This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount 2 on Monday, July 13 2020

06:00Friends The One With Ross's Sandwich Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09) 
06:25Friends The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10) 
07:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
09:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Check out a hand model, a competitive eater and a contortionist take on the course (S2, E10) 
10:00Wipeout USA Contestants make their way through an action-packed giant obstacle course to win a cash prize. Sweeper Trees and the Scary Go Round are the wild new obstacles this episode. (S2, E11) 
11:00Friends The One With Rachel's New Dress Phoebe gets to name one of her babies which leads to Joey telling Chandler that he has a terrible name. Rachel's plan to seduce her boyfriend goes awry. (S4, E18) 
11:30Friends The One With All The Thanksgivings It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08) 
12:00Friends The One With Princess Consuela Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14) 
12:30Friends The One Where Estelle Dies Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15) 
13:00Bob's Burgers Legends of the Mall On a Belcher family trip to the mall, Tina is mistaken for a sleeping boy's girlfriend. (S10, E05) 
13:25Bob's Burgers The Hawkening Look Who's Hawking Now!: Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a Hawk & Chick movie at the restaurant. (S10, E06) 
13:55Bob's Burgers Land of the Loft Bob and Linda challenge themselves and attend a loft party on a stormy night. (S10, E07) 
14:20Bob's Burgers Now We're Not Cooking With Gas Bob is determined to do whatever it takes to cook a rare heritage turkey after the gas goes out on Thanksgiving. (S10, E08) 
14:45Bob's Burgers All That Gene Gene auditions for a role in a local theater production but learns Linda interfered. (S10, E09) 
15:10The King of Queens Twisted Sitters Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. But one of the kids sees them making love in the Palmers' bedroom... (S3, E09) 
15:40The King of Queens Work Related When Arthur goes to Carrie's work he is offered a job there, which begins to irritate her. Doug competes to be Mr. April at IPS but Deacon is in the way of him getting it. (S3, E10) 
16:05The King of Queens Better Camera Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity when Lou Ferrigno (the 1980s Incredible Hulk) moves next door. (S3, E11) 
16:35The King of Queens Wedding Presence Instead of going to a wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and pretend they were there. Arthur gets Spence to participate in a scheme to get discounted shoes. (S3, E12) 
17:00The Middle Signals As the Hecks prepare for their annual spring barbecue, Mike and Brick work on their social skills together and Sue becomes infatuated with the pastor in charge of her youth group. (S1, E23) 
17:30The Middle Average Rules The Hecks parents must react to school assessments of their kids. Axl is gifted but not applying himself and that Brick may have to repeat the second grade. Season 1 finale. (S1, E24) 
18:00The Middle The Drop Off Against Axl's wishes, the whole family takes him to college at East Indiana State University and helps him move into the dorm. Meanwhile, Brick keeps losing his new cell phone. (S5, E01) 
18:30The Middle Change in the Air Brick starts middle school, while Sue feels a sense of freedom without Axl around. Frankie finds out that Axl is texting Mike and not her and trys to get Axl to text her. (S5, E02) 
19:00Everybody Loves Raymond The Toaster Ray finally gets his parents a gift (an engraved toaster) he thinks everyone will love. Everyone but his parents likes it. (S3, E12) 
19:30Everybody Loves Raymond Ping Pong Ray discovers that Frank had let him win once in Ping Pong, which Ray wasn't aware of. To prove that Ray can play Ping Pong better than Frank, he challenges him. (S3, E13) 
20:00Everybody Loves Raymond Pants On Fire When Ray retrieves a beer bottle cap from the heat vent, he confesses to a party he had 20 years ago when Marie & Frank were out of town, impressing Frank but angering Marie. (S3, E14) 
20:30Everybody Loves Raymond Frank's Tribute When Frank wins "Man of the Year" at his lodge, Robert and Ray are asked to make a video about him. But none of his friends have anything nice to say. (S3, E16) 
21:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; face slapping, female Viagra, cocaine treats, alligator pool parties, a human scarecrow, and a sex coach. (S7, E07) 
22:00Gary And His Demons Leslie and Her Demons / Gary and His Niece: Gary tries to help his usually uptight boss Leslie confront her issues. Then Gary spends a day with his niece. (S1, E04) 
22:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Smug Alert Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car but it's not long before his smug levels reach ridiculous levels - must be time to move to San Fran! How will Cartman deal with no Kyle? (S10, E02) 
23:00South Park: Eco Meltdown Pee High levels of pee in the pool cause a disaster which ruins the day for the boys, Kyle especially. Eric's xenophobia pops up again when he believes himself "the last of his species". (S13, E14) 
23:30South Park: Eco Meltdown Volcano The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo to find the famous Scuzzlebutt. They are unaware that the mountain they are hunting on is a volcano on the verge of erupting! (S1, E03) 
00:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell Howard takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; space-hopper loving donkeys, a chair that makes women pregnant, pole dancing for Jesus, a gay caveman, and pony play. 
01:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; an unborn baby gets an ASBO, a woman addicted to eating sofas, China bans time travel, and vodka soaked tampons. 
02:00Russell Howard's Good News Russell takes a cheeky trawl through the news. Tonight features; people fed up with the royal wedding, a randy peacock, an airline for dogs, a hungry tornado, and guest stand-up Andy Zaltzman. 
03:00Two And A Half Men Untainted by Filth Alan and Charlie go out to celebrate some good news, only for the confused brothers to wake in the same bed with a strange woman - what the hell happened?! (S7, E07) 
03:25Two And A Half Men Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Exclusive to Comedy Central. Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. Lucky Charlie! (S7, E08) 
03:45Tosh.0 Daniel meets a security guard who became an internet legend, reviews a daring convenience store crime, and reveals the new sensation sweeping the country. (S10, E13) 
04:05Bob's Burgers: Uncensored Food Truckin' Bob buys a food truck, so when the "Lolla-Pa-Foods-A-Festival" comes up, the Belchers bring the truck but the kids decide to cause mischief. (S2, E05) 
04:30Fresh Off The Boat The Flush Louis excitedly plans a guys' weekend for him and Eddie, but is disappointed when Eddie invites his buddies over for a sleepover instead. (S3, E17) 
04:50Fresh Off The Boat Time to Get Ill When Jessica tries to sleep off a bad flu, Louis and the boys splurge on a pricey pay-per-view wrestling match that she would never allow. (S3, E18) 
05:15The Middle Back to School It's a day full of chaos as the Hecks attend their first day of the new school year. Frankie plans to get ahead of the game with her children's school needs. (S2, E01) 
05:35The Middle Homecoming When she discovers that Sue's first cross-country meet is the same day as the homecoming game, Frankie's dream of escorting Axl across the field is put in jeopardy. (S2, E02) 
06:00Friends The One With The Cop After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)