This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Tuesday, May 28 2019

06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes What TV personality was on set for the Dating Disaster challenge? And just how long did Murr have to hold each pose for his epic modelling punishment - in the nude? (S2, E15) 
06:20Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Who ended up paying for damages when Q smashed a display case during a challenge? And what awkward question was Murr asked by kids at a career day that didn't make it on camera? (S2, E18) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Two Guys and a Girl Give Mommy a Kiss Pete and Berg's mother Susan (Bo Derek) grow closer, leading to a kiss that they both are embarrassed about but feel something's there. Berg sets his mum up. (S4, E12) 
09:30Two Guys and a Girl I've Got a Secret Berg and Irene decide to tell Pete about their relationship. Pete is worried that Berg is going to find out about him and Susan (Bo Derek) and so avoids Berg. (S4, E13) 
10:00Wipeout USA Ex marks the splat, as teams of ex-couples, including 'Hot Pants and The Heartbreaker' and 'Dempsey and The Sister Kisser', put on their gloves and square off against the course. (S7, E11) 
11:00Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
11:30Impractical Jokers: Season 11 The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
12:00Friends The One With The Baby On The Bus Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06) 
12:30Friends The One With The List Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08) 
13:00The Middle Worry Duty Frankie becomes distressed when Axl gets back together with Morgan one more time and she begins telling him what to do again, while Brick struggles to take care of a baby chick. (S1, E21) 
13:30The Middle Mother's Day After another disappointing Mother's Day, Frankie and Sue leave for the rest of the day to visit Frankie's mum - but does she want to be visited? (S1, E22) 
14:00Bob's Burgers Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene Gene is nervous about going to his first sleepover and realises he had a right to be when things don't go as planned. (S8, E13) 
14:30Bob's Burgers The Trouble with Doubles Bob and Linda's double-date plans take a disastrous turn when the couples find themselves trapped inside an Escape Room. (S8, E14) 
15:00Most Ridiculous Bad Asses Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on the criminal element of society, bad asses! (S1, E07) 
15:30Most Ridiculous Tattoos Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on tattoos (and other body bits) most foul. (S1, E08) 
15:55Wipeout USA Part 1: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E12) 
16:50Takeshi's Castle One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the tense Tug of War, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. Jonathan Ross narrates. (S2, E01) 
17:20Takeshi's Castle Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new set of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of mud as they encounter Stepping Stone and Knock Knock. (S2, E02) 
17:50Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes Which Joker was almost pushed into the street while in a portable toilet? Who lived down the hall from a future NBA star in college? And where did the term "hipster" come from? (S2, E20) 
18:15Impractical Jokers The guys conduct interviews for DNA testing and cause mischief at the grocery store while wearing bath robes. (S11, E16) 
18:40Impractical Jokers The guys must do and say with what they're told to while working at the Universal Orlando location of "Fast & Furious: Supercharged", where every single refusal counts as a thumbs down. (S11, E17) 
19:05John Tucker Must Die Film After discovering they are all dating the same guy (Jesse Metcalfe), three popular girls from different cliques band together for revenge. Ashanti, Brittany Snow, and Sophia Bush also star. (2006) 
21:00Friends The One With Rachel's Book Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02) 
21:30Friends The One With The Nap Partners Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06) 
22:00Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks masturbation in the cinema, uniform dating, bondage, and answers questions on cannabis and super powers. His guests are Katherine Ryan and Daniel Simonsen. (S1, E05) 
22:30Russell Howard's Stand Up Central Russell talks weird people, twerking, Geordie Shore, and answers questions on the Yorkshire accent and penis puppy. His guests are Andrew Maxwell and Phil Wang. (S1, E06) 
23:00South Park A History Channel Thanksgiving When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from The History Channel they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman and stuffing! (S15, E13) 
23:30South Park The Poor Kid Kenny's parents are arrested and he is put in foster care - leaving Cartman as the poorest kid in school! Meanwhile, the mysterious masked figure Mysterion returns. (S15, E14) 
00:00South Park Reverse Cowgirl When Clyde leaves the toilet seat up no one could foresee it would have such dire consequences. The boys' efforts to help him through the aftermath lead to pure madness. (S16, E01) 
00:30South Park Cash For Gold Stan receives jewellery from his grandpa but when the boys discover the scandal behind it they're on a mission to take on the J&G Shopping Network! Cartman has other ideas. (S16, E02) 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; A man shoots himself in the penis, PETA porn, Wayne Rooney's terrible acting, potential UFOs, and a girl in love with a duck! (S5, E03) 
02:008 Out of 10 Cats A panel show based on statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jason Manford; joined by Reginald D. Hunter, Kelly Osbourne, Terry Christian and Isy Suttie. (S8, E06) 
02:30Jayde Adams At The Comedy Store Fabulous Jayde Adams hosts a night of comedy at the legendary Comedy Store in London with the marvellous Adam Hess, the wonderfully funny Tom Lucy, and the fantastic Tez Ilyas. (S5, E12) 
03:00Cats Make You LOL A clip show exposing the comical, confusing and catastrophic things our beloved cats get up to. Tonight's features an array of talented cats singing, dancing and breaking world records. (S1, E03) 
03:25Detroiters Lois Sam starts acting blacker in a bid to impress his new girlfriend, Tim gets roped into spending time with a widower, and Chrissy has trouble hitting it off with a new coworker. (S2, E07) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel helps an anti-abortion protester with a broken phone, meets a flat-Earther trying to launch himself into space, and creates a celebrity messaging app to rival Cameo. (S10, E15) 
04:05Workaholics The Fabulous Murphy Sisters Alice's freewheeling sister (Whitney Cummings) visits the office and teaches the guys how to please a woman. (S6, E08) 
04:30Wipeout USA Part 1: Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Bosses and employees team up to tackle the obstacle course. (S7, E12) 
05:15Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q host a team building seminar that's not safe for work and pose as caricature artists on a boardwalk. Plus, tonight's loser faces a confused and unamused biker gang. (S7, E03) 
05:35Impractical Jokers Joe, Sal, Murr, and Q hit the supermarket to mess with shoppers in an epic game of Hide-and-Sneak, the guys draw straws at a BBQ joint, and tonight's loser gets a bad case of stage fright. (S7, E04) 
06:00Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How have the Jokers illegally defaced cash during challenges? Which prop was sterilized after being handled by Joe? Why did the crew almost postpone Joe's tram punishment? (S2, E19)