This week's UK TV & radio

Congratulations on being true to the origins of web browsing. These fancy new browsers supporting web standards, such as CSS, just detract from the pure accessibility goodness of this site.

Thursday : Friday : Saturday : Sunday : Monday : Tuesday : Wednesday : Thursday

Listings for Paramount on Wednesday, November 27 2019

06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
08:00Will & Grace Prison Blues After Stan is arrested, Grace and Karen timidly visit him in prison, but Grace is so moved to help her worried friend that she moves right into Karen's deluxe apartment. (S4, E04) 
08:35Will & Grace Loose Lips Sink Relationships In a sneaky ploy to get a night off work, Jack plays matchmaker and takes advantage off his geeky female supervisor's interest in Will. (S4, E04) 
09:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Will Steps Out Will realizes the depth of his feelings for Lisa when he dates another woman. Susan Powter becomes the personal trainer to the Banks family. (S5, E11) 
09:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Same Game, Next Season hen Lisa invites her father down for the weekend, he takes an immediate dislike to Will. However, the pair soon become friends - very good friends. (S5, E12) 
10:00The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Three's a Crowd Will and Carlton are on their annual weekend ski trip and things don't exactly go as planned. Meanwhile, the family celebrate when Hilary announces she is moving out. (S5, E13) 
10:30The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air It's a Wonderful Lie Lisa and Will both make up excuses as to why they cannot go on a date. When the pair end up at the same fraternity party, both of them have a lot of explaining to do. (S5, E14) 
11:00Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
11:30Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
12:00Friends The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel starts smoking when she realizes that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18) 
12:30Friends The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19) 
13:00Friends The One With The Ride-Along While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20) 
13:30Friends The One With The Ball Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21) 
14:00Friends The One With Joey's Big Break Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, 22) 
14:30Friends The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23) 
15:00Friends The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24) 
15:30Friends The One After Vegas Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01) 
16:00Friends The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04) 
16:30Friends The One With Joey's Porsche Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05) 
17:00Will & Grace The Rules of Engagement During an intimate moment, Nathan pops the question of marriage to Grace but she recoils simply because the situation didn't fit her childhood fantasy of a proposal. (S4, E05) 
17:30Will & Grace Bed, Bath and Beyond While Grace wallows in bed as she grieves her breakup with Nathan, an enterprising Will tries all his tricks to get her from her mattress and back into the real world. (S4, E06) 
18:00Friends The One On The Last Night The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06) 
18:30Friends The One Where Phoebe Runs Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07) 
19:00Friends The One With Ross's Teeth Ross over-whitens his teeth in order to impress his date. Phoebe may or may not have made out with Ralph Lauren which gets Rachel into trouble with her boss. (S6, E08) 
19:30Friends The One Where Ross Got High On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favour with Monica's parents. However, an incident from his and Ross' college days hinders his efforts. (S6, E09) 
20:00New: Your Face or Mine Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Angel and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S6, E09) 
20:30Your Face or Mine: Celebrities Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. It's game on for Joe Swash and Stacey Solomon to win thousands of pounds for charity! (S2, E01) 
21:00The Dukes of Hazzard Film Bo (Seann William Scott), Luke (Johnny Knoxville), and cousin Daisy Duke (Jessica Simpson), and their uncle Jesse, take on the authorities of Hazzard County, Boss Hogg and Sheriff Coltrane. (2005) 
23:00Wayne's World Film Rock and roll enthusiasts Wayne (Mike Myers) and Garth host a cable television show called Wayne's World. When a big shot TV producer (Rob Lowe) enters the picture there's trouble ahead! (1992) 
01:00South Park Cartman Finds Love Cartman's racist ways lead him to weave some unexpected, cupid style, magic. Meanwhile, Kyle is less than happy with what the rumour mill has to say about him. (S16, E07) 
01:30South Park Sarcastaball Randy is so enraged by South Park Elementary changing the rules of American Football he sarcastically suggests even more changes - be careful, you might get what you wish for. (S16, E08) 
02:00South Park Raising The Bar Cartman finally accepts he's more than just "big boned", entering the world of the obese and reality TV. Can James Cameron save us all from this lowering of standards? (S16, E09) 
02:30South Park Insecurity The men folk of South Park get mighty angry when a misunderstanding leads them to believe their wives are having affairs. Cartman takes matters into his own hands! (S16, E10) 
03:00South Park Going Native When Butters starts acting up at school, his parents realize it's time for him to go abroad and learn the ways of his people. Kenny will help him on his rights of passage! (S16, E11) 
03:25Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by the loveable Marlon Davis and right character Lee Nelson. (S1, E03) 
03:50Chris Ramsey's Stand Up Central Live from Camden's legendary Electric Ballroom, Chris Ramsey performs stand-up, and introduces two guests. Tonight he's joined by panel show-er Rose Matafeo and the perceptive Dane Baptiste. (S1, E05) 
04:15Impractical Jokers The guys try to get shoppers to repeat an odd catchphrase given by the other guys and do what they are told as psychoanalysts. The loser must participate in a drumline marching band. (S10, E09) 
04:35Impractical Jokers The guys work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies. (S10, E10) 
05:00Teleshopping Teleshopping. 
06:00Teleshopping Teleshopping.