This week's UK TV & radio

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Listings for Living Tv on Tuesday, February 16 2016

06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
06:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
07:00Nothing To Declare The observational documentary series goes to the frontline of Australia's defence against customs, quarantine and immigration violations. (S8, ep 19) 
07:30Nothing To Declare The fly-on-the-wall documentary joins the men and women who enforce Australia's customs, quarantine and immigration laws at the nation's airports and harbours. (S8, ep 20) 
08:00UK Border Force The observational documentary series continues. At Heathrow Terminal 3, officers stop a student from entering the UK, while the team in Calais search lorries for illegal immigrants. (2/8) 
09:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
09:30Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. 
10:00RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. 
10:30RSPCA Animal Rescue Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. 
11:00Bones The Ghost in the Killer Brennan's nightmares about Pelant take their toll, affecting her inquiry into how the body of a deceased sailor ended up on her doorstep. (S9, ep 12) 
12:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Getting Off The CSIs investigate two cases, one involving a clown and the other a local charity worker who helped out in a drug rehabilitation centre. (S4, ep 16) 
13:00Bones The Woman In The Car When a burned-out car with a charred body and a kid's shoe is found, Booth fears not only murder but kidnapping. And the kidnappers soon get gruesome... (S1, ep 11) 
14:00Bones The Superhero In The Alley A teenage boy, who had comics instead of friends, is found dead. Brennan feels an affinity for the loner and resolves to find his killer. (S1, ep 12) 
14:55Elementary Lesser Evils Holmes utilises Watson's medical knowledge to prove that a string of deaths presumed to be natural were in fact committed by an 'angel of mercy'. (S1, ep 5) 
15:55CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Anatomy Of A Lye A corpse is found soaked in lye and buried in a park, while elsewhere, Nick tries to fathom how a man appears to have drowned in the desert. (S2, ep 21) 
16:55CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Cross Jurisdiction When the former chief of detectives is killed in his home, the CSI team, with the help of an agent in Miami, must act fast to rescue his missing family. (S2, ep 22) 
17:50New: Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 3) 
18:20New: Border Security: Australia's... ...Front Line. Documentary series following Australian Customs and Border Protection officers as they attempt to enforce the country's customs, quarantine, immigration and finance laws. (S9, ep 4) 
18:50New: My Kitchen Rules New Zealand New & Exclusive. In the final show before the semifinals, the teams find out who will not be proceeding further in the competition. (S1, ep 27) 
20:00Criminal Minds Til Death do us Part: The team head to Savannah where a disturbed unsub is murdering brides-to-be on the eve of their weddings. Ashley Fink and Michael Irvin guest star. (S11, ep 3) 
21:00The Enfield Haunting The compelling real-life drama reaches its emotional climax. Back on the case, Maurice and Guy step up their efforts to free Janet from the poltergeist. (Part 3 of 3) 
22:05CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Paper Or Plastic? It's a mammoth task for the CSI team when a grocery store shoot-out results in five deaths, a large crime scene and an enormous amount of evidence to collate. (S4, ep 14) 
23:05Criminal Minds Hopeless The BAU investigates a group of suspects with a pack mentality who are randomly selecting their victims in the nation's capital and murdering them for the thrill of it. (S5, ep 4) 
00:05CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Backfire Russell has to connect with a petrified child, who is the sole survivor of and witness to a triple homicide, in order to identify the killer. (S13, ep 19) 
01:00CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Fearless A relaxing stay isn't likely as the team visit a retreat to analyse a body found in a mud bath. Meanwhile, Hodges gets cold feet about his wedding. (S13, ep 20) 
01:50Criminal Minds Big Sea Morgan is in for a traumatic ride when it seems as though a victim in a murder case could be a long-missing relation of his. (S6, ep 23) 
02:40Bones The Woman In The Car When a burned-out car with a charred body and a kid's shoe is found, Booth fears not only murder but kidnapping. And the kidnappers soon get gruesome... (S1, ep 11) 
03:30Bones The Secrets In The Proposal Brennan & Booth return for season nine as a question mark hangs over their relationship. Booth is reunited with a former colleague. (S9, ep 1) 
04:20Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. A distinctive bag has officers seeing double, and a photographer misses the big picture. Plus, a heavily-modified truck causes concern. (S2, ep 3) 
04:45Border Security: Canada's... ...Front Line. A traveller's textbooks teach him an unexpected lesson, and a tourist hits a snag instead of the slopes. Plus, officers inspect a shipment of cosmetics. (S2, ep 4) 
05:10Nothing To Declare The fly-on-the-wall documentary joins the men and women who enforce Australia's customs, quarantine and immigration laws at the nation's airports and harbours. (S8, ep 20) 
05:35Nothing To Declare UK Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. 
06:00Motorway Patrol Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences.