. (S1, E05) 
05:10Friends The One With The Thumb A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03) 
05:35Friends The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) 
06:00Blockbusters Dara Briain schools our sixth former contestants Leyla, Oisin, and Olly as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E05)