This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Living Tv on Thursday, May 4 2017

06:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 13) 
07:00Bangkok Embassy Go behind the scenes at the Australian Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand and discover the misadventures and tragedies that can befall expats and tourists in the Land of Smiles. (7 of 8) 
07:30Bangkok Embassy Go behind the scenes at the Australian Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand and discover the misadventures and tragedies that can befall expats and tourists in the Land of Smiles. (8 of 8) 
08:00Nothing To Declare Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine and immigration laws. (S9, ep 17) 
08:30Nothing To Declare Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine and immigration laws. (S9, ep 18) 
09:00Monkey Life Chimp Seamus surprises staff by managing to control his wild side, and the newborn woolly monkey meets other members of its species for the first time. (S2, ep 13) 
09:30Monkey Life Old habit dies hard as Seamus's period of calm comes to an abrupt end. Problems arise, meanwhile, when the team make arrangements for their trip to Chile. (S2, ep 14) 
10:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S2, ep 7) 
10:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S3, ep 1) 
11:00Elementary The Five Orange Pipz Kitty, Sherlock's new apprentice, lets jealousy get the better of her when Holmes and Watson investigate a double homicide. (S3, ep 2) 
12:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Snakes The team investigate the notoriously violent Mexican musical tradition of Narcocorrido when a rattlesnake is found in the throat of a decapitated head. (S5, ep 12) 
13:00Criminal Minds Amplification When a new type of chemical warfare is released, the BAU must act fast to find the source before any more innocent people are exposed. Violence/flashing images. (S4, ep 24) 
14:00Criminal Minds Nameless, Faceless In the fifth-season opener, Hotchner vanishes while the team is profiling a killer who's targeting an ER doctor. Violence/flashing images. (S5, ep 1) 
15:00Elementary The Five Orange Pipz Kitty, Sherlock's new apprentice, lets jealousy get the better of her when Holmes and Watson investigate a double homicide. (S3, ep 2) 
16:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 13) 
17:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 8) 
17:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 9) 
18:00Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S2, ep 8) 
18:30Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S2, ep 9) 
19:00The Real A & E There's disaster for David when a day at the woods ends in two broken legs. The air ambulance crew must rescue him before flying conditions get too dangerous. (S2, ep 14) 
19:30The Real A & E When a heart attack victim collapses on the top of Warwick Castle, he finds himself at the centre of a complicated and troublesome airlift rescue. (S2, ep 15) 
20:00New: America's Next Top Model New & Exclusive. Brand Like a Boss: The final four face a makeup challenge, before taking part in a photoshoot for Rimmel London. Who will fall at the last hurdle? (S23, ep 14) 
21:00New: Blindspot New & Exclusive. Regard a Mere Mad Rager: Jane and Weller go undercover on a high-stakes scavenger hunt run by powerful hackers to obtain some classified documents. (S2, ep 19) 
22:00New: Scandal New & Exclusive. Mercy: Just when Peus seems to have a tight grip on Olivia and everyone she holds dear, a threat to the White House turns everything on its head. (S6, ep 12) 
23:00Criminal Minds Solitary Man A serial killer in New Mexico kidnaps women and disposes of their bodies while searching for a mother for his daughter. Violence/flashing images. (S5, ep 17) 
00:00Cold Case Stand Up And Holler Rush and the team enter the complicated, emotional and vicious world of high school cheerleading in an attempt to solve the 1997 murder of a teenage girl. (S4, ep 20) 
01:00The Catch New & Exclusive. The Birthday Party: Ben and Margot have to work together to keep a sweet-16 party from getting out of hand, while someone from Alice's past resurfaces. (S2, ep 7) 
02:00Chicago Fire Your Day is Coming As a disaster befalls one of the crew, the rest of Firehouse 51 band together in their hour of need. (S4, ep 4) 
03:00Bangkok Embassy Go behind the scenes at the Australian Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand and discover the misadventures and tragedies that can befall expats and tourists in the Land of Smiles. (5 of 8) 
03:30Bangkok Embassy Go behind the scenes at the Australian Embassy in Bangkok, Thailand and discover the misadventures and tragedies that can befall expats and tourists in the Land of Smiles. (6 of 8) 
04:00Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Hidden compartments in a traveller's backpack raise red flags, and the discovery of a deadly weapon leaves mail centre workers stunned. (S2, ep 8) 
04:30Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. Officers look for a message in a bottle, while a lack of papers land a group of LA rappers in the doghouse. Plus, a young man receives a wake-up call. (S2, ep 9) 
05:00Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 23) 
05:30Nothing To Declare Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S1, ep 24) 
06:00Stop Search Seize Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 14)