This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Paramount on Friday, September 20 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It Had to Be You Jazz asks Will the favour of taking his sister out on a date after she moves into town, Will turns it down until Jazz introduces the two, but he soon regrets it. (S1, E19) 
08:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Nice Lady Geoffrey's old employer Lord Fowler and his daughter come to the Banks' house for the weekend. Will wants to use the car to go to a Ziggy Marley concert in Nevada. (S1, E20) 
09:00The U.S. Office Garage Sale Michael decides it's time to pop the question to Holly, but it has to be 'perfect'. Dwight has a devious plan to trade-up at the company garage sale but Jim has other plans. (S7, E19) 
09:30The U.S. Office Training Day With Michael preparing to leave for Colorado, his replacement, Deangelo Vickers (guest star Will Ferrell), arrives in town. Will they hit it off or is rivalry in the air? (S7, E20) 
10:00The U.S. Office Michael's Last Dundies It's that time of year again and Michael decides Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) should co-host The Dundies Awards with him - but he's not so sure... (S7, E21) 
10:30The U.S. Office Goodbye, Michael (1): It's time for Michael to say his goodbyes - will he be able to do it? Meanwhile, Andy asks Deangelo (special guest-star Will Ferrell) for help with a big client. (S7, E22) 
11:00Friends: The Dates The One With Russ While dating a guy named Russ, Rachel can't see his uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica gets back together with "fun Bobby". (S2, E10) 
11:30Friends: The Dates The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13) 
12:00Friends: The Dates The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15) 
12:30Friends: The Dates The One With The Dollhouse Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20) 
13:00Friends: The Dates The One With The Dirty Girl Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06) 
13:30Friends: The Dates The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15) 
14:00Friends: The Dates The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21) 
14:30Friends: The Dates The One With Rachel's Big Kiss Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (Winona Ryder). Meanwhile, Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20) 
15:00Friends: The Dates The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
15:30Friends: The Dates The One With The Birth Mother Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09) 
16:00My Wife And Kids Here Comes Da Judge Junior, Vanessa, Claire, Tony, Kady and Franklin find a wallet full of money and argue over who found it first and has rights to it. (S3, E20) 
16:30My Wife And Kids Claire's Permit When Claire gets her permit she's ready to start driving, but her first lesson with Michael proves disastrous when he constantly yells at her and makes her nervous. (S3, E21) 
17:00Friends: 25 Years The One With Rachel's Phone Number Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09) 
17:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Christmas in Tulsa When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10) 
17:55Friends: 25 Years The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11) 
18:30Friends: 25 Years The One With Phoebe's Rats Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12) 
18:55Friends: 25 Years The One Where Monica Sings Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13) 
19:35Friends: 25 Years The One With The Blind Dates Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14) 
20:05Friends: 25 Years The One With The Mugging Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15) 
20:35Friends: 25 Years The One With The Boob Job Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each others backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16) 
21:00New: Michael McIntyre's Big Show This episode there is comedy from Sarah Millican and a member of the public is in for a shock when he keeps bumping into his hero! (S2, E03) 
22:00South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Film When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance & Phillip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada. (1999) 
23:35The Roast of Alec Baldwin The film and TV star Alec Baldwin takes to the stage to be skewered by his peers. Including; Robert De Niro, Caitlyn Jenner, Debra Messing, Ken Jeong, and Joel McHale (of "Community"). 
01:35South Park Cr***le Fight It's Timmy vs. Jimmy! But does Jimmy know this? The boys are joining the Scouts (troop 69) but their parents aren't so sure when they discover who the Scout Leader is. (S5, E02) 
02:05South Park Scott Tenorman Must Die Cartman is tricked into buying pubic hair by Scott Tenorman. Outraged at being laughed at, he plots the most sickest, evil revenge possible... Radiohead guest star. (S5, E04) 
02:35South Park Terrance and Phillip - Behind The Blow: The boys face death at the hands of some unhinged environmentalists unless they can re-unite Terrance & Phillip for a show at Earth Day Festival! (S5, E05) 
03:00New: The Daily Show Brand new and exclusive. Join Trevor Noah and his team as they take a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs. Emmy Award winning irreverence from Comedy Central. 
03:30Impractical Jokers The guys give ridiculous reasons on why they should buy stranger's groceries, and get strangers' help to reply to weird text messages in a waiting room. (S12, E05) 
03:50Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes How long was Q "sleeping" before the guys decided to have him stay asleep for 30 minutes? And what did Sal think his swimming pool challenge would be? Go behind the scenes to find out! (S3, E21) 
04:10The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It Had to Be You Jazz asks Will the favour of taking his sister out on a date after she moves into town, Will turns it down until Jazz introduces the two, but he soon regrets it. (S1, E19) 
04:35The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Nice Lady Geoffrey's old employer Lord Fowler and his daughter come to the Banks' house for the weekend. Will wants to use the car to go to a Ziggy Marley concert in Nevada. (S1, E20) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.